- You wanna smell my nail polish?
- I don't think I can do it.
At first I thought no problem,
but today I'm going to make a whole bunch of meals
and just start eating them.
Hm.
I'm still here, I'm still in it!
- What? I've been set up!
I can't even do this!
(dramatic music)
- Hi guys, welcome back to--
- (all) that Youtub3 family!
- And today we're going to be doing something
that we did before.
It's the New Year's resolutions or goals challenge.
- Part two, raising the bar.
- Part two, where we mix it up,
we put our own twist, our spin on it.
So how this works is everybody wrote down
a New Year's resolution or goal
that they would really like to achieve.
- And then added a twist! Dun dun dun!
- [Mom] So what's the twist, exactly?
- So you write down your goal
and then you try and make it a funny twist
that's kind of counterproductive to your goal (giggles).
So you guys will get it once you see
what we've got in store.
- [Mom] Okay, so let's everybody
now draw out a new resolution
that somebody's in this household-
and you have to do that.
So how we're going to play is
the last one to stop doing their New Year's goal
is out of this challenge.
The person who stays in the longest
and wins this challenge gets a hundred dollars.
- And I'm going to win this time.
'Cause last time I was this close,
but I messed it up.
So if you don't know what I'm talking about
you gotta go back and watch the first episode
'cause it was like, really?
Sorry.
- [Mom] Okay David, let's start with you.
- Okay, we'll start with me.
The green one (laughs evilly).
My new year's goal is to exercise.
What? What are you talking about?
But I have to exercise my jaw by chewing food constantly.
- [Jordan] What? So they want you to
exercise to get a better jawline.
But to do that, they're just going to eat food!
- [Mom] Does eating a lot of food
give you a better jawline?
- I don't know about a better jaw line,
but I'll get a better jowl.
- I think maybe chewing gum.
Actually, there's this thing called "Jawcersize",
it's like a huge--
- This is right up my alley.
I am excited to do this one
because I can kinda hungry right now.
- [Mom] Aw, you're gonna eat!
- Yeah, basically Dad's goal is just to go get some food.
- [Mom] You can't stop eating
no matter how hungry you are at this challenge.
- I'm gonna look it up while I'm eating
how many calories you burn while chewing
because then that'll make me feel like I'm being productive.
- [Mom] You have to constantly be eating.
- [Jake] You gain calories.
- You have to constantly be eating food,
except if you get too full,
you can always drop out of the challenge, of course.
- [Mom] And it can't be like liquid or soft foods.
- No, we're going to be chewing.
Oh, we're going to be eating like,
nachos and popcorn.
- Okay, my New Year's resolution, it says,
is to take eight trips slash go on vacation!
(cheering)
But, the catch is is that you actually don't get to go.
But you get to instead - [Dad] What?
use a road atlas to plan out your next road trip.
- So, she'll be road tripping
as she plans her road trip.
- But I don't actually get to go on a road trip.
I just get to plan a trip.
(laughs) - [Mom] So sad!
- But you can pretend like you're there.
Like for example, here we go.
- Oh, I don't want to use a road atlas.
I just want to use my phone. - Ohio!
I can find some many things on my phone.
- You can take the Lake Erie coastal Ohio trail.
Shout-out to all you Ohioans. - Okay.
It'll still be fun. Okay.
- [Mom] Okay. Jake?
- My New Year's goal is to learn a new hobby.
So I am going to learn how to make balloon animals.
- So he wants to explore a bunch of different passions.
And so I guess his task for today is--
- Well, it looks like I'm going to be making
snakes, pencils, sticks... - Worms!
(all laughing)
- [Mom] Things that are easy, but you can't stop
making balloon animals. - A spiky stick.
- [Mom] Okay. Ty?
- My goal is to save money! Whoo-whoo!
But that means I get to buy all things I find on sale.
Whoop whoop!
- [Mom] So you gotta go shopping,
you better get your iPad out.
- So wait, you're saving money...
- But that means you can't stop!
You're saving money by buying things
that are on sale,
but you're still buying things!
- [Mom] How much money do you have, Ty?
Do you have enough to stay in this challenge?
- You can always drop out.
- I'll get the one dollar things on sale.
- [Mom] But they have to be sale items,
only sale items.
- Sale by one percent.
- Good luck!
- Okay. So that leaves me.
My challenge is I want to stop biting my nails.
So I'm going to keep applying nail polish
to my nails to help me stop biting them.
Because if I have nail polish on,
I can't bite my nails 'cause ew.
- I'm glad I didn't get that one.
- So I have to constantly apply nail polish to my nails.
- A hundred layers going like this thick.
Just layers. - [Mom] Yup.
- Oh yeah, and it's like the hundred layer challenge.
- [Mom] Yup.
- Good luck with that one.
- [Mom] Okay and go!
- Hey guys.
So I've been looking for a bit now.
I can't find anything I want like...
Most stuff is on sale but
there's just nothing I really want.
And how am I supposed to even pay for this?
What? I've been set up!
I can't even do this!
Well, I guess I quit the challenge.
- Okay guys, I think I got
the best New Year's resolution out of all those
because this one is exercising your jaw
to give you that nice-
look at that, that nice jawline.
But you have to do it by eating constantly.
So I grabbed a whole bunch of food here
and I'm just going to start eating one at a time.
And I just have to pace myself because
if I can pace myself long enough,
then I will win.
So we're going to start with some delicious blueberries.
Mmm.
- So as you guys know,
my goal is to make balloon animals or try a new hobby.
Now looks like I'm going to be
like making snakes, pencils, worms.
