Life has given me some curve balls.
I think it's my time to find love.
>> I wanna date younger men.
>> I am as sexual as I was in my teens.
>> Ladies, where's all the minutes?
>> I'm ready to connect with somebody who doesn't really care how old I am.
This is a perfect place to find love.
>> Here we go.
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>> It just got real.
>> TLC's new series, Milf Manor, has an insane twist.
Drumroll, please.
[SOUND] The hot single men on the show
happened to be the sons of the Milf's,
which makes me feel that Cunanan kinda has a point.
[LAUGH] No, I'm kidding.
They don't, okay?
But what are you doing TLC?
What are you doing?
>> Well, ironically, I think they're appealing to a lot of
the folks who are Republicans, and a lot of those guys.
So the reason I say that, and we'll get back to the actual story in a second,
but I drove from Tampa to Atlanta just a couple of days ago.
And every two miles, there's a sign for, adult superstore, okay, and massage.
>> That kind of massage?
>> Yeah, 100% that kind of massage, okay?
>> What about the children, Florida!
>> Non stop, okay?
In the middle of the Florida panhandle, otherwise known as Alabama, okay?
[LAUGH] And in the middle of Georgia, not Atlanta,
in the middle of Georgia, all super Republican territory.
And every sign is sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, right?
So- >> Children might read those signs.
>> Yeah, they don't give a damn.
They are the biggest perverts in the country.
And so, and by the way, what's a popular porn, like incest porn, right?
Remember Ted Cruz tweeted it.
>> Why, why is that- >> Remember?
>> Why is that popular porn?
What's wrong with people?
>> [LAUGH] I don't know, ma'am, digging up with them.
So they are taking that porn and putting it on TV.
And so, now look, they're not supposed to sleep with their own sons,
although I'm sure that would get them higher ratings.
But they are like, no no, I'll take your son.
I'll take your son.
>> No, whoa!
>> This is madness.
And look,
30 Rock joked about this a long time ago with a fake show called Milf Island.
They turned it real,
but they made it worse cuz the Milf's are with their own sons!
That's just insanity, man.
By the way, this is the same TV that will always tell you, don't go on social media.
They got some crazy stuff on there.
You should keep watching mainstream media and TV where it's all wholesome.
>> Can I just say, I find it like, are the women taking drugs?
I think it's actually really impressive that they have
the kind of sex drive they do.
Like were they trophy wives and they don't work?
How do they have the energy?
>> No, Anna- >> I still have the same sexual energy
that I did when I was in my teens.
>> [LAUGH] >> How, how did that happen?
>> No, no no no, that's the other problem with America.
[LAUGH] Which is that, everybody is obsessed with fame.
Is it true that they have that kind of sex drive?
I don't know.
Is that embarrassing to say, I can't wait to have sex with the other ladies' sons.
Yeah, right?
No, but there's nobody has any shame left, right?
>> No, but- >> Fame, fame, fame, fame.
So I don't know what's true and not true in terms of their sex drive.
But they're willing to say it to get on TV.
>> I'm not even mad.
I'm impressed.
That's what I'm trying to say about that.
>> [LAUGH] >> That very specific part of it, right?
I don't know, I think I need to sleep more.
Anyway, let's move on.
>> [LAUGH] >> I do not, at all, relate to that.
Anyway, after the first episode of the show premiered, people have prefer or
referred to the show is the darkest thing I've ever seen on television.
The dying breath of cable, and the worst show I've ever seen, which, good, good.
I'm glad the audience is reacting that way.
Here's some of the edge of your seat drama from the first episode.
The moms have varying levels of wackiness.
While most of the sons are pretty awkward, together, they equal complete chaos.
In the first challenge, the moms are blindfolded and
must, I hate, feel up all the men to find their own.
So, no whoa! >> No, no.
>> No whoa, no whoa, no whoa!
>> Now, look guys, this one's a little bit
of a personal war path I grant you. But ever since we started doing
a show on YouTube and online, and that's 21 years ago,
we're the oldest show in Internet history. All I've ever
heard from the asses on TV is, you know, online is so low brow.
There's- >> Don't, TV is super high class to y'all.
>> TV is so sophisticated.
>> So sophisticated.
>> Hey, you guys look really sophisticated.
>> Yeah. >> And then they feel up their own sons,
and then they just say, y'all, who know, Jenk?
I tell y'all, that's my son.
And this is sophisticated television?
They've always been low brow.
And now as this old colossus is dying,
they grasp but incest as their last straw.
>> I mean, I don't have kids, so obviously I don't have a son.
And I can never imagine myself in a position in which I would ever sign up for
a show like that, and have my son be part of it as well.
But let me just say, watching older women feel up on my son,
in my imaginary world that doesn't exist, like there would be violence.
You get what I'm saying?
And that's the point.
I get it, I get that the awkwardness is the potential conflicts
happen to be the point.
But why do you sign up for this garbage?
You're right, it's the obsession with fame, but
do people understand how crappy fame really is?
>> Well, look it's an addiction, and so
they can't kick it whether it's a long term bad for them or not.
By the way, again,
they say the problem with social media is it creates too much conflict.
What's the whole point of reality television?
Create fake conflict so people yell at each other and get super angry etc, and
we all watch?
So this is as old as time, we're reaching the very bottom of the barrel.
>> God, several moms get really into the challenge playfully rubbing
their fingers all over abs they hope don't belong to their son.
I just- >> [SOUND] Projectile vomit.
>> I can't. >> By the way, look, the sons are above
legal limits right there, 21 or whatever they are, but they're young, right?
>> Yeah, the age isn't really an issue, yeah.
>> I hear you, but the Republicans, they're always outraged by a drug show or
something, right?
Or mentioning a gay person ever, right, in school or something.
I don't see any Republicans boycotting this.
Like they think this is, I get- >> We don't know that.
>> There's no way- >> [CROSSTALK]
>> I guarantee you.
No, I guarantee you a giant percentage of the people watching that
are Republicans, okay?
This is the kind of stuff that they love.
They're like, yeah, cool.
Y'all gay people immoral.
Feel a person again.
[LAUGH] Yeah, I said it.
>> I don't wanna talk about this anymore, I hate it.
I hate all of it.
>> Yeah.
>> But I remember when the story first came out, we covered it,
our producer Kate was like, this is what I predict the twist is.
And she predicted it exactly right.
And I just didn't wanna believe that it could be true.
>> Yeah, because if you remember, they set it up as a mystery, right?
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> They are like, and then these guys are coming and everybody's like, yeah.
And then when they reveal who it is, they are like, we were like, what is it,
what could it be, right?
And then Kate figured out, or guessed- >> Guessed.
>> Accurately that it was gonna be their own sons.
You know why?
Cuz Kate apparently knows television better than we do,
television executives, right?
>> Yeah. >> Like,
this is exactly how low they would go.