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Let's start opening Amazon's top helf products.
H E L F.
We have the intelligent, breathing, cupping
massage instrument.
I don't think there's a lot of great evidence for cupping.
I think it's probably overused,
but as an athlete myself, I find it relaxing.
Ooh, this product feels expensive.
Never read the instructions, 'cause why would I?
- You gonna learn today!
- Whoa! It's sucking my skin.
Oh!
Do you see it? You don't see my skin inside of it?
Oh! How do I turn it off?
Desist. It's sucking!
I can feel my nerve shooting.
It won't turn off.
Ah! It won't come off!
It's off and it's still on.
Oh!
Sam, you have to try this.
I'm a doctor, so don't worry, we can fix it if-
- I trust you.
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh! That works.
I don't know if it's good for you, but it works.
That is tugging.
Ooh, there we go.
I am eternally damaged, thanks everybody.
- Wow
Folks, word of warning.
If you don't know what you're doing when
it comes to cupping, be careful with this thing.
This is a 528 Hertz Healing Tuned Pipe.
DNA Repair, with mallet, and hand stand.
(mystical sound)
- (singing) I can feel the ribosomes shifting inside.
The DNA defects are going goodbye.
(beep)
- It is a pleasant sound.
I'm not gonna even lie, this sounds nice.
The thing is, if they just called it a healing sound,
it's so broad that I wouldn't even mind as a doctor.
But when you say it cures DNA, it repairs genome
based on frequencies.
When I wake up in the mornings and I feel my DNA
just isn't quite there and I need a quick tuneup,
I go to my 528 hertz tuning fork and go. (ting)
And only then, can my DNA be ready to take on the day ahead.
We have the Dreamegg, which is a travel sound machine.
Hmm. There's a shoelace.
(birds chirping)
(gasps) Brown noise!
This is my, this is my flow.
For anyone who wants to know what I listen to
when I can't fall asleep, it's this.
Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good.
(splashing)
- This makes me want to pee.
(piano playing)
- Demonetized. I love the product.
It's perfect for what most people need from a sound machine,
although our phones can do this these days, so?
Bear's excited by this one.
But can you lay down, lay down all the way.
Here's my pouch.
Tourmaline helps create a shield around a person or room
to prevent negative or unwelcome energies from entering.
It's also grounding and helpful to balancing
all of the chakras.
If someone ever decides to rob me or commit a crime,
I'm just gonna go in a room and then go like this to them.
And if they approach, I say,
"You can't. Unwanted negative energy can't come in here."
If I ever get into a fight with a significant other
I'm just gonna go like this and say,
"Your negative energy's not welcome here."
If a patient starts yelling at me, I'm gonna go like this.
Message Pill Co.
Okay. What do we got here?
Positive messages in a bottle.
Oh my God.
If you're looking for get well soon gifts,
spiritual gifts for women, or breakup gifts for women.
What the? (laughing)
Why do all of these things get weird?
Open one capsule and read positive message on the inside
one time a day, or as needed.
Most importantly, do not eat, chew, or swallow.
Otherwise, your plumber is gonna get that message.
This is important information.
Telephone number, one dash zero zero zero,
dash zero zero zero, dash zero zero zero.
- [Phone] Your call cannot be completed as dialed, please-
- Mm. Typical.
So they look like little capsules.
Apparently they melt when exposed to water.
It's kind of fun opening it, I'm not gonna lie.
It feels like I'm reading a scroll from a pigeon carrier.
"It's okay to want more out of life for yourself.
You don't need to settle for less."
I feel that way sometimes.
I sometimes feel judged for wanting more,
and not more finances, not more followers.
I just want more...for Bear.
Right?
You don't even care.
I think it's cute, overpriced, but cute.
All right.
We have...
whatever this unique product is.
Three piece Dragon's Blood Sage Smudging Kit bundle.
Smelling a space with sage favors mental clarity,
joy and calm.
It increases sexual desire, increases motivation,
increases concentration, drives negative energy out,
and the item length is four inches (laughs).
Before lighting your bouquet, you must give it an intention,
a purpose, and then proceed to light the tip.
Should we light this?
- [Off Screen] We definitely should.
- May this video receive 10 million views,
and even more likes.
And Bear lives to infinity and beyond.
Do we feel the negative energy leaving?
I mean, look, this is someone's cultural practice so like,
I'm with it, but it just, why make health claims?
Just say it's good for the spirits.
- [Off Screen] You wanna throw that out?
- Like, make sure you walk through the whole house
to get the negative spirits out.
- [Off Screen] Yeah, yeah. I'll get all the rooms.
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All right, let's open some more packages.
We have the MZOO Sleep Mask
Health 3D Eye Mask.
Ooh, it's very red.
It's very sensual.
Very sensual in color.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
(light music)
- Wow.
This is, uh, surprisingly comfortable.
If you walk up next to me would you find this
triggering or scary?
- [Off Screen] It's a little dumb.
- I like it because I think you could sleep on your side
with this and it still covers it.
I like this product, guys.
It's really shade inducing, there's no pressure anywhere.
Liquid oxygen. (laughs)
I can't even say it with a straight face.
In our oxygen depleted world, taking an oxygen supplement
is now essential for optimal health.
How is that a real statement?
"In our oxygen depleted world?"
Taking liquid oxygen supports the proper functioning
of every system in your body.
Like, see, they say this thing 'cause oxygen is important
for every part of your body, but you breathe it in.
Eight, nine, 10.
I just put O,
into H 2 O.
Packaging is really like, blah.
Is there anything even in here, it feels like empty.
It's earrings.
I'm gonna try and read this straight.
Two pairs, Flysmus Halolux Lymphvity Germanium Earrings.
Magnetotherapy earrings, lymphatic acupuncture earrings,
lymph drainage earrings, jewelry for women.
Germanium therapy aids in restoring balance and harmony
to the body's natural functions.
Enhancing circulation, boosting the immune system,
rejuvenating cellular health, acupressure slimming earrings.
Do these slim your ear lobes?
What are they slimming?
Lymph drainage earrings to overcome hunger
and suppress appetite.
They should call these the Ozempic rings.
Comes in an elegant jewelry gift box. Where?!
This?! (laughs)
Lymphatic drainage earrings for women's jewelry.
Wear, secure, emaciated, gift.
Emaciated. And there's an image,
so woman's midsection it looks like, and it says-
(computer speaking Spanish)
- I don't know why it became Spanish all of a sudden.
This one's a big one.
Bear, be careful. I have a sharp, sharp on the field.
Sit down. Thank you.
Lay down.
Prosource Fit.
Woo, that's sharp!
The self-healing benefits of the acupressure mat
and pillows that include, stimulating feel good endorphins,
promoting circulation, reduce pain and tension,
stress relief, increased energy, improves sleep.
I mean, the fact that they say if you lay on it face down
it aids in digestion is just, chef's kiss BS.
It's a $23 product.
Whoa, this is painful.
This, this, this can cause some damage
if you lay on this abruptly, you gotta be really careful.
Definitely not for kids.
I'm gonna try it on my back here.
Oh, that kind of feels nice.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, honestly I can't fully relax my neck into it,
it hurts too much.
If you enjoy it and you're doing it safely,
I think this could be an okay product.
High five if you approve of my list.
High five.
Okay, just attack me.
Okay, Bear, can you get off for a sec?
Can I push you down, please?
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