- [Link] What's the best free treat for a birthday boy like Rhett?
- [Rhett] Let's talk about that.
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- [Rhett] Good Mythical Morning.
- [Link] And happy birthday, Rhett.
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- [Rhett] Thank you.
- [Rhett] Too much. Too much. Thank you.
- [Rhett] Now, I know that you and the group put a bunch of time
- [Rhett] and effort into coming up with an episode that is entirely unique to me
- [Rhett] and my interest and isn't just a repeat of what we did for your birthday.
- [Link] Right. Yep. Uh huh. 100%.
- [Link] It's time for
- [Link] “Happy Birthday, Rhett! We Got You Something Special. Thought of Just For You.
- [Link] Free Birthday Foods, Part Two.”
- [Link] Welcome to your birthday zone, Rhett.
- [Stevie] Happy birthday, Rhett.
- [Rhett] Thank you, Stevie.
- [Stevie] Today as your guests come in, you're going to have to make some hard decisions
- [Stevie] about who gets to stay at your party because you only have so many chairs.
- [Rhett] That's right. Limited chairs.
- [Stevie] They are all bringing some of the most popular
- [Stevie] birthday freebie options out there
- [Stevie] that we didn't feature for Link’s birthday.
- [Stevie] The first three guests to arrive at the party will automatically get a seat.
- [Stevie] But when a fourth guest shows up, you'll be out of seats
- [Stevie] and must decide if their gift is better than anyone who is currently at the table.
- [Stevie] And if so, you'll kick that person out
- [Stevie] and replace them with your new superior gift and guest.
- [Stevie] And by the end, we'll take a look at the last three guests remaining
- [Stevie] and amongst them figure out which is truly the best.
- [Stevie] Your favorite will be named the best of the birthday freebies
- [Link] And you know what? This is all your choice.
- [Link] I'm just serving as advisor to Burger King.
- [Rhett] Okay. Thank you.
- [Link] Or Birthday Boy.
- [Rhett] Thank you. Burger Prince.
- [Stevie] That’s our first guest.
- [Rhett] Someone’s at our door. Oh, it's Emily.
- [Emily] I got a card for you.
- [Emily] Hang on. A free regular Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze from Taco Bell
- [Emily] when you sign up for Taco Bell rewards, free to join.
- [Emily] Valid up to 31 days after birthday. Available via the Taco Bell app
- [Emily] and it's valued at $2.69,
- [Emily] which means you can go get, like, a little airport bottle of tequila
- [Emily] and really have some fun with it.
- [Rhett] Yeah, I feel like that's what it needs. But you know what?
- [Rhett] By default, you get to sit down and join our party.
- [Link] Well, it's not really shareable.
- [Rhett] I mean, there is an extra straw if you really want to try it.
- [Link] I like a good Baja Blast.
- [Rhett] This is a Baja Blast Freeze.
- [Link] I'm not talking about the drink, though.
- [Link] It’s just, I don't know.
- [Rhett] Come in.
- [Rhett] Oh, it's David Hill with something better.
- [Link] Maybe.
- [David] So I have the Baskin-Robbins ice cream scoop.
- [David] We got a free coupon for a 2.5 ounce scoop of ice cream from Baskin-Robbins.
- [David] When you opt into the birthday club. Free to join.
- [David] I brought you the peanut butter and chocolate flavor. Valued at $2.79
- [David] Valid, five days before and after your birthday.
- [Rhett] Whoa. Look at that ribbon. Look at that ribbon I got.
- [Link] How many ounces?
- [Rhett] 2.5.
- [Link] 2.5.
- [David] Free.
- [Link] All you got to do is sign up for some junk.
- [Rhett] All right. You made the cut, David Hill.
- [Rhett] This is way better than your Baja Blast, sorry, Emily
- [Emily] Do I still get to sit here, though?
- [Rhett] For now.
- [Link] Wow, they keep pouring in.
- [Rhett] How did you get here, Stevie? You were there.
- [Stevie] Well, traffic wasn't bad, so I’m here.
- [Link] That’s a big one.
- [Stevie] You know what I love? Red Robin. Who doesn't?
- [Stevie] You get a free burger of choice with a minimum purchase of $4.99
- [Stevie] when you dine in and you have to be signed up
- [Stevie] for the Red Robin Royalty Program,
- [Stevie] but it's available throughout your birthday month.
- [Stevie] The value varies roughly $15.
- [Stevie] And this is the Royal Red Robin Burger.
- [Rhett] They put an egg on it. You know, they like to do that. They kind of admitted that.
- [Emily] Is the traffic bad this way?
