(glass breaks) (guys scream)
- Eduardo man, you are so loco, man!
We need a crazy vato like you in our gang.
With this bandana, I welcome you to the gang.
- Yo, hold up. - Okay.
- What's going on?
- Hey, Carlito.
I was just welcoming Eduardo into the gang.
- Why?
Who he, what he did?
- He's crazy, man.
We were thinking that the gang needs a crazy guy.
- Yeah man, this guy is loco.
Show him, Eduardo.
(glass breaks)
- Wow, loco! (Eduardo groans)
That's loco. - Loco, huh?
- No, I'm the loco one in this game.
- What?
- Okay, okay, check this out.
Quack quack quack, I'm a duck.
- No, no, no. - I'm a crazy duck.
- No Carlito, it's not that kind of loco, okay.
That's more like zany or goofy.
- Yeah.
- It's the wrong kind of loco.
- You wanna see loco?
- Carlito, you're not crazy.
You're like the quiet one.
- I'm not quiet, I never be caught being quiet.
In fact, I'm always loud, check it. (groans)
- Okay, okay, that was weird.
Were you yelling?
- I show you loco right here,
right now in broad daylight, yo.
- Carlito, no Carlito.
- Pull up our pants, homes.
- I got Tilikum on my underwear, that's the black fish.
I'm naked and I don't even care.
- Carlito, you gotta pull 'em up, okay?
There's like children in this neighborhood, okay?
- Okay, but check this out.
I got nine punch cards from Fro-Yo Universe,
each with one stamp in it.
Every time I get a fro yo, I get a new card.
- Carlito, that's just being cavalier with your finances
instead of collecting your free dessert.
I mean, that's not loco,
that's just like financially irresponsible.
- I might not be loco, but you know who is loco?
My friend, Mr. Basurahead.
- Just dumping garbage.
- Hi, I'm the most loco person in here.
- Carlito, why would you do that?
- Okay.
- Carlito.
Okay, Carlito, you don't have to do this, okay?
It's not necessary, you're not the loco one.
- Check this out.
(bottle thuds on head)
Yeah, I'm crazy, I'm the loco one.
(groans)
- Carlito, please don't do it again.
Carlito, stop.
- I'm in too deep.
- This is like watching the British version of "The Office"
like it's funny, but awkward and sad at the same time.
- Yes.
- Oh! - Well,
I think I just proved this bottle is unbreakable.
(glass shatters)
- Carlito, you're embarrassing yourself.
- Look at this, you know, what's loco?
- No, no, no Carlito, what are you gonna do with that?
- I don't know, I'm too crazy.(groans)
- Carlito, why would you do that, man?
That was loco, but not in an entertaining way.
- Okay.
- Carlito, put down the gun!
- Oh don't you fear, the crazy, crazy one is here.
- Carlito, stop!
Don't toss the gun around, Carlito.
- [Gang Member] Put the gun down Carlito!
- Shouldn't have done that.
- Stop twirling it!
- Loco, loco, loco, where does it stop, nobody knows.
(gun fires)
- (bleep) Carlito, you just shot Eduardo in the head!
- Now I'm the most loco in the gang?
- Yes Carlito, by process of elimination,
you are the most loco person in the gang.
- Yes.
(guys scream)
- He caught the bullet in his teeth!
That's the most locoest thing I've ever seen.
No, no, no Carlito. (gun fires)