- Wow, you made it. It's been so long.
How are you?
- Good, yeah good, it's so good to see you.
- Glad you could finally make it down to the States, right?
- Yes, yes, I know, Canada really shut you out for a bit.
- I know, right? But how are things up there?
- Good, yeah, yeah, it's warm here though.
What is it, like 15 degrees?
- I think it's like 60 degrees. Are you okay?
- Oh, right, yeah, Fahrenheit, eh?
- Eh? I love that.
No, thanks for coming all the way down to Oklahoma.
Oklahoma, have you heard of that?
- Yeah, dude, I know Oklahoma from the musical.
- Oh, I just assumed 'cause I know nothing about y'all, so.
- Yeah, we know.
Also, ew, y'all? What's that about?
- Also ew, about. What is that about?
What is that about?
Forget it, okay? You know what?
I ordered wings. They're on the way.
Tonight's gonna be fun. I call the ranch.
- Wait, there's a ranch that delivers wings?
- What? Like ranch dressing, I call the ranch.
- Oh, on your wings?
- Yeah, wings, pizza, burgers, salad, the wife, you name it.
- Okay, I'll just stick to the plum sauce.
- The what now? What are you talking about?
- You don't have plum sauce?
- No, we don't have plum sauce.
Is this Willy Wonka's factory? Oh, the golden ticket.
No.
- How do I say this?
Like our health care, plum sauce is universal.
- This, this again? We're going there.
- Yeah, well you started it.
- Really?
Okay, how's that universal stuff working out for you guys?
- Excellent. How's your COVID situation?
- I mean, it's not like the best.
- You know, you don't understand, you wouldn't know.
You've never been to Canada.
- But not so fast. I have been to Canada.
Niagara Falls, eighth grade.
- That doesn't count.
- What about this Trudeau guy, okay?
He's a little bit too good-looking to be in charge.
What's up with that?
- Well, he is in charge and so is the queen,
kind of, not really, or just like on paper, literally.
- I'm not following
but we do have a queen too here in the States, Beyonce.
- Oh, I love her.
- Julie, you know what? I'm gonna shoot you straight.
- I bet you would. You got guns.
- 16.
- 16?
- No, I have an M16, I'm sorry. I have 23 guns.
- Oh my gosh, why?
- Who even is from Canada? Nobody cares.
Who's from there?
- Bieber.
- Oh, never say never. That's a good one.
- Drake, The Weeknd, Celine Dion, Pam Anderson, Seth Rogan,
all the best Ryans.
- Wait, which one? Which Ryans?
- Reynolds and Gosling.
- Those are the best Ryans, dadgumit,
all we got is Seacrest.
- Then you've got your Sean Mendez,
Alessia Cara, Nickelback, Ted Cruz.
- You should've stopped while you were ahead.
- You know what? I don't have to take this.
I'm leaving.
- Fine by me. Your tennis shoes are by the door.
- My what?
- Your tennis shoes.
- They're running shoes, but I guess it makes sense
that you guys don't call them that
'cause it's not like you do a whole lot of running.
- You know what? I thought Canadians were nice.
You are so mean.
- Okay, you're right, I didn't need to go there.
I am, I'm sorry.
- Go play some hockey you cold, sad lady.
- Go watch some college sports you hot, Southern man.
Shoot, that didn't work out.
- I don't think it's weird to predicate my happiness
on a bunch of 19 year olds, okay?
That's fun to me.
- Okay, now I'm really leaving. Where is my toque?
- You took, what'd you take? You took what?
- My toque. It's a winter hat.
- Oh, your beanie?
And it's not even a fisherman's beanie
so it wasn't even in right now.
It's over there.
- Okay, you know what? Goodbye.
I'm going back to Canada, the greatest country in the world.
- Greatest country?
Yeah, your history would say otherwise, sweetie.
- I mean, yeah, but also really, you're gonna say that
to me with a straight face?
- Okay, yeah, okay. It's, just touche.
- Look, think we might've gotten a little carried away here.
- Yeah, agreed. I'm sorry.
- So let's just truce.
But I do have to go because CNN is on and honestly,
American news is better than any reality show out there
so I'm just gonna.
- She's not wrong. She's pale, but she's not wrong.
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