This is "The Super Slow Show."
How many times?
Just be like...
I'm gonna be like this.
( music playing )
We a got spinner, we a got dropper.
Most importantly, though, new lab coats.
( gasps ) Come on!
That's come off too much easily.
Flippin' A.
Yeah but most importantly, new lab coat.
I probably ripped it.
That's-- What's that?
For the next 12-- I don't know why I'm waving.
For the next 12 weeks.
For the next 12 weeks, we'll--
For the next 12 weeks, we'll be releasing 48 different videos.
48?
48, mate.
Welcome to a brand-new week of "The Super Slow Show."
Dan, are you hungry?
I think we both know the answer to that one.
Excellent.
Dan, are you hungry?
I think we both know the answer to that one.
Excellent. What have we got cooking up?
This is the great British slow-off.
See what I did there? Using food--
Oh ( bleep )!
Hello, I'm Gav!
- And I'm Dan. - Yeah.
I just don't like the--
You know on the Newton's cradle
where the ball hits the other ball and it does that?
It didn't do that.
I'm trying to push here.
There's no movement whatsoever.
Here's the ball...
- We're ready, okay. - Go for it.
I'm gonna drop, now!
Now.
- Here we go. - Now.
( sighs )
What a wet blanket.
Oh, look!
It don't thrill me.
Oh, it's wet bread.
- ( Gav gagging ) - Yeah!
Hey! Gavin.
- ( Gav coughs ) - ( Dan laughs )
He hates wet bread.
Look at that wet bread flying through there.
Imagine it's quite moist.
- Probably like-- - All right, we don't have to go into detail.
( grunting )
If you just joined us, Dan is looking inside a giant Jell-O.
It's a totally normal sight.
This is like a Tuesday for us.
( grunts )
I need to be washed off.
Do you think you could get up the slide like that?
I don't want to.
( bleep ), man!
That'd be like polishing dog ( bleep ).
It'd be pointless.
Dan, over the years we've put you
inside some very strange things, haven't we?
I like being inside strange things.
Should we--
That's like way to-- way too much, right?
Is that way-- that's not PG at all.
Man: Gotta have the first one, so maybe without this time?
- Okay. - All right.
I thought it was--
Like you only know what I'm talking about
if you're at the correct age.
That's perfect, right?
We'll do one without it. How about that?
This is our impact point.
Preferably within this like three foot, three foot--
blah. ( bleep ).
So this is our impact point within this three to foot--
( bleep )!
So this is our impact point--
Wait. I'm sorry I'm laughing.
( grunts )
It's like a sort of futuristic ball gown.
( laughs ) What?
- You look like-- - A futuristic ball gown.
You look like a candle that someone left in a window.
Look at my hair through there.
Look at. It's disgusting.
Now you look like someone
who was born out of the top of a mushroom.
My hands are tied. Ah... God!
Do you want me to help-- do you want me to hold on
and you crouch?
See if you can yank it up.
Is it harder than this to get into a corset?
( grunts )
It's like trying to get into some jeans
you haven't worn for five years.
Do you reckon I could drink this?
Probably.
Not easily.
Let me just--
( laughs )
- Oh the flaming-- - Do you sometimes look at footage like this
and think I'm glad that I do that for a living?
Well, I don't do this for a living,
if I did it'd be TV dinners under a bare light bulb.
Today you're doing it for a living.
In you mom's basement listening to Rush?
Listening to Rush, "Moving Pictures."
Yeah, probably their best album.
Man: Fellas, can you do-- That was great.
Can you just give me a condensed version
like about half the length of that?
- Sure. - All right, here we go refill.
Still rolling. Quiet!
Love how that video started off as a video about balloons
ended up just being a giant fireball.
Thanks for watching.
Sorry, one more time.
( screams )
- Oh, my God! - Look at that!
Go on.
It twined my nose completely.
It almost carried me off by my nose.
- I was there, right? - What happened?
I was there-- oh.
Oh, it's a pin!
There's a pin in the floor.
Oh, savage.
( music playing )
Hi guys, click here to catch up on our latest adventures.
I barely survived so I hope you like 'em.
Dan did complain a lot.
I do all the work.
Most of it.
- You do 90% - I do all the work.
All right, fine.