- [Stevie] I don't know.
- [Link] Well, that's kind of presumptuous to just take a seat.
- [Rhett] Nope, take a seat.
- [Stevie] Well, I have to take a seat. I'm three.
- [Link] Well, don't get comfortable.
- [Stevie] I was just reading the rules.
- [Rhett] That's a good burger. I know I have to buy
- [Link] You have to pay $5 for that. Not directly. Indirectly.
- [Link] Whereas they're assuming that you're dining with someone else on your birthday,
- [Link] which may not be the case. I don't know.
- [Rhett] Look at this wonderful checkered napkin
- [Rhett] that I'm using a wipe my burger hand off with.
- [Link] Matches our floor.
- [Rhett] Oh, I wonder where this comes from.
- [Link] It's like wiping your hand on our floor.
- [Rhett] I wonder if you at home can get this for yourself. Maybe you can.
- [Rhett] If you get the GMM Party Pack.
- [Link] We've been talking about doing this for years.
- [Link] Like people have thrown Good Mythical themed parties.
- [Link] Birthday, taste test, you name it, all types of parties.
- [Link] But you haven't been able to purchase something that was officially themed.
- [Rhett] You can make it your own stuff. There's two kits. The table kit has plates.
- [Link] Oh, here's a plate.
- [Rhett] Cups and napkins that match the floor,
- [Rhett] and then the decor kit has this tablecloth
- [Rhett] that looks like the GMM desk.
- [Rhett] Hats that everyone except Link is wearing.
- [Link] Well, you know, the hair.
- [Rhett] And a banner back here that's got our faces on it, and the GMM logo.
- [Rhett] Get it all at Mythical.com
- [Rhett] Stevie, you can stay. This burger is very good.
- [Rhett] Come in.
- [Trevor] Hey, hey. Hey, party people.
- [Link] What's up, Trip Daddy?
- [Trevor] How’s it going? Check this out.
- [Trevor] There’s a little card there for you too, if you want to read that.
- [Rhett] “Happy. B-Day Rhett.”
- [Rhett] “Hey there, tall and handsome. Charles Lincoln Neil the Third.”
- [Trevor] Yeah. So this is the Edible Arrangements free dip fruit box
- [Trevor] for Birthday Club Reward members during their birthday month.
- [Trevor] And it's free to join it's valued at $29.99
- [Trevor] and you must have made a minimum purchase of $29
- [Trevor] in the calendar year prior.
- [Link] So you have to spend $30.
- [Rhett] So Edible Arrangements. I've had to spend
- [Link] Oh we're losing the four in 64.
- [Link] Oh I think me pointing at it made it worse.
- [Rhett] I'm only six.
- [Link] He’s a kindergartner again and this is for me,
- [Link] I just want to clarify once again, this is for me.
- [Link] I just asked Trevor to bring it in.
- [Rhett] Look, I mean.
- [Link] Yeah, you like that?
- [Rhett] It's very pretty. I mean, we've got apples, we've got bananas.
- [Link] $30 value. I mean, that’s better than the burger,
- [Link] which I think is the most valuable thing so far.
- [Rhett] I mean, if you're already an Edible Arrangements customer,
- [Rhett] which I am not and I don't think I want to be.
- [Link] Ouch.
- [Link] Why not? Is that bad?
- [Rhett] No, it's great, but
- [Link] Well, then what's your problem?
- [Link] The party kit also comes with a a fall-over-able mic.
- [Stevie] it's part of the box, so you DIY your own thing. It's cute.
- [Link] It is pretty cool.
- [Rhett] It’s better than Emily's Baja Blast. You can kick her off.
- [Trevor] Let's go! Flip, yeah.
- [Emily] I do think his logic about free is very faulty, at best.
- [Link] Yeah. Yeah. I love that how all of these birthday celebrations,
- [Link] they basically create a bunch of angst and hatred.
- [Link] How are you feeling?
- [Trevor] I'm feeling great. This is awesome.
- [Link] Yeah, Emily hates you now.
- [Rhett] Oh, yes, guest?
- [Rhett] It's Davin.
- [Davin] Rhett, you remember when I beat you at bowling on your birthday on the 40th?
- [Rhett] Yeah, you embarrassed me so bad.
- [Link] Hold on, that was my birthday party.
- [Davin] Oh, was it yours?
- [Rhett] Yeah. I just wanted to, I didn't want to make you feel bad.
- [Davin] I wasn't invited to your last birthday party here, so I had to bring it up here.
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Davin] Anyway, so I brought you guys this. This is the Einstein Bagel Bros
- [Davin] free egg sandwich on your birthday when you sign up
- [Davin] for their Shmear Society, which is their free rewards club.
