I love being the new...
Turn off the TV.
And all of a sudden,
I swelled up from the bath from the lavender.
That was so good.
Yes.
Hi, I'm Halle Bailey.
And I'm Jonah Hauer-King.
And this is "First Impressions" for LADbible.
Okay, let's see.
If she were to meet you,
she'd be like, "Hello, Jonah.
It's so nice to meet you.
It is so nice to meet you.
I hope you like all my songs."
Is it...
It's not...
[JH] Is it Beyoncé? [HB] Yeah.
Yeah, that was good.
That was good.
That was really good.
Yeah. First-hand knowledge, that's why.
Okay.
Oh, no. This is not gonna be good.
Hi.
Oh, no, crap.
Okay.
I...
Oh, no, what's his catchphrase?
He's got like a...
"Somethin's cooking!"
Oh.
I have no idea who this is.
Hi, I'm really strong,
and I'm a businessman and an actor, ha.
And I can do...
I can lift heavy buildings,
and...
And I am also another word for a pebble.
[HB] Oh, The Rock. [JH] Yes.
That was terrible.
Oh, I love this lady.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't know how to...
"You know...."
Oh, I can't even do it.
[JH] "You know." [HB] You can get into it, like...
Oh, so, you know, I got here and I...
And I took a bath, and all of a sudden,
I swelled up from the bath from the lavender.
[HB] And I was... I was- [JH] Oh, wait, wait, wait.
[JH] Is it Jennifer Coolidge? [HB] Yes.
Yes!
That was so good.
Yay.
Wow, okay.
Yeah, nice.
What is it?
Ariel, you are.
Ursula?
Who is that?
Okay.
I'm pretty- it's so obvious.
The force is with you.
Oh!
[HB] Yoda. [JH] Yes.
Okay.
[HB] I was scared. [JH] Ariel, you are.
Oh, hey, guys.
I'm so excited to be here today.
I love being the new...
And I love Zendaya so much.
[JH] Oh, it's Tom Holland. [HB] Yeah.
Brilliant.
Okay.
Here we have...
[JH] That was really weird. [HB] Rob Marshall?
No.
No, okay.
Here we have the lesser-spotted gannet
which can fly-
The guy from National Geographic.
[JH] So in a way- [HB] What's the...
His, see- It can fly at speeds of...
[HB] Oh, the, the... [JH] 60 miles an hour.
[HB] The Australian guy? [JH] Nope.
Oh.
And he...
You're on the right track, though.
I don't know if- Do you know?
[JH] Maybe you don't know this guy. [HB] I don't know the name.
Sir...
I don't know.
David...
[HB] Mm-mm. [JH] Attenborough.
No, I didn't know.
Dang.
Sorry.
Get to know him.
[HB] Okay. [JH] Because he's like...
[JH] Yeah, he's amazing. [HB] Really?
Yes, yes.
Dang, first one I missed.
Okay.
This person is amazing.
She's a singer.
♪ I love the way ♪
♪ The way you love me ♪
♪ You give me that kind of something ♪
Or...
♪ I see it, I like it ♪
♪ I want it, I got it ♪
Huh?!
So embarrassing.
You'd think I'm doing it on purpose.
She's...
She is in the new "Wicked."
[JH] Ariana Grande. [HB] Yes!
[HB] Thank you. [JH] Got it.
Woo!
Yeah, okay.
Homer, turn off the TV.
[HB] Simpsons. [JH] Yeah.
Homer...
[JH] I'm the matriarch. [HB] The wife.
[JH] Yes. [HB] Yeah.
What's her name?
Marjorie!
In a way, yeah, sort of.
[JH] Marge. [HB] Marge.
Okay.
Hey, guys.
It's me.
I am king...
Here is my lip kit.
I have such a beautiful family.
Stormi and Aire are my beautiful children.
I should know this and I don't know this.
And Travis Scott is my baby daddy.
I'm really gonna...
[JH] I'm gonna put- oh. [HB] How do you not know this?
[JH] I know, I'm sorry. [HB] She's so amazing.
This is my lip kit.
Wait, Travis Scott.
Isn't one of the Kardashians
married to Travis Scott? [HB] Yes!
[JH] Kylie. [HB] Yes!
Thank you.
I love her.
Oh, what's wrong?
Hello.
It's-a me-ah!
A what?
It's-a me.
Ah!
[JH] Mario? [HB] Yes!
[HB] Okay. [JH] Yeah, you're good at-
Thank you, you saved me here.
'Cause you know these are not very good.
Oh, this is like your big celebrity crush.
[JH] Mine? [HB] Yeah.
And, hi, guys.
I play the new Barbie.
[JH] Margot Robbie. [HB] Yeah.
How did you know I had a crush on Margot Robbie?
[HB] 'Cause you told me. [JH] Did I?
You forgot.
[HB] You told me when we saw her. [JH] When I tell you that?
When we saw her in L.A.
Remember, you were like, "Oh, my God.
If she comes over here, I can't..."
Jonah's literally...
We saw Margot.
He was like, "Oh, what do I do?"
Don't look at me.
Yeah, she is cool.
She's amazing.
Hey Halle, I'm gonna...
What is this?
I'm gonna perform a song for you.
[JH] Elvis. [HB] Yes!
[HB] That was good. [JH] Thank you.
Hi, can I please have some hash browns today?
[JH] Halle. [HB] Yeah.
Obsessed with hash browns.
Hash brown-eating champion.
[HB] Oh my God, like, eight. [JH] That's a lie.
[JH] It's more. [HB] Is it more than that?
It's like...
It's like 19.
I love them.
Expelliarmus.
[HB] Harry Potter? [JH] Yep.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh, I don't know how I'm gonna do this one.
Jonah!
I'm so happy to see you.
I haven't seen you in two years.
[JH] You? [HB] No, no, no.
No. Very similar to me, though.
[JH] It is- it's Chloe. [HB] Chloe.
Yes!
I feel upset.
I feel a bit deflated.
I thought I was doing really well, but she won.
I won, I won, I won.
Victory.
Thank you very much.
That was fun.