- Bruh, I'm hot! - Ahh!
- It's like, that wasn't even college. It just just a dude in an alley.
- That's not even a funny joke, man!
- Come on, that's pretty funny.
- Come on! - Come on!
- Hey, what's up? I'm Eric. - I'm Alex.
- And welcome back to another thrilling installment
of Challenge Chalice. With us on the couch today
are adult reactor Dionte, community team member Brandon,
and teen reactor Jordan.
- Dionte, it's your first time. - It is.
- First time! - Woo!
- We're sorry in advance. - I know. (laughs)
- If you guys aren't already, make sure you go follow
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of cool behind-the-scenes pictures and also we go live occasionally,
including a time a little bit ago where we filmed
a Challenge Chalice live and had the audience vote on who won.
So make sure you check it out.
- Today, we have a very special challenge.
Today, we are doing would you rather.
- I'm so scared.
- (laughs) You're always so scared.
Every single time Jordan comes on, all she talks about
is that dog food smoothie. I get it, it was the worst one.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
- Alex is like, "Yeah, dog food, whatever. Move on."
- For this would you rather, we're actually splitting you guys
into two teams, not by couch.
We're actually gonna have your teammate on the other couch.
And since you guys are already split up,
we are going to have Dionte and Brandon
versus Eric and Jortdan. - Criss cross!
- I'm gonna be giving you guys two things of would your rather,
like would you rather be a snail or a falcon?
- Yes. - You have to guess
what the partner's gonna choose.
For you guys to get a point, you guys have to put down
the exact same thing. - Oh no.
- Remember, no peeksies.
- (chuckles) Wait, is that why you split us?
So we couldn't just look-- - So you couldn't look at each other's.
You're gonna guess what that person's is
when it's their turn.
First team to get five points will win.
- Can it be six? I don't like odd numbers.
- You don't like odd nu-- - (all laugh)
- (Alex) So, for the first one, it's gonna go to the people
on the gray couch.
For Jordan and Brandon, would they rather
have no internet or have no cell phone?
- Ohh. - I don't even know that about myself.
- Can you text without the internet? I don't know a lot
about technology. - Brandon, I need you
to send me some magical vibes right now.
- (clears throat)
- Got it. - (Alex) Ready, set, flip.
- Of course. - No cellie?
- Ayy! - No cellie!
- (Alex) That's one point for both teams.
- Oh, he draw it.
That's way more impressive. - Yeah, I drew it too.
It's a cellphone. - Nice!
- (Alex) This one's a toughie. For the people on the blue couch,
would they rather get your acceptance letter to Hogwarts
or get your call from Professor Oak to come pick your first Pokemon?
- Gosh dammit. Brandon, you know exactly
what this is, so I'm not even gonna stress it.
I know you got this.
- Jordan, Morse code.
No way. - Yeah.
- Oh, frick. I hope this is right.
- (Alex) One, two, flip.
- Hogwarts. - DAMMIT!
- I wanted to draw it like you.
- Oh, man. - Wait, can we just take a minute
to look at this. Professor Oak, what's good?
- (Alex chuckles) "What's good?" - Ooh, that's solid.
- (Alex) You guys ready for the next one?
All right, we about to get deep with this.
- Okay. - (Alex) Would you rather
know when you're going to die or know how you're going to die?
- Oh gosh. This is stressing me out.
Wait. - You know, you don't actually
have to know either, Dionte. - I know.
- (Jordan) Doing a little art. - Yeah, okay.
- (Alex) Y'all ready? - Sorry, I'm just drawing something.
- Yeah, I'm still drawing.
- Is this not the three marker challenge?
- (Alex) This is not a... - (all laugh)
- (Alex) One, two, flip.
- When. - HOW!
- Yes! - (Alex) Way to go.
- On the clock, bitch. - (Alex) It is 3-2 now.
- Can you take one for the time? This is my first time.
- I'm gonna take one for our team.
We're not on the same team.
- (Alex) Hmm. (giggles) - (imitates Alex) Ha-ho!
- (Alex) Okay, this one's a little nasty.
Would you rather-- this is for the blue couch.
So what would the blue couch people think?
Would they rather drink the liquid from your toilet brush holder
or drink a tablespoon of dumpster juice?
- I feel like I can guess immediately what you would do, dude.
- Absolutely. - I honestly don't know.
They're both terrible. - Especially because it's Eric,
and you know, he can't pass up a challenge.
- If it was the drink toilet brush liquid challenge,
you'd think I'd compoete? - Oh, absolutely.
- Let me get that crown.
- AHH, I'm scared! - Don't be scared. You got it.
Look, Brandon-- - I messed up last time.
- (Alex) One, two, flip.
- OHH! Toilet brush! Yes! - Straight flush, bitch.
- Now, listen, toilets are known to be a lot cleaner
than dumpsters are. There was this one time in college...
- (bursts out laughing) - We're not gonna talk about it.
- Oh, man. - That's trash, dude.
- Oh my goodness. Those were good nights.
- It was definitely juicy. I can tell you that for sure.
- (Brandon and Eric laugh) - Sorry, Mom.
- What [bleep] college did you go to?
- (all laugh)
- It's like, that wasn't even college. It just just a dude in an alley.
- (all laugh) - (Alex) All right, so guys,
the score is now 4-3. (chuckles)
- Wait, who's guessing on who?
