Marzia, shut it! I'm trying to sing.
The western world and anti-nationalist Indians..yeah that's right.
Our very own people are rallying behind PewdiePie and nothing is happening here in India.
And me, Arnab and Dineshan.. we want to know why?
It seems to me like we are all too busy eating our veg curry and bread
watching Govinda re-runs and flirting with sister-in-law
while PewDiePie is busy serving us **** lasagna.
And guys, I'm doing my part, a vlog taking a cake to the T-Series Headquarters to celebrate them defeating PewDiePie.
But now, I look like a real **** because the next day, Mr.Beast, Logan Paul and the rest of the western world,
they rallied behind PewDiePie and stopped T-Series from overtaking PewDiePie as the number one channel on YouTube.
Where were the Indian YouTubers at, man? My god! Wait wait wait!
Here they were!
Boy: Uncle please go to YouTube and subscribe to PewDiePie.
Forget the lasagna.
It's Curry Time!!
Now I know you guys all think T-Series is some big soul-less company
and that it's better to support the individual creator.
But here is why you are wrong. You are so wrong.
T-Series is an Amazon. They are not Reliance.
They are not some big corporate boogeyman
T-Series is a music company that supports artists and creates music.
Remember the time when you were feeling down or Babita broke your heart
or when you wanted to get high as a kite or when you wanted to party hard in Goa
or you NRIs.. when you guys were missing home, what did you go to? What was there for you?
What made that moment and helped you get through that moment and helped you party hard in that moment?
It was music. It wasn't PewDiePie.
And T-Series, they have been the soundtrack to our lives for the last 35 years,
since a man started a small company selling bootleg cassettes and grew it into what it is today, into T-Series.
This is a "rag to riches" Indian story, the story behind T-Series.
But there is something even more important which T-Series is..
more than being there for us.. more than being the soundtrack to our lives.. more than being a "rags to riches" success story.
T-Series is Indian culture.
Marzia, shut up, I'm trying to sing.
So try to tell me these songs aren't Indian culture and tell me that PewDiePie means more to you than this music.
Imagine if we didn't have "Kabira", we didn't have "Jaanejaana", we didn't have "Tadap Tadap" or "London Thumakda"
This music is now part of Indian culture and we should be proud of T-Series and their artists.
And T-Series isn't just Hindi music.It's so much more than that.
It's Bhojpuri, Punjabi, Telugu, Kannada, Tamil, Malayalam, Marathi, Gujarati, Islamic, Haryanvi and more
I needed a list to get through all of the different types of music that T-Series creates here in India.
And actually, if you count up the subs from all of these channels, T-Series has already won.
They have kicked PewDiePie's butt.
But let's just let Hindi music, the T-Series Hindi channel, smash PewDiePie..fine.
Let's let the power of Bollywood, the power of Hindi beat PewDiePie.
T-Series isn't an individual creator, sure but they are a collection of creators.
And what they do is they look at the business side of their artists so their artists can focus on creating.
T-Series is a collection of artists. They are a record label.
And artists like me, we hate the money side, the business side.
We need someone else to do that for us so we can just create. That's what T-Series allows Indian artists to do.
And as you saw when I arrived at their Headquarters, unannounced with their cake, they let me in.
They showed me Indian hospitality.
PewDiePie won't show that because it destroys the narrative of T-Series being a big, bad company.
which it clearly is not if you watch this video.
To the Indians supporting PewDiePie, did you guys not get the memo or what?
At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom.
You are free. The British are gone. You don't have to support the West anymore. You don't have to support PewDiePie.
So I suggest you go down to your nearest Patanjali store and you get something for your colonial hangover.
Get some udarkalp (herbal laxative) and just flush it all out of your system and start supporting India,
start supporting T-Series. Jai Hind!
And PewDiePie, we have seen these self serving "Save Poor India" charity campaigns before
You can't buy Indian subscriptions like this man!
It's bad. It just seems like you are another foreigner who thinks India is a poor country who needs the white man to save it.
You've been spending way too much time in England, I guess bro.
We don't want your sympathy lasagna.
We sent our man to take over Google and now it's time for India and Indian music to take over YouTube.
So I'm calling on you, all Indian YouTubers, all my viewers, anyone watching this...
make videos supporting T-Series, asking people to subscribe to T-Series.
Post on your social media and use the hashtag #ItsCurryTime
because we are gonna spice up their 9 year old army's life with some curry, right? Some masala...
Meatballs and lasaga ugh. So boring na?
They will come over to our side, trade away, once they taste the best food in the world, Indian food.
And if you are too lazy to search for T-Series on YouTube, go to ITSCURRYTIME.COM
and that's gonna redirect you to the T-Series subscribe page.
Share that. Use the hashtag #ItsCurryTime.
Share it with your lover, your aunts and uncles, wih bobs and vagene.
Share it with anybody who is a proud Indian.
Let's finish this war. PewDiePie started it with a diss track.
Let's finish it with T-Series being number one on the internet.
Indian music being number one on YouTube.
Long live India!
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