- She's totally smart and pretty and purple,
and whenever I see her I feel like
I just ate a butterfly made of chocolate,
if you know what I mean?
- I think I do bachelor number three.
It's what's on the inside that counts.
- Well, since I've clearly lost control of the show,
let's lower the wall and see if Passion is right.
- She would choose this common piece of rubbish over me?
Clearly I am ze superior food.
- It's back to sky room for me.
(screams)
- Oh my god, Orange, are you okay?
- Yeah, poor guy, I think he really
had a crush on you, Passion.
- Ugh, please stop.
- Well, while we're busy contacting our attorneys,
you kids go out there and have a great time on your date.
- Yeah! Come on, Passion, there is room for you too.
- Get him off me! Get him off me!
- Giddy up date.
- I will certainly get the boot.
- Yeah, and besides Snow is coming anyways.
- Really? That sounds wonderful.
- No, not snow, Snow!
- Wait, what?
- Snow White!
- [Snow White] Ooh, a delicious apple!
(crunches)
- Whoa!
- [Snow White] Oh, I don't feel so good.
- Whoa, looks like Snow White is a real flake.
- Oh my, I was wrong, that apple was poisonous all along.
- Well, he was an apple.
- The Queen will be thrilled, her wish has been fulfilled.
- Because Snow White has been chilled.
♪ Hippy hoppedity waka waka wooo, Midget Apple ♪
- Achooo!
- Break it down.
(glass smashes)
- And I said, banana peel.
- [Voiceover] Finish him!!
- Huh?
- [Voiceover] Finish him!!
- He's Finnish? I would've guessed Dutch.
- [Voiceover] For crying out loud, no,
No, I mean you should finish him off.
- Why would I do that, I like his dance moves too much?
♪ Everybody do the scorpion, nanana ♪
- [Voiceover] Just stop singing and finish him!
- Okay, okay, knife!
(screams)
- [Voiceover] I can't believe I'm saying this, Orange wins.
- Yay! What do I win? I want a win pony.
♪ Everybody do the scorpion, ooh ooh ooh. ♪
- And here the dial was set to pizza party.
- Yeah!
- Pizza party! Whoo hoo!
- Oh wait I read that wrong, it was actually turned to knife
(screams)
Why did I put that on the dial?
- Well, that's one way to make a banana split.
- Orange!
- No, argh!
(alarm blares)
- Whoa, looks like Sugar Cane is in shock!
(glass smashes)
- What have you done, you fool?
- Ohh
- We're gonna to make it, buddy, we're gonna make
(glass smashes)
- No!
- Whoa, those two really got toasted!
Whoa!
- This can't be happening!
- Told ya, they're a cut above the rest!
(screams)
Ooh, and the hunger games continue to be a smashing success!
President Snowball, over here, hey, hey President Snowball?
- What, what is it?
- Mockingjay!
- What? No!
- Whoa, that's too bad, the president was a really cool guy.
Hey, hey, mockingjay, neh neh neh
- Neh neh neh neh
- I really hope I'm not in the sequel.
- Uh-huh, I ain't holding no hands, I ain't babysitting.
- You know, I gotta be honest with you,
I enjoy hugs, hugs is something I enjoy.
- Stop it, stop it, stop it, none of this makes any sense!
And I'm not just talking about the zamboni.
- Shazbat!
- Oh, this can't be happening,
there's gotta be a logical explanation for this.
- Like, maybe we're just fooling around?
- Huh?
- Happy April Fool's Day!
- Ah, thank goodness, it's such a relief.
- Whoo!
- Speaking of which, what are we
going to do with these guys?
- Hmm, I dunno, maybe they can sign some autographs?
Or maybe they can just, sign!
- Huh?
- Sign!
(crashes)
- Ohh!
- Whoa, looks like the cast is gonna need a cast!
Nah, just kidding, there's no way they survived that.
- Shazbat!
- Maniac, don't tell him that!
