I wanna talk to you for a second
about "The Fast and Furious" films.
You've been in so many of these films and I,
this is a true story.
Absolutely true.
Two days ago, I watched "Fast and Furious 7"
with a friend of mine, my head writer, Matt,
we watched it again because the stunts are just so insane.
And I just keep thinking, I don't know how they top this?
Because every time I watched the movie,
I mean in the last movie you guys were driving cars
from one tower into another tower, into another tower.
You were jumping out of airplanes, in cars.
It gets to the point where I think,
"What can you do that hasn't been done already
with these cars?"
Listen, I can't give it away, but Conan,
I can promise you that we are doing something
that has never been done.
So June 25th is the final date,
because of course we got pushed back because of COVID
and theaters not being open,
but on June 25th everyone will have their shot
at going to see yet another (Conan laughing)
like extremely ridiculous Ludacris "Fast and Furious" movie
that's all a part of a theater experience.
I mean, those stunts are...
And I swear to God,
I love that everything has to involve a car.
Like if you guys have to break into a closet
you've got to drive into the closet in a car.
Everything has to happen in a car.
If you have to pretend to be waiters to get the bad guys,
you dress up as waiters and you drive into the front
of the window of the restaurant in a car.
I love it. Facts,
fact man, you know what's even crazier.
A lot of people don't notice,
but every single "Fast and Furious"
I bought one of the cars that was in the movie.
I've heard this, I've heard this.
Except for the ones where we shot in London
where the steering wheel was on the other
(beep) side of the car-
(laughing drowns out sound)
United States of America.
And I didn't wanna deal with that.
All the other ones, I bought cars.
As a matter of fact there was one
from "2 Fast 2 Furious".
If we have real "Fast and Furious" fans on here
there was a Dodge truck
that had like a Louis Vuitton wrap on it.
I have it.
I have it right here. (indistinct) sore thumb.
This is the car.
And it's a truck, Dodge truck
wrapped with Louis Vuitton insignias on it.
And you bought this car and you drove it around.
How did that go?
How was the experience of driving his car around?
It didn't go well at all.
I drove it for one day
and everyone in the city of Atlanta, Georgia knew it was me.
I had a tailgating party like everyone was behind me
and it's literally,
never wanted to drive this car ever again.
So I gave it away to my friend at the time
so that he could have people follow him all the damn time.
Right now, all I drive is my 93 Acura Legend
because this is the exact opposite
of having a Louis Vuitton-wrapped truck, that's what.
You drive a 93 Acura Legend?
You, Ludacris?
Drives around a 93 Acura Legend?
So this is a car that I had before
I was commercially successful as a rapper.
One of my favorite cars has over 250,000 miles on it.
Still drive it to this day.
It's the car that I drive the most.
You know what I had before I got on television,
I had a 92 Ford Taurus.
What?
Don't give me attitude, that's-
How the hell did you fit in that car?
Like you're too tall, bro.
No, no. Like how tall are you?
(indistinct chatter)
I cut a hole in the roof
but I would drive around this car.
Ladies love a 92 Ford Taurus.
Okay. Really?
This thing was a magnet.
All right so basically-
They didn't even care who was driving.
They were like, whoever's in that Ford Taurus,
I've got to be with that man.
And the same way I said
I took advantage of every room in my house.
You took advantage of every seat in the Ford Taurus
is what you're trying to tell me.
Yes, exactly.
Exactly. All right.
Yeah, I mean, this was,
and I could, it was insanity and I kept that car.
I still have that car to this day
because it brings back so many wild memories.
One day me and you have to drive
our Acura Legend and Ford Taurus
around the town just to do it.
Okay, let's do it.
This is what I wanna do.
I want us to do that, but first I want your Acura
and my Taurus to be wrapped in the Louis Vuitton logo.
Then we drive them around.
Now I got to ask you about this.
You got a car that bounces
and we have actually some footage of you
bouncing in this car.
Let's show the footage.
And then I want you to explain why?
Let's take a look.
(Ludacris shouting and laughing)
That not me doing that baby, that's the car doing that.
Okay, why do you need a car that does that?
What does it do for you?
Well, listen, man, this is a very good reason.
Like most of the time we listen to music
we're in the car right? Right.
You need a car to dance with you when you dance,
(Conan laughing) 100%.
Now you're laughing.
But this is true, man.
Who the hell wants a car,
if you're dancing in the car, staying still?
Yup. Come on, Conan.
[Conan] That's right.
That makes no sense whatsoever.
You're right. Your car needs
to be able to dance with you.
I can see that. That's how I feel.
Yes.
Think about your Ford Taurus
if it was able to bounce the same way
that a Mercedes May bach there.
It'd have been a whole different situation
and your car would have been doing most of the work
with the women that you were with in the Ford Taurus,
you wouldn't have had to do much.
Guess what I'm told I didn't do much.
Well don't worry about it. I got a lot of complaints,
back in the day.
A lot of complaints.
I tend to lay perfectly still.
(both laughing)
The car was the only thing that moved.
I, look, I'm very shy and I don't like to move.
That's...
By the way what'd you think of my dancing, Chris?
You did terrible. What's that?
Terrible?
Yeah, you're a blatantly honest guy.
So I'm sure you wouldn't mind me being blatantly
honest back to you. (giggling)
your dancing is terrible.
What are you talking about?
I'm exploring the space around me.
No, no, no.
You need a car that bounces man, immediately.
If you ever go to Wimbledon or The Masters
make sure you don't dance in the stage.
I know, I will.
I will.
I'll be, you're right.
This is good, and you know what?
You've been a good friend to me over the years
and you being honest with me, I really appreciate it.
'Cause I think a lot of people would have said,
"Conan you the best dancer I've ever seen."
You cut right to the chase and you saved me.
You kept me humble and I thank you.
Oh, for sure, 100%.
Sometimes certain things just aren't for us, man.
You need to concentrate on other things.
Yeah. Okay.
Please tell me what that is
'cause I've never figured it out.