- Do you wanna know something weird? - Yes.
Love is a funny game to play.
I don't understand what's happening.
I'm gonna print you a new fondue fork.
Is there a window big enough for a person to crawl out of
and like run away?
No.
Oh, stop it!
But the rules are about to change.
- Babe! - Guess who sent me a video message.
- A video message? - Hey, Babe!
It's me, Henry Hart. It looks like I'm coming to New York next weekend.
- What, what? - He said next weekend!
- Yeah, so? - So, that's Valentine's Day!
Alright, just settle down. Settle, settle!
Just when you thought this was a romantic comedy...
Things get scary.
Because this love story has no rules.
[laughing]
What in the world is Babe doing?
Remember that friends take things to heart.
Did you lock the door? Did you lock the door?
Did you lock the door? Hey!
I don't know, Babe.
And when you least expect it, we throw in a mystery.
So far, ten children have disappeared.
Without a trace.
She bought video games, a flat-screen TV,
and an expensive bracelet.
I agree this looks suspicious.
But it doesn't prove anything.
This is The Everything Movie.
You're a liar.
Why do you lie like a lying liar?
Nominated for several fake awards, including Not Blinking In Like Forever.
- Eating Banana Nut Muffins. - Banana nut?
Is this a banana nut muffin?
Most Brightly Colored Sweaters In One Scene.
You can't tell anyone about this.
If we're such good friends,
how come I had to find out the truth about you in the streets?
And Excessive Dance Numbers.
I was worried he was gonna do something over the top,
like a song and dance number.
And five, six, seven, eight...
Just when you thought this trailer was over,
think again.
[screaming]
And guess what? We're just getting started.
Because we're going sci-fi.
[screaming]
- We're going to space! - I know, it's so fun!
You made brains?
Did somebody drop a blonde boy?
Remember that time that Charlotte and I went to that parallel universe?
I suppose.
But you're the same person.
And best of all, what every overstuffed movie needs,
and epic montage!
Tell me this is going to be a match made in heaven.
♪ A one, two, three, four ♪
People, just be cool!
OK, that hurt.
[screaming]
We're getting married.
- Squad hug! - And I'm a bad boy.
- How do you like me now? - I like you less.
[sobbing]
Henry, don't swallow that muffin!
I'm pretty sure if you tickle trolls, they puke gold.
This is America.
Happy Valentine's Day.
- We did it! - Super successful.
I also found out that Natalie is throwing a huge party tomorrow night.
She even hired DJ Young One.
DJ Young One? No way. How could Natalie afford her?
I'll let Natalie tell you.
This party is gonna be the best ever.
And it's all thanks to that jump-roping bunny.
We have to do something to get back at her!
She wants us to jump rope for kids and spend the donations on herself?
I'll jump her rope. I'll jump her rope good!
I don't know what that means.
But I like this side of you, Ivy.
I'm impressed.
OK, OK.
And a little scared.