Just basically blowing this thing up
with air and having it stick like this.
So I got my handy dandy pump and
I could do this all day.
I'll actually just have somebody bring me food (laughs).
Okay. I'm going to blow one balloon up already.
Let's see if I can figure out how this thing goes on.
- Okay, so--
- We're gonna sit and do our tasks together.
'Cause I'm just applying some nail polish
to these good old nails.
- (giggles) Yep. So Mom has a plethora of options.
- I got a rainbow.
- Yep. Actually I want to show you this one.
You should start with this one.
This one is like a very - That's Gap!
- Shimmery nail polish
and I remember I used to be obsessed with this one.
I would wear it literally all the time.
I would only paint my nails with this.
Okay. So my task is to plan out a trip
and it's actually going to be super fun
because I really love traveling.
So not a big deal for me.
The only thing is that
I might get tired of it after a while.
- Don't mind me!
Look! I found stuff for you! - Mom's finding
more books.
I just wish I could do on my phone
but I gotta use books, which is still okay, but-
(gasps) National Parks?
Don't mind if I do!
So, on the front cover,
this is actually Arches National Park here in Utah.
Very good national park.
I really like that one.
- Hmm. Blueberries are delicious, though.
- We finally got the balloons to fill up.
We had to use a bicycle pump but
I'm gonna show you my skills.
So let's start with the pencil.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Here's the pencil.
Nice. Okay.
Let's try blue pen (grunting).
Blue pen, weird blue pen, numb chucks (laughs).
We have the cactus.
Maybe. I don't know.
A pear cactus.
Looks very sick.
It's similar to this or this or this.
Me just doing nonsense over here.
- I'm getting tired and I have a massive headache.
- And I bet the fumes of this nail polish
is really helping (chuckling).
(Jordan groaning)
Wanna smell my nail polish?
Well, are you stopping?
Or are you going to keep planning,
take out your atlas and keep planning
while you find Atlas.
- Okay.
- She has to take an atlas to go find out Atlas.
- How do you eat your cheese stick?
Do you bite it like this?
And just go down or do you like to shred?
My kids love to shred.
They think the shredding makes it taste different.
Okay. Honestly, it does make it a little bit
of a game and an adventure to eat.
I don't know long I'm gonna be able to do this.
- Okay. I don't know.
Like, I don't know what to do.
- Come on, there's only two more competitors.
- So there's my nails.
- Two more competitors left!
- I know, the problem is that-
Look at that, look how chunky it is.
It's so gross. It's just gobs.
They're so gross.
The problem is that I am starting to feel
a little bit lightheaded from the fumes
and yeah, it's not making me feel the best.
I don't know how people do it,
that work, like, around nails constantly,
'cause that gets to me.
Even though I'm in a large room,
I don't like the smell of this.
So therefore I think I'm out.
I think I'm dropping out.
It's not worth the hundred bucks
if I'm going to have a headache.
So I'm out of this challenge.
- You know what?
The rest of stuff I grabbed was candy.
I don't think I can do it.
At first, I thought, no problem,
but I think I'm gonna make a whole bunch of meals
and just start eating them.
Hmm.
I'm still here, I'm still in it.
But I think I hear Katie talking still.
If she's putting a hundred layers of fingernail polish on,
she's gonna here all night.
So you know what?
Instead of me getting way too much food eaten
and missing my jawline
because I don't think this is going to work,
I tap. I'm out.
- Did you just tap?
- I did, I have to.
- No you didn't.
- Oh, are you still in?
- No, I just tapped!
You just tapped! (sad trombone plays)
You did. - No!
- That means Jake won, he doesn't even know.
I couldn't do it because smell this, smell that!
Smell that!
It's giving me a headache and I'm starting to feel
like I'm lightheaded and I might pass out.
- Should we tell Jake?
- So I actually stopped.
- Those look nasty, kind of.
- They are so gross.
It looks so chunky and thick and just like--
- Are they dry?
It's probably not dry.
If you touch it, it's so smeary.
- I didn't get to my caramel.
- That's funny, I was just coming in to tell you
that I tapped out when you tapped out--
- But I did beat you though.
'Cause you had already tapped out.
- Yeah, you beat me, but you didn't win the hundred bucks.
So you can't feel good about that.
- Should we--?
- Okay. One more, let's see.
My true professional skills.
Doo, doo... (squeaking)
Hi.
- [Jordan] Hello.
- [Mom] Hey, how's the balloon animals going?
You have a whole bunch!
- (all except Jake) Dude!
- [Mom] You got like a whole farm animal in here.
- Yeah, it's animals not an animated zoo.
- You haven't stopped?
- Nope!
- You just keep on going, well, guess what?
- What?
- Dad's here, Ty's here, I'm here.
- I got the sword!
- Jordan's here!
So do you know what that means?
- I won?
- You just won a hundred dollars!
- A not-so-crispy one hundred dollar bill.
- And you get a ton of balloon animals!
(all cheering)
- Good job Jake!
(overlapping chatter)
- [Jordan] Jake made a sword!
- I made another sword.
- [Mom] You won! That's crazy.
- Thank you.
- Oh my gosh, you did so good.
- And we all get to celebrate
by getting these balloon animals.
- Except for me, if I touch anything
this is going to schmear on everything--
- You stink.
- I do stink! I stink bad.
That was pretty crazy.
Should we do this again with more resolutions?
- [Dad And Jake] Third time?
- I don't know.
Can we come up more crazy things?
'Cause this was pretty crazy.
All right, that's it for today.
Thanks for watching.
We'll see you next time.
- (all) Bye!
(relaxing music)