the beijing winter olympics have come to an end the games were a huge success and guess what guys
hold on a second hold on a second let me just have a sip from my official beijing winter olympics mug
china has beaten the usa hold on hold on a second i'm getting ahead of myself
let me get my 'bing dwen dwen'... hold on
china has beaten the usa
you guys thought that i didn't have one of these i'm always one step ahead i had this last year
let me just reiterate for a second china has beaten the usa in the olympics china finished
in third place with nine gold medals whilst the usa unfortunately finished behind china with
eight gold medals wait wait hold on a second i'm confused the usa fourth place the united
states of america fourth place not first place america we're the only country in the world with
world-class facilities no other country in the world can produce world-class athletes like us
so why you only finished in fourth place?
and so i want to congratulate china on their third place finish which i believe is their
best performance in the winter olympics today so here's the channel well done and also i want to
congratulate norway and germany on coming first and second but you know he always wins germany
uh volkswagen and once again i'd like to extend my sincere congratulations to the usa on coming in
where did they finish hold on let me just let me just check where did they they finished
oh yes that's right fourth place wait stop getting ahead of myself here where did
my own country finish the uk the united kingdom great britain god save the queen who actually
uh recently just got covered so i wish her a very speedy recovery boris boris what have you done let
me just check where did the uk finish boris let me do let me just scroll down let me just scroll
all the way down the the metal list okay scrolling down still scrolling where did the uk finish boris
uh that's right we finished in 19th place
boris boris what have you done you know boris is just he's way too busy having pies how many
gold medals did the uk get hold on let me just check one gold medal one singular gold medal
a total of 2 871 athletes from more than 90 nations around the world attended the games the
usa sent the most athletes but still only finished in fourth place eh and also what happened to your
boycott that no one cares about by the way but if you're a boycott in the olympics why are you
sending the most athletes hmm interesting china's suede-wenching and hands-home won gold in pairs
bigger skating with a world record score of 239.88 eileen goo goo eileen wins her second gold medal
bringing her total number of medals to three which makes her the first ever freestyle skier
to win three medals in a single winter olympics international olympics committee chief thomas bach
has called the games a success he said we can already now say with confidence that we
have experienced a very successful olympic games considering all the uncertainties we had in the
last two years he's right what what china has done in beijing the only city ever to host the summer
and winter olympic games in the same city and they hosted the olympics during a global pandemic
bringing in thousands of athletes from more than 90 nations around the world and they pulled it all
off smoothly without any problems without a hitch you know it's a testament to china's efficiency
organization speed and not only that but the games were also 100 run on green energy 100 renewable
hey western media why is that not your top story why is that not the headline you know
they're never gonna write that they don't like to see china doing well
it just doesn't fit the narrative it doesn't fit the story of the of how they portray china
well look at here well look who is it's little baby lincoln it's little baby lincoln
lincoln i've got you i've got you this i've got you you stand up i've got you i've got you this
binge one but you cannot touch it and also you you most definitely cannot put it in your mouth
okay because now it's a collector's item they're quite rare so so what do you think about that
you can just out you can just look at it you can have one touch i'll let you have one touch
gentle gentle on the video
gentle
you think that's funny see that's funny you hating binge one time
don't try and pull this eye off this is a this is a rare this is a rare collector's item now
this is going back in the box never to be seen again
what do you think about that what do you think about that name
the games were a huge success and in today's day and age you can't hide that because everyone's
everyone's got their phone and recording you know the athletes from all the different nations they
were doing little vlog updates and videos from inside the olympic village and showing
the venues on their phones you know and they were loving it they're having the time of their lives
and i mentioned uh this point before in one of my other videos that you can really
tell us from some of the videos from the athletes that they're kind of taken aback
by that they're like this is this is actually china this doesn't
match the story that i heard back home on western media so now they're kind of thinking
this is what china is actually like now that they've come to china and seen it for themselves
and probably i would think that some of the athletes they're going to go home back to their
home nation uh and tell their family and friends you know don't don't judge china until you've
been there yourself go there yourself and see it with your own eyes rather than believing the
narrative the story that western media is running with and with that message
that is the end of this video just look at my lovely shiny binduenduan
that's the end of this video and i'm signing off 'bing dwen dwen' is also signing off
signing off signing i'll see you in the next one signing off
oh is your first word gonna be 'bing dwen dwen'?
signing off!
hey!