Welcome to The Joe Budden Project, live rendition.
That's a great shirt, by the way.
Thanks.
Brings out your eyes.
Appreciate it.
It's a little fruity.
Listen, just 'cause you dress
like you sold coke in '87 on Lennox
doesn't mean you gotta get at me.
(air horn)
I'm taking this off.
(laughter)
We gonna keep going. We real tonight, man.
All right.
So, first of all...
I have a question.
(cheers and applause)
Who gave her a mic?
Am I the best relationship you ever had?
(audience ohing)
(air horn)
Silly of me for thinking that that went without question.
(laughs)
I am more in love with you
than I have ever been with anyone else... this year.
So, Joey's podcast was great, but that's not gonna be
all the work he's putting in tonight.
This little dry spell that we've been having is gonna end tonight.
Y'all killed that.
What the hell is going...
No. They're out today.
I see.
Do you smell anything?
Let me see. Come here.
Hold up, hold up, come here.
You know, like a new perfume.
(Cyn) Lex is at home with my mom
and I have the perfect plan in place and I can't wait.
I figure since we're in the city already,
why not get a room at a beautiful hotel
and we could just spend the night?
So...
Slow down.
You got a room... A hotel room?
Yeah.
In the city.
I know. How thoughtful of me, right?
To get a room for my man to spend some time with his woman
and have some sex, something.
I want to do that at home. We're gonna go home.
If we don't go to the hotel room,
you're gonna fall asleep at home,
and I'm not getting anything, so we gotta figure that out.
Not at all. I'm in a car.
No, we're busy. Bye!
I'm not leaving a car to get on a bike.
I'm trying to get some (bleep)!
Let's let him go. Thank you. Wonderful.
What is it? Am I...? What? You don't like this? Like, what? What is it?
I'll get out right here and ask, "Hey, who wants to (bleep)?"
And everybody will be like, me!
You're a parent.
She will, she will.
The driver, everybody.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Everybody will (bleep) me right now.
(Joe) I have a job. We have a five-month-old baby.
So, yeah, we not getting it on and-- you know what I mean?--
like we used to, but that's okay.
Honestly, she's just being a little immature about the situation.
Driver, make the next right, please.
Take me to New Jersey.
Oh, then you can pull over right here and I'll get out.
Pull over right here. Listen, I'm going to this hotel room.
You're not coming with me to the hotel room?
No, no. I'm going home.
What are you doing?
I'm leaving, Joseph. I'm done.
I want to know how he thinks it makes me feel
to practically have to beg my man for some sex.
I'm already having a hard time adjusting to my new body after giving birth,
and now he's making me feel worse.
I can't even believe this is happening right now.
You not having sex with me does not make me feel sexy,
and I want to feel sexy and I want to feel like a woman again.
Like, I'm trying to get back to me and back to us.
You're not doing that. You're not trying to help.
The hotel is not the problem. The timing... timing is the problem.
Timing is always the problem.
Let me finish.
Let me finish what I'm saying.
Before I go and (bleep) myself,
I have to sit here and listen to what you have to say, right?
See your (bleep)!
Oh, my (bleep) God. Women.