- (Alex) It's for, I believe, the gray team.
Would they rather have a diaper fetish
or a foot fetish?
- Can you describe a diaper fetish to me?
- You don't want the description of that, honestly.
- Okay, Mr. Toilet Brush. - Look! Stop.
I have to lower the glasses for this one.
I gotta really think about this.
If I were Brandon... - (laughs)
- (Alex) All right, guys. - No, no, no, wait. Hold on.
- Wait, we have to get this point.
- (Alex) Flip. - Yes, yes, yes!
- 12 inches 'cause it's a foot fetish.
- (laughs) - That's not even a funny joke, man.
- Come on! That's pretty funny.
- Come on! - Come on!
- (Alex) Oh my god. That does count.
- Woo! - (Alex) 5-4, with the victory.
I do wanna do one more for fun.
So before I give you guys the crown, I just got a really great one.
Congratulations, Jordan and Eric with the W.
- This is the first time I've won.
- (Alex) People on the blue couch, would they rather
have multiple save points throughout your life
you could restart at, or have new game plus,
where after you die, you start your life over
with all the knowledge and skills you've acquired.
- Dionte, send me the brain waves now.
- Eric, I feel like you don't even know this.
- (sighs) Please.
- (Alex) All right, and this is for the participation point.
- Look, if we get this, does that technically mean
that we don't lose, because we got five--
- (Alex) No, you guys are still gonna have
to do the punishment. - Flip.
- Multiple save point. - (all cheer)
- YESS! - WOO!
- (Alex) That was a nice way to end it, BUT...
the winners are Jordan and Eric. Congratulations.
- Brandon, where are you going? Come back.
- (Brandon) I'll be back. - Oh, he's not coming back, is he?
- Come on, buddy. - Enjoy the crown.
- You can have my beanie too.
- Pull your own punishment.
- What is it? - What is it?
What is it? - What is it?
- I wanna thank you guys for having me on.
This'll be the first and last time.
You guys are awesome. Thanks, man.
- You're a [bleep]. - (Alex chuckles)
- It wasn't me. - What?
- Why is this a thing!?
- Punishment should be to drink really hot sauce
with lemonade. Thanks, All About Szek!
Bruh, I'm hot! - Ahh!
- (Alex) Just take a little sip. - What the [bleep]?
You're giving-- oh my-- - Dionte and I deserve
to know what's in it.
- (Alex) It's a slightly spicy lemonade.
Not spicy enough, so we put a little bit of Insanity.
- You [bleep]. You used it against me.
- Wait, he bought the spicy lemonade. - That was my own lemonade.
- (Alex) Yes. - And you put what in it!?
Hold on, WHAT!?
- (Alex) Just a splash... of Insanity Sauce.
- Okay, what's your definition of splash?
I see some people that do two shots of Vodka,
and you know, those are-- - (Alex) You do not need
to drink the whole thing. it is just a sip.
- Now, tell me, if I drink this whole thing,
will I die? - It's probably not a good idea
to drink the whole thing. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
If the man wants to drink the whole thing--
- (Alex) If he wants to drink the whole thing,
he can drink the whole thing. - [Bleep]! I can smell the heat.
- I mean, this would've been an improvement
on your dog food smoothie, but I guess I'll take one for ya.
- (Alex) Just a sip.
- It's gonna kick in. Give it a second.
No, I've dealt wit enough spicy [bleep]
on this show to know. - You barely touched it to your lips.
- There it is. There it is.
There it is. - Another sip?
- No. Dionte, you [bleep] buried yourself with that one, man.
- (chuckles) - Hmm. Okay.
- Oh, wow. You feel the numbing in your tongue?
- Hold up. Dude. If you guys each take another sip,
I'll take a sip.
- Okay, there's nothing else to lose. - Brandon?
No, you have to take another sip.
- Wait, if-- - Sorry, I just inhaled a little bit
and immediately felt dizzy and wanna puke.
- Can I at least wear the crown for a picture
if I take another sip? So just one more sip,
and I get a picture with it? - Okay.
- (gags and laughs) (retches)
We're all good here.
- We're just playing and-- - (retches and laughs)
- He laughs when he's upset.
- I can't do it. - (gasps)
- It's gonna leak. - I don't give a [bleep].
We'll [bleep] figure it out, but I'm not doing that again, dude.
I've had enough. My [bleep] hurts, man!
- I'm kinda sad, because it's not really affecting me
as much as it's affecting him.
- Okay, and now it's time to do shoutouts.
So, shoutout to Pandaphy 123.
- Shoutout... which one? - You read with your finger
under the words, huh!? - This one?
Are we good? This one? - Yeah, no, definitely that one.
- Shoutout to Odhran Horgan.
- Shoutout to Laura Hinrichs, hey-hey!
- And shoutout to Madeline Lee.
I love your icon.
- Thanks for watching, guys! If you want to suggest a challenge
that we should do next on Challenge Chalice,
make sure to leave it down below in the comments
or on any other platform that FBE has an account,
put it on the comments, we'll see it, we'll find it,
we'll make Brandon do it, and he'll throw it up.
Thanks for watching, guys. - Byeee.
- I might die after this, but byeee. - My lips are all fired up. I gotta go.
Do you not feel that on your lips!?
- Mm, a little bit, but you know,
I got a nice little-- - Is your tummy warm?
"Oh, my tummy's not warm."