- [Link] Shmear?
- [Davin] Yeah, Shmear Society.
- [Davin] I brought you bacon and cheddar, which is roughly valued at $7
- [Davin] another purchase is required and this is valid up to 14 days birth,
- [Davin] 14 days after your birthday.
- [Rhett] Okay. 14, I mean, this is not as good as a burger. We all know that.
- [Link] I remember the first time I heard about Red Robin,
- [Link] I was like, man, this is going to be amazing.
- [Rhett] Yeah. I remember when Davin beat you at bowling at your birthday party.
- [Rhett] Davin.
- [Davin] Rhett.
- [Rhett] You can take that with you.
- [Link] Oh, man.
- [Davin] Oh, man.
- [Link] That’s big, dude.
- [Davin] I wanted to sit with you guys.
- [Rhett] You can't join my party, man. I don't want you to intimidate Link
- [Rhett] any more than you already are.
- [Rhett] I mean, it's just not better than a burger.
- [Rhett] I liked ice cream and that Edible Arrangement. It's $30 value.
- [Rhett] Yeah, you got to spend. But you're already doing that if you're a member.
- [Davin] I'm going to go bowling now.
- [Rhett] Come in.
- [Chase] Hi, everyone. Happy birthday.
- [Link] It's Chase Hilt.
- [Rhett] It's not everyone's birthday Chase. It's just my birthday.
- [Chase] No, you're the most important one here. Happy birthday.
- [Link] The whole vibe of this thing is very sitcom.
- [Link] Like, what is going on here, y’all?
- [Link] This is like the weirdest feeling episode ever.
- [Rhett] I love it.
- [Chase] All right, you ready?
- [Chase] It's got a rhyme on it.
- [Chase] Big congrats on forty-”sax’ and please enjoy this IHOP stack.
- [Chase] IHOP stack of pancakes.
- [Chase] Free stack of five buttermilk pancakes from IHOP.
- [Chase] When you join the International Bank of Pancakes Free Rewards program.
- [Chase] Comes in the form of five Pancoins that can be exchanged for the stack.
- [Chase] Valued at $10.99, available indefinitely.
- [Rhett] Indefinitely? So if I qualify for it, I get to keep it forever?
- [Rhett] I could like pass it on in my will?
- [Link] I do think that that is something to consider. I mean, IHOP has staying power.
- [Chase] And it gets butter and syrup.
- [Link] When you're 86, 96, you can still count on this.
- [Link] Why on Earth would anyone want to eat that many pancakes?
- [Rhett] Available indefinitely is really ringing in my birthday ears right now
- [Chase] Just for you, Rhett.
- [Rhett] What do I have to buy to get it? I've got to get some coins?
- [Rhett] It sounds like a complicated program
- [Chase] No. It’s not complicated at all.
- [Trevor] Pancoin. You don’t know Pancoin?
- [Chase] Join International Bank of Pancakes.
- [Rhett] Hold on. Is this Crypto? Is this some crypto stuff?
- [Chase] No.
- [Rhett] Do the pancakes come as digital eggs
- [Rhett] that then turn into little animals that grow and I can collect them all?
- [Chase] It comes in the form of five Pancoins, which is kind of like a Poké Ball, sure.
- [Chase] That can be exchanged for the stack.
- [Rhett] Uh, Chase, I don't understand the system,
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- [Rhett] It’s too complicated. You can't join my party.
- [Chase] Dang it! I still love you.
- [Chase] Happy birthday.
- [Link] Oh, wouldn’t you know it?
- [Vi] Hey! Happy birthday.
- [Rhett] It's Vi!
- [Vi] You, Libra, you.
- [Rhett] That's me.
- [Vi] I brought your favorite Sbarro’s slice of pizza
- [Vi] Sbarro’s free slice of pizza with a purchase of $5 or more
- [Vi] when you sign up for their free rewards program
- [Vi] available when you order online or in the app
- [Vi] and can be used seven days prior to your birthday and up to 14 days after
- [Vi] and is valued at $5.49.
- [Rhett] That’s a pretty big window
- [Link] but how much is that slice of pizza?
- [Rhett] I don't just buy a slice of pizza. I'm going to buy at least $5 or something else
- [Rhett] and I never go to Sbarro alone. I'm always with a big group.
- [Link] In the food court?
- [Rhett] It's pretty good.
- [Stevie] Well, I'll say my burger is available throughout your birthday month
- [Stevie] and yeah, it's now my burger, not Red Robin’s
- [Rhett] Okay, that burger is really good. It's got an egg on it.
