Yo yo yo, it's Amanda's Jacuzzi.
Hi, welcome to my Jacuzzi.
Today my special guest is, Elvis Presley.
Now Elvis, I understand that you're the King of Rock and Roll.
That's right baby.
OK, and once you sang a song entitled Jail House Rock.
Yep. Thank you, thank you very much.
- Your welcome.
Now, is it also true that you can hold your nose and blow gasoline out of your ears?
Ah, now come on, that's crazy baby.
I see. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?
Uh-huh, oh yeah.
So you're actually Babe Ruth, the baseball hero?
Yep, one and only Babe Ruth.
And uh, supposedly you hit a bunch of home runs or something like that?
Yep, I hit 714 home-runs.
Very impressive.
Now is it also true that if you spell your name backwards,
it reads, look at me, I’m the purple sandwich monster?
Uh, no, I don't think it does.
I see, well how about a plate of spaghetti?
I love spaghetti?
Today my special guest is Amelia Earhart, hi!
Now Amelia, I've heard you were one of the first women to have piloted an airplane?
That's right, I am one of the first female pilots.
Cool, and once you tried to fly across the ocean or something,
but got lost and were never seen again?
Yes, I disappeared and was never found.
And is it also true that you once swallowed a live raccoons whole?
No, it, it was dead.
Oh, I see. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?
Yummy.
So are you the one and only actual Frankenstein?
[moaning]
And is it true that you're a monster made up from the body parts of dead people?
[moaning]
I see, now is it also true that you were the very
first woman to ever wear a brassiere?
[moaning]
Ah, well, how about a plate of spaghetti?
Mm, alright.
So Queen, I understand that you're the ruler of all England?
This is correct. I rule over all of England.
And you come from a long line of British Royalty?
Indubitably.
And is it also true that your best friend is a chicken nugget?
No.
I don't associate with nuggets.
Oh, I see. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?
It would please me.
Mr. Franklin, I once heard that you discovered electricity, is that right?
I most certainly did with this kite.
Oh, wow.
And your face is on the hundred dollar bill?
- Yes, that's what I've heard. - Excellent.
Now is it also true the you like to put butter all over yourself
and run down the street yelling, "I'm a muffin, I'm a muffin!"
I've never buttered myself.
Oh, I see. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?
Oh, I'd love some.
So you're the one and only actual Santa Claus?
Yes, I am. Ho, ho, ho!
Uh-huh, and do you live in the North Pole?
Yes, I do. That's where the elves and I make toys for the children.
I see, and is it true
that you wife took a trip to Las Vegas and never came back?
No!
Yes.
- I see. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?
Yippee!
- You're a professional wrestler? - That's right baby!
And I understand that you're extremely tough?
Little lady, I'm the toughest dude this side of the universe.
- Yeah! - Impressive.
Now, is it also true that you like to sniff flowers and wear pretty skirts?
- Maybe. - I see.
Well uh, how about a plate of spaghetti?
Ah, bring it on!
Yeah!
That was Amanda's Jacuzzi. Yo, yo, yo.
Bye!
Hey, hey there is nothing wrong with wearing skirts!
[laughing]