- Hey, hey, look at me, I'm Elvis Parsley!
(volcano explodes)
Whoa, I'm all shook up, oh ho.
- Everyone, run for your lives!
- It's, it's the keeper of the island!
(screams)
- It burned, it burned!
- What, I can't hear you?
- Whoa, I didn't know it was time for a peep show.
- Dude, Marshmallow, what are you doing?
- It's OK, I'm an eighth peep.
- Peep
- Peep peep peep peep
- Peep peep peep
- Oh, oh, you should count sheep
or rainbows or puppies
- [Great Yellow Peep] Peep peep peep peep
- I promise, oh Great yellow Peep,
no-one shall disturb your puppy counting.
- Peep.
- Hey Masterchef
- That's Masterchief!
- Oh, hey, Mr Chief, hey Mr Chief, hey!
- No, Master-Chief, it's not hard.
- Oh, hey, macaroni cheese, hey macaroni cheese!
- That doesn't even sound like my name!
Be quiet before I blast you with my assault rifle.
- No, macaroni cheese!
- Haha, grenade out!
- Whazzup!
- I dunno, what is up?
- Squash!
- Huh?
- Ewww
- Hey, hey, Strawberry?
- Hey Orange, what is it?
- Squash!
Whoa!
- Don't be calling me Kevin,
you beautiful bacon-wrapped ball of fruit.
- My bad, how about I just call you - fireball!
(motorbike engine roars)
(explosions)
Hey, hey Spike?
- What?
- Ax!
- Bring it, argh, it doesn't even hurt!
- Well, that's going to be one tough ax to follow.
Whoa!
- That kinda tickles.
- Whoa, Spike, you really know how to pick 'em.
- Orange, don't forget, don't forget
how tough I was, argh!
- Why, are you gonna split?
Whoa, poor Spike, jeez, he really cracked me up.
- Hot dog, this is the end, the great finale,
you guys are gonna be stars!
- This is fantastic, but what happened
to your friend, Squash?
- That was terrible!
- Whoa!
- Nobody can fly, doh!
- Uh uh, that's not true, I know
someone who flies in all the time.
- Yeah, right, who?
- Knife!
- Who's knife, bro - oh!
- I hope he knows how to meditate and medicate
- Hey, yo, buddy, I'm over here!
- Ewww!
- But you are like the perfect temperature!
- Yo buddy, let's not make this weird, Okay?
- Wait a minute, I get it now, you're a dunking donut!
- And how, seriously, this is the best
I've ever felt since, forever!
It's like I can finally loosen up a bit.
- Uh oh, I think that donut just said a mouthful!
- I regret nothing!
- Poor donut, talk about a biter end.
Get it, biter, better?
Oh no!
- You may have destroyed one of us
but you'll never defeat ten thousand.
- Whoa, looks like I'm going to need a bigger boat
or better yet, a motor boat!
(motorboats)
(explosions)
- Orange, you did it, you saved us all!
- Yeah, and I thought it'd be virtually impossible.
- What was it, spill already, why don't you?
- Well, I do have one idea...
- What's that?
- Yeti vampire freak!
- ♪ yeti vampire freak ♪
- My god, it's got fangs, a boom box and yeti powers?!
- Hey hey, show it your microphone!
Pasta la vista baby.
- I swear, partner, one day I'll track that thing down
and make it pay for what it did to you.
- Aww, poor Cheese.
- Yeah, now he's all Provolone.
Seriously, tho, if you needed a new partner,
I know someone who's pretty sharp.
- Oh yeah, and who's that?
- Knife!
- Oh, that can't feel Gouda.
- Ho ho, that is what you think, les buddy cops!
(ethereal chanting)
- Yay, my mouth tastes like fire!
- Nice work, partner!
- My mustaches, my beautiful beautiful mustaches
- Well, when you play with fire
you're bound to get
- Squashed!
- Eww, I've got butt-stache.