*wapish* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called Feral.
Well, it's a DEMO of a game called Feral.
I think it's up on Steam Greenlight.
I've seen it around before,
whenever I've gone to websites to try and get games,
like little Indie games here and there,
and I always kinda passed over it,
I don't know why, but now I thought I'd try it out
because it's a game where you play as
a "Predator,"
and I have to go around killing other animals.
Which, to me, sounds AWESOME!
* annoying beast roar* Jesus Christ!
Calm down! We'll get to the fuckin' ferocity in a second!
We haven't started anything yet, I don't even-
*squealing noises*
*odd warbly squeaky growls*
...WHAT is that?
*squeaky growl*
Am I making that sound?!
*high squeaks*
Ohhh, I have babies.
Ohh, and I can upgrade my shit.
Ok, got it. Gettin' it. It's in my head, I know what to do now.
*squeaky growls*
IS that ME making that sound?
I have some BIG ASS PAWS!
Nice! *beast grunts*
"Hunting: Focus on the animals' sounds by pressing Left Button to get more information on their positions."
"Smell by pressing-" Oh, I have to smell their shit!
*chuckles* I SMELLED what you stepped in!
"B to crouch-" "sprint," and "SMASH!"
Come on and SLAM! And welcome to the JAM!
Dude, I'mma fuck shit up!
*beast growls* *babies squeal*
Nice. Ok, let's smell around. That didn't fucking do anything.
Oh, 'cause it moved.
[whisper] I know where the enemies are!
[whisper] I know where the bad guys are!
UrrHA! I'mma comin'! *cute bear paws*
Do I take fall damage? Jesus, I hope not.
Hup! Can I climb shit? No.
I'm not THAT cool an animal.
I'm pretty fricking cool!
[softly] Not that cool. *deppresed*
Ok, SHH!
See, many of you don't know how real hunter do.
But I show what do.
Must wait in, prowling wait... for...............
Where the FUCK are they?
Where'd they go?!
Oh, OH! I see a little hibbity hop!
A hippity hop to Jack's mouth!
*beast grunts* Shhhh!
[whisper] Don't go yet. There it is!
It's a Great Baboon Face!
It's a Great...
Testicle Head!
What the fuck IS it?
I dunno, but all I know is that it's fucking dinner!
*frog croaks* [whisper] Get ready,
AAAND! Hiah!
AH! JESUS! Fucking hell, I'm scared! *its okay jack*
They did something to me! I'M BLIND! AHH!
I fucking sprinted, and you told me to do a thing!
AH, they're BIG BULBOUS sons of bitches!
AH! My eye! Fuckin' ferocious beast!
Doesn't seem like it, it seems like those guys are far more ferocious than I am!
*animal panting*
*animal growling*
Did I get one?!
Eat corpse.
Don't mind if I do.
Did I eat your corpse- Look at his face he's just like. *squints eyes*
Yeah, I know you killed me,
Yeah, I know you got me, but I'll be back.
I'll getcha. *giggliggiggling*
Okay!
*ding*
The game crashed.
I was too awesome at hunting creatures I broke the game!
Alright where are the bad guys.
There are a bunch of guys over here again but I don't know if they're the same ones.
*animal panting*
IT'S A DEER!
GET THE DEER! *screams*
Come here you fucking deer! Aw, I ran out of sprint.
Goddamnit come back!
*whines* I'm hungry.
Where did ya go?
Yah, clever bastard.
Oh, Imma get ya.
Imma get ya.
OOH! I've had the scent of deer.
And now- oooouuup...
*sniff*
I see where you're going.
*laughs menacingly*
You can't hide from me!
I can smell you.
*really low and creepy* I hear your breath.
Where's it going?
*quietly* It went this way. Shhhhh.
The hunter lays a trap for his prey.
I think I heard it!
It's over here!
It's not staying still though, so I'm just chasing his after-image.
It did stay still.
It did stay still!
Shh...shhhh...
CACAW MOTHER FUCKER!!
*war cry*
DIE BITCH!
That was AWESOME!
Dude, I fucked your shit!
OK yo- you- you have two more in ya.
Eat corpse, and eat corpse.
NICE!
I'm full as a bus!
That was sweet!
I felt like a real animal just now.
This is what Hugh Jackman must feel on a daily basis.
That guys a beast.
*low voice* These be some big paws.
I mean
I have some big paws
But these are big as well- You know what else is a big paws?
*pause and awkward silence*
That.
That was a big PAUSE *laughs at own pun*
*inhale*
OHHH, such dumb fucking jokes!
Where is this fresh piece of ass?
That's all I'm doing- Is that I'm- I'm- *sniff sniff* I'm sniffing out potential mates.
And then when I find them and they're not what I want I just devour them.
There it is.
I fucking see it- What is that?
Is that some sort of bear?
WOAH! Look at the size of this bone!
WOOOAAAHH!
Ok, I thought I was king of the jungle!
Well this is some insane shit!
I don't wanna go up against that.
No siree.
Ohhh, big volcano.
*caveman speak* Man no big volcano big fire very scare.
*accent/ Widowmaker impression?* A predator is never more alive...
Until the moment before the kill.
When you smell your prey...
You hear their fear.
Oh god, he's coming towards me.
He's coming towards me- He wants to attack! Ahh!
AHH FUCK! HE'S ATTACKING ME!
Fight! Fight! Lick his ass!
What is happening?!
Am I- I'm fucking dying! AHHH
What happened?!
Did I win?
