I am a GAMER. WTF?! Excuse me?
SHUT UP!
Wooooooooooooowww... [You good Mac?]
*emotionally pained gasps, screams, and cries for help*
Today i'm going to play game. Oh shit, is he a gamer now?
Oh shit. Is he coming for PewDiePie's Brand?
Jacksepticeye? Markiplier? Watch out. Mac does gaming
Gonna show you guys my gamer skills
Gonna show you guys how i'm just a great gamer. How i know everything about video games
How i'm all about that life. All the X, Y, Z's
Squared, Triangles?
And the L2R2?
W? PSDY?
Up, down? Sideways. So i went to Twitter, asking you guys to
play a game i obviously know. And many of you
suggested I play Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
whatever the hell this is in a day to day
dont know what im playing, dont know what im getting myself into.
honestly now it looks very
Stupid. I'm just going to tell you the truth. There's an axe, I think
that's an axe, on a rock. Loud ass wind sounds
Honestly i've never been more turned on in my entire life
Ok. This bussy wet. Let me put all those other gamers
in their grave with my amazing skills
Here we go. Getting ready to Get Over It. Just like 2017
K we're just going to go. New Game. Whoo
Okay. Okay.
Oh
What is happening here in the day of the Lord?
Why is he in a bucket? What is happening here? I am very confused.
What do i do?
Ooo
Ooo. Okay. Do i move? Is this?
Am i doing it? Is this what we do?
Ooo i moved. I'm guessing we use
this hammer/axe to move the character
Where?
Let's go this way. This way first.
We drowned. Great. I love this game.
Guys, im so good at it. K
Who dis?
Okay. Wow. Oh bitch.
That was a threat. Okay we are a man in a bucket with an axe.
While a person is threatening me to leave.
This game is award-winning. Mm. Okay.
Wow look at this strength. Look at this man
Guess we got to get over the tree.
I just got the name of the game. Okay. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. We're doing it. We're doing something.
We're moving. We're going places. Nothing's happening. I can't do this.
Wow. Back where I started.
Up this tree. No. No. No. Nope, It's not happening.
We're going to get up the tree
Get up the tree.
Get up the tree. Goddamn it.
Get up the Goddamn tree. Oh my God.
Fuck it up, fuck it up
I love it. Wow. Bitch, Bitch. Did I tell you I'm a gamer?
Look at me. Over the tree.
Over this. And we're gonna fuck it up.
Fuck it up, Fuck it up, Fuck it up. Ooo look at those muscles.
Whoa.
WHAT THE FUCK?
BITCH JUST LAUNCHED HIMSELF BACK OVER THE TREE!
EXCUSE ME?!
NOT IN THIS CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD
Wait a minute. What is this game? Get it, get it, get it, get it.
Back up -- Nope. No. No. Okay. 1, 2, 3. Fuck it up.
No. Here we go. Here it is. There it goes.
They thought they got me. They thought they frustrated me bitch.
They thought they killed your favorite bitch.
Bitch? Bitch?
Is he going to talk the entire time?
I can't do this. I don't have the patience. Here we are. Here we are.
Nope. No. No. Okay. Nope. Just grab the ledge.
Just- Just grab the ledge. Grab the ledge.
Grab the ledge. Nope. Grab the ledge. There we go. There we are. Nope.
Back on the ground. Okay. Here it is, grab the ledge. Grab that
Nope. we're not. Back on the ground. Third time. Grab the ledge.
Grab the ledge. Grab the ledge. Grab this thing.
FUCK IT UP! FUCK IT UP! FUCK IT-- no.
SHUT UP! one more time.
Ledge. Yes. Thing. No. Ledge. No. Here we are.
Here we go. Grab the ledge. Grab the ledge. Grab it. Grab the ledge.
Grab the ledge. Grab the ledge. Just grab the ledge. Grab the FRICKIN ledge.
Jump? No.
Jump? No. Scoot? No. Jump?
Here we -- No. Jump? No. Okay, here we go. Grab it. Yes. Grab? No.
Okay. Yes. Grab the ledge. Yes.
Perfect. I love it. Yes. Fuck it up. Fuck it uuuuuuuup!
No.
Woooooooooooow!
Grab the ledge. Yes. No. No. Here we go. This is it.
This is the one.
No.
Here we go. No.
*a seizure and pained wheezing*
I HATE THIS GAME
Oh my God.
no -- *more wheezing*
Oh now you tell me.
*inaudible screaming*
Bitch. bitch. Fuck it up.
WHAT IS THIS GAME? OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
bitch just put it down!
Okay. No.
Im getting over that goddamn roof
that's all. that's it and i'll quit. No. No. No.
BITCH! BITCH, FUCK IT UP!
*more wheezing*
Oh SHIT! OH MY GOD
Wow That took me... 20 minutes. Wow.
Here we are! (ehehehehe) Oh my God.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Stop talking. I dont get a shit about what you're saying. Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it. Fuck it up. Fuck it up. Fuck it up.
*angered grunting*
Bitch. Who bitch?
Who? Who?
There it is. There it is. Fuck it up. Fuck it up.
*loud gasp*
NOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
K you know what? it's okay. it's God testing me.
I dont give a shit.
1, 2, 3, Fuck it up. Fuck it up. Fuck it up.
OH MY GOD FUCK IT--
No. NOOO.
Shut up.
I want to go home. We didn't go all the way to the ground.
We can still do this. Nope. No.
OKAY, WE'RE DONE, WE'RE GOOD! WE'RE DONE! WITH! IT!
WE'RE OVER IT! WE'RE MOVING ON!
What did we learn today kids? Fuck everybody
first of all. Second of all,
What. I'm pretty sure i didn't even go 2 feet in this goddamn
game. and i already quit. wow.
Im really plotting to kill a bitch right now. are there any other games
you guys want me to play? shall i continue this one?
do you guys want me to cry more? leave it in the comments down below.
anyways im going to go...
im just going to go.
My name's Mac. This is...
some bullshit. the muscles
them pectorals. them nipples.
that pot. #wouldbang - the pot.
i would bang on the pot. is that how it's done?
you know what? i dont give a shit about him with his bald head havin ass
he's not bald.
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[this is the look of a broken man. Ya'll broke him]