*dial tone*
He's prank calling the prank caller!
He said, county morgue?
County morgue?
Hey! It's your girl, Keke Palmer, and this is Prank Calls with Cosmopolitan.com.
First up, I'm going to ask for love advice, from Famous Original Ray's Pizza.
Hopefully they don't hang up on me.
Famous Ray's employee: Ray's Pizza, can I help you?
Hi, I really want to order a pizza, because -- Famous Ray's employee: Hello?
Hi, hi, I just wanted to order pizza because I just broke up with my boyfriend, can you
get me two large pepperonis, please?
Famous Ray's employee: Two what?!
Two large pepperonis, like, have you ever been in love?
How do I get over this?
Like, besides stuffing my face before the point of no return?!
F*CK!
Famous Ray's employee: Take it easy. Everything will be fine.
How do I know?! How do I know?
Famous Ray's employee: Miss please, I'm working.
I'm working too!!
Famous Ray's employee: Miss, I need your phone number, please.
I'll see you next time.
Oh my gosh, this guy said, he said, please, ma'am, I'm working.
I just, please, please, I'm working.
He said, sorry, it's going to be okay.
He was so sweet.
*phone rings*
Keke's dad: Hello?
Hello, is this Lawrence Palmer?
Keke's dad: Yes it is.
Hi!
I've been calling you and calling you, because you are the winner for my number one repentance renew.
Keke's dad: You're who?
My number one repentance renew.
I'm with the company Nowolin.
Keke's dad: I don't know, what's the company?
*laughs*
I'm sorry I didn't make it with that one!
I didn't make it with that one, because that one was just too much.
That was just too much.
He said -- I didn't have my story prepared!
I didn't have my company name, I don't know what the number one repentance renew...
My dad's so cute, he was really truly, he said, I don't, he said, I don't, I don't know
why, what's the company?!
What's the company again?
And now, I'm going to call my aunt Karen, and I'm going to try to do to her my Bossy
lyrics, and see what she does.
Auntie Karen, here we come girl.
*phone rings*
Aunt Karen: Hello?
Little booties matter.
Don't need a lot of *ss.
I can buy my own, cause I got my own bag.
Hood and I'm boogie, Gucci on my booty.
Poppin like a toolie.
You ain't poppin?!
You need to cool it!
Cashed out with my jeweler.
While you stuck here lookin stupid.
Winning while they losing.
*Phone rings*
Plot twist!
Hello?
Aunt Karen: Hello.
Aunt Karen: Hello?!
Hey Auntie Karen, it's me!
Aunt Karen: I knew it was you.
She said, I knew it was you!
I'm going to try to order a vegan burrito in a British accent from my cousin that does
not work at a restaurant.
May not have a job at all.
Here we go.
*phone rings*
*answering machine*
So my cousin Whitney didn't answer, so I'm going to try to call my uncle Keith
now and order a vegan burrito from him in a British accent.
And he does not work at a fast food restaurant or anything, he actually works at the mail,
he works at the post office.
Let's see how this goes.
*phone rings*
Uncle Keith: Hello?
Hello!
Oh my goodness, I'm so hungry, I'd like to order a vegan burrito, no cheese, of course,
unless you guys have the vegan cheese that's going to allow me to not have the gas that
I always usually have, it's --
*dial tone*
He was not playing at all with me!
He hung -- let's try to call him again.
Let's try to call him again.
*phone rings*
Uncle Keith: County Morgue.
Hello, again, seems like we got a little bit disconnected that last time.
Sorry about that -- Uncle Keith: County morgue.
I'm sorry?
Uncle Keith: County morgue.
I'm sorry?
*dial tone*
He said, country morgue.
County morgue!
My uncle Keith is a ladies man, and I feel as if he's gotten prank called by a couple
of his girls before, cause homeboy already had his script ready.
He said, county morgue.
Alright, that's Prank Calls, with your girl, Keeks!
Again, make sure you guys check out Bossy on iTunes now.