OWW! I'm getting killed by bushes.
Now I'm stuck in the ground!
Aww man! What the fuck!
OK! There's a black hole in the sky!
That's fine!
Ayye, I did win! The game is just-
Nope, you're still alive.
Game's broken.
Game's broken but you look pretty.
Can I kill you?
I don't think I can kill you.
Another successful hunt if I do say so myself.
Came within an inch of death...
and lived to tell about it.
That's the- that's the sign of a true...
Uhdhmm- Bear? *chuckles*
What am I?
Doesn't matter who I am.
What matters is my actions!
MY DEEDS!
Come here ya- AH SPITTING BASTARDS!
I hate them! I can't fucking see man!
That didn't bring up my health!
Maybe I have to go back to my cubby hole to get my health back.
*animal breathing*
That's it! Sprint along!
Let's get back- let's get back to home base.
Where is home base? I don't fucking know. Where am I?
*war cry*
God I'm fucking blind!
That's ok. Eat the corpse- eat- Eww!
You taste like a shiiiit!
You know what I think I am?
An asthmatic.
*animal heavy breathing*
That's not good breathing!
It occurs to me that great beast is very low on water.
So...
I- I- I mean I thought I would be getting some sort of fluids outta killin' these things, but apparently NOT!
Ooohp smell that shit.
*sniff sniff*
Oooh that's fresh deer doo-doo!
You know what that means!
Jack's gonna go on the prawl!
OH I SEE HIM!
CACAW MOTHERFUCKER! ATTAAACK!!
*ding*
Game crashed.
Never mind. I'm not allowed to have fun.
A new day has dawned.
A new day for hunting.
Through the great crash lands.
It may look pret- I see another big bastard over there. I'm not fighting one of those things again!
Those guys suck!
THE GREEN SEPTIC FALLS!
FINALLY! I am home! Back with my people! Aaaa.
*screechy yelling*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
*screams again*
OK I guess I am home!
The septic falls are home to the great screechers.
*laughs* How apt is that? You go close and they just go- *yells imitating screecher*
*yells imitating screecher*
*chuckles* Do it again.
Yo- no- *animal screeches and Jack laughs*
*more screams and laughter*
*yells imitating screecher* x2
What's wrong, buddy?
Ya having a rough time a bit?
You- you wanna- *animal screams*
What even are you?!
There's a fucking hole in the ground.
Ya noisy little bastard. *giggles*
I fucking love em!
*yells imitating screecher* *laughs*
Aww.
If I was any sort of animal, that's the one I'd be.
I don't know what it is but I love it.
Hehe, I just think it's funny that...
the fa- called it the Septic Falls cause it was green
and then the first thing we hear when we get there is screeching. *chuckles*
That's some good comedy right there.
DEEEEER!!
COME HERE YA DEER BASTARD! Aw, he's running away. Don't run through the thorns!
I'm gonna have to pick them outta you later when I eat your ASS!
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that deer booty!
Where'd he go?
*animal screeching*
I see ya.
I see ya! CACAW BITCH!
*animal growl*
OOOO! HUMP! Hump the deer!
HUMP THE DEER! Hump it to death!
That's why they call me the humpback of Notre Dame!
*animal growls*
Heh, Mommy? Why is Bambi sleeping? *childish sob*
Oh yeah, hello.
FEAR ME!
*animal roar*
ROOOOOOAR!! ROOOAR!
Come back you fucking deer bastard! *inhale*
God they're so fast!
How did- Hello little frogs! I see you.
Game keeps crashing by the way.
I can't make any sort of practice with- Look! *gasp* Shh!
*frog croaks*
*whispers* Dainty little feet. Dainty little footsies
I see you deer. I see you. *sudden roar* D- SHUT UP!
*low voice* Your gonna give away our sexy position!
Doesn't see me right?
I don't think he sees me. *gasp* Go around back.
That's how you get the sweetest taste of the booty.
WOAH! That volcano in the distance is fucking awesome!
But it's- It's not about the volcano!
*low voice* It's about sending a message.
A message of-
*fart*
Game crashing. *quietly laughs*
*yells*Why?!?! Hehe...
And I'm gonna leaving this video of Feral here.
Did you enjoy that? *chuckles*
Aw man! It's a shame to cause the game is actually really fun.
And I like the idea of it- I like the idea of being an animal going around hunting other animals.
It's like playing Far Cry without any of the human element in it.
And I really like that! That's cool!
I think the idea of the game is that I was supposed to be...
killing them and then going back to those um...
the like little skin pelt kinda icons where my babies were and I was supposed to feed them
and that's the cycle of the game, but it kept crashing on me, but it's just a demo.
Uh, I'll leave a link in the description for you guys to be able to play it. Maybe it's just my system.
Maybe it doesn't agree with the drivers or graphics card or something like that.
Maybe there's something in my system that's causing it to crash constantly.
But for what it is, I like the idea behind it and I think it's on Steam Greenlight
and I think they're gonna make a full version of the game which I AM ALL FOR! *thumbs up from Jack*
Because that- that would be fun to play.
Hopefully, they add a lot more other elements to it as well and fix up a little bit of the jank to it.
But for now!
THANK you guys so much for watching this episode! If you LIKED IT...
PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS!
*voice crack*
And *intentional voice cracking* high fives all around!
*wapish*
THANK you guys and I will SEE ALL YOU DUDES...
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!
Outro song: "I'm Everywhere" by Teknoaxe
*mocking his own voice cracking* High fives all like a boss!