- [Rhett] Trevor, it's been great having you here, but I do have to spend $30
- [Rhett] to get that $30 of Edible Arrangements, or whatever it is.
- [Rhett] So, Vi, take a seat. Join us.
- [Vi] I would love to!
- [Trevor] It was from Link, it wasn’t even from me. So I'm totally not sad.
- [Link] Thanks, man.
- [Rhett] Wow, this is cutthroat.
- [Rhett] Yes? Hey, Mikayla.
- [Link] It's Burger King, actually.
- [Mikayla] It's not. It is a free Pizookie from BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse,
- [Mikayla] when you sign up for their rewards program. It's free to join.
- [Mikayla] The Pizookie is available for up to seven days before or after your birthday.
- [Link] Is it gooey in the middle because
- [Mikayla] It should be ooey gooey in the middle and then it's valued at $5.
- [Rhett] And you just get it for having a birthday and being in the rewards program?
- [Mikayla] Yep.
- [Rhett] David Hill, what do I have to do to get that ice cream?
- [David] Just sign up for the birthday club. That's free.
- [Link] And how many flavors?
- [Rhett] It’s two and a half ounces? It's really good, but this has ice cream on it.
- [Rhett] And it has a cookie underneath it.
- [Rhett] All right, Mikayla, take David Hills’ seat.
- [David] Whoa. This could have been a birthday week. Now it's going away.
- [David] You just have a birthday now.
- [Link] That individual Pizookie is enough to share three ways.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- [Link] Oh, it’s Lily, the reigning champion.
- [Link] I remember you from my birthday party.
- [Lily] So, I did get the same gift for Rhett's.
- [Lily] This was crowned best of the birthday freebies.
- [Lily] Krispy Kreme free dozen glazed donuts valued at $16.99
- [Lily] must be a Krispy Kreme rewards member free to join
- [Lily] in fact, you get a free donut, just for signing up.
- [Link] What?
- [Link] Oh, there's a reason why I love this.
- [Rhett] So you get a free donut for signing up?
- [Link] Immediate reward.
- [Rhett] You automatically can get this without any other purchase?
- [Lily] Yes.
- [Stevie] And there's so many that you could share with other people.
- [Lily] Yeah, it’s for a whole party
- [Rhett] This is so much better than everything that y'all have. I'm sorry. I mean, this
- [Stevie] What if you took two donuts and you replaced the buns and then you
- [Rhett] Oh, that's a very creative idea. But that would require two donuts.
- [Rhett] Oh, you just want to be a part of the party. You don't want to go away.
- [Stevie] I just want a donut. I asked for one.
- [Rhett] Okay, everybody can have a donut.
- [Mikayla] Oh, my goodness.
- [Rhett] you know, what? And Vi?
- [Vi] What?
- [Rhett] You can take two donuts because you have to leave
- [Rhett] because Lily is going to take a seat at the party. And you know what?
- [Vi] The disrespect.
- [Rhett] That's the best thing. I mean, I think we proved it twice.
- [Link] I’ll leave, so it can be an all girl party.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- [Vi] Yeah. All right.
- [Link] Hey, Vi. You take my spot.
- [Link] I want my boy to have an all girl party.
- [Vi] Slumber party.
- [Link] Estrogen.
- [Mikayla] Well.
- [Rhett] I'm sorry about my friend, but definitively, I mean, listen,
- [Rhett] this is so much better than anything else that anybody is doing.
- [Stevie] It's a fact.
- [Rhett] I mean, you don't have to buy anything for it.
- [Rhett] Like, how are they even making money off of this thing?
- [Rhett] You get a dozen donuts plus the 13th donut just for signing up?
- [Rhett] Okay, there we have it. Two times in a row. Krispy Kreme dozen donuts.
- [Link] Hey! What’s up y’all?
- [Vi] The clown is here.
- [Link] Vi.
- [Rhett] The clown is here.
- [Rhett] All right. Bye, Chuckles.
- [Rhett] Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.
- [Rhett] Now, y'all say you know what time it is
- [Vi] You know what time it is
- [Ben] I'm Ben.
- [Sarah] And I'm Sarah.
- [Ben] And we're on the beautiful island of Curaçao
- [Ben] where Rhett would love it because they serve baked beans for breakfast.
- [Ben] And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- [Rhett] What is this magical place, Curaçao?
- [Rhett] Click the top link to see us build our ideal girl dinner
- [Rhett] and Good Mythical More.
- [Link] And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land.
- [Rhett] Ain't no party like a Mythical party.
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- [Rhett] available now at Mythical.com "