- Okay, so where are we dropping?
- Catty Corner.
Everyone knows you need a decent gun to win,
so we're getting one.
- Looks like we got someone coming with us.
- How's it going, buddy?
- Hi.
- I'm gonna kill you when we get down there.
All right, I'll see you.
- Geez, talk about a crap yard.
(gun shots)
- Oh god, get inside.
(alarm wails)
- Stupid alarms.
They can't see me if I don't hear them.
- That doesn't make any sense.
- All right, let's just lay low
until the gun fire settles down.
(gun shots)
- I think it's finally over.
(gun shots)
- Aha, for someone who can supposedly see the future,
Eight Ball did not fair too well.
- Hey, did you guys notice he started with one gun
then swapped it out for another.
Is that a strategy we should be using?
- Don't need much of a strategy
when you've got a sharpshooter like myself on the squad.
- Relax, you got one kill.
- Oh, god, garbage guards.
(gun shots)
(Eight Ball cries)
- It's Kit.
- Something tells me he's going to be a sharpshooter,
real combat expert.
(gun shots)
Okay, maybe not.
Well, that solves one problem,
but we've got two guards coming this way.
- Fear not, useless squad mates,
I have the shockwave launcher.
- Don't worry, even though the blow back
from the shockwave is somewhat devastating,
the weapon itself does no actual damage.
- Oh, okay, that makes me feel a bit better.
(garbage guards exploding)
- Way to go.
Now we can access Kit's secret vault.
- Huh, yarn.
I guess we should've known.
- You've gotta be kitten me.
- Are you humans from the dream?
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- Okay, Roach, can you explain
why we're just running through this farm
like a bunch of idiots?
We need to be looting and shooting.
- We need a fortress of solitude.
This corn should do just fine.
- Welp, this is some fortress of solitude.
- Don't worry, guys.
I'll bet you there'll be action happening any second.
That's why I've got this.
Wait a second, what is this?
- It's a pump shotgun.
They're back now.
- Where's my tactical shotgun?
- It was vaulted, dude.
- What?
- Yeah, oh well.
Pump is better anyway.
(Roach groans)
(gun shots)
- Oh man, our fortress.
- Roach, where are you going?
- I'm going to unvault the tactical shotgun.
- Can we hurry up and find this vault?
I don't trust these new locations.
- Would you relax?
It's a perfectly normal neighborhood
with perfectly normal houses.
- I don't know, that one looks kind of murder-y.
- What the heck?
- I would not play soccer on this field.
- [Caroline] Maybe the vault is down there.
- Wait, I've heard about this.
I think it has something to do with the Lexus War.
- Don't you mean Nexus War?
- No, it's a war and the winner gets a Lexus.
- Think fast, defaults.
- We need to get down there to access the vault.
- We'll need wood to build down.
Give me one second.
- I am Groot.
- Hey, nice to meet you.
- Well, we made it down here,
but we need to kill Dr. Doom to get in his vault.
- But he's got those green things.
- Maybe we just need some green things of our own.
(Dr. Doom exclaiming)
- All right, that solves that problem.
But we still need to find my shotgun.
- Hey, there's a supply drop, maybe it's in there.
- Wait a second, that's not a supply drop.
It's a luxury sedan.
- A Lexus, we won the war.
Oh man, this is all I've ever wanted.
- What, no, what about your tact?
- Lexus, baby!
- Well, at least he's happy.
- Squad Industries.
Finally, we're gonna have a cool job
that will make us millions.
- What is it exactly we do again?
- Doesn't matter.
We're not real superheroes.
Sure, we have the building and the weapons,
but no cool outfits.
- Hey, guys, we've got a Stark bot incoming.
- How's it going, Mr.--
Wait a second.
You guys aren't Mr. Stark.
Prepare to die.
- Don't worry, I'll hack him.
Just gotta knock you first, buddy, hold tight.
- Well, did it work?
- Hi, friends, what do you say
we go to a nice trip to upstate New York?
We can watch the beautiful leaves change color.
- Oh man, don't you just love this fall fresh air?
- No, I hate fresh air.
I wanna be inside.
- [Anya] Check it out.
Looks like a plane crashed.
- Not a plane, a quinjet.
- A what?
- One of those things that flies past the battle bus,
Roach always tries to get them to honk.
- Oh no, I hope Mr. Stark wasn't in there.
Mr. Stark!
- Hey, robot guy,
I don't know how to tell you this,
but I think Mr. Stark's been dead.
He wasn't at Industries when we showed up.
- Someone must've killed him before we got there.
- But who?
(intense music)
- Oh god, Monkey!
Actually, it's kind of cute.
(lasers blasting)
- Oh boy, I get the Stark rifle now.
I mean, so sad.
What an untimely demise.
- No, Stark bot!
Maybe if I can just rewire him.
Let's see, blue wire with the red.
I hate technology.
- Well, he's not getting fixed.
- Tanner, use that dead robot rifle
to shoot down that evil monkey.
- Well, that's not a sentence you hear everyday.
(gun shots)
- Nice work.
See?
Now don't you feel like a superhero?
- I don't know.
Still don't have cool superhero outfits.
- Hey, guys.
You'll never guess what's inside this ship.
- [Caroline] You finally got your super cool hero outfit.
- Oh yeah, the Boundless set, super cool.
This way, I heard it over here.
- Come on, sniff him out, Doggo.
Doggo will track him down.
Well, nevermind.
- This is stupid.
You think Wolverine is really in these woods?
- He's gotta be.
We've looked virtually everywhere else.
- Oh my god, a cake!
- What's the three for?
- A Three Musketeers bar?
"Shrek: The Third"?
Either way, we're gonna harvest it
and make an awesome cake fort.
Ouch!
- Welp, we tried.
Should've known we wouldn't find him.
Especially with you guys in charge.
- Give me a break.
I found that sentinel in the graveyard.
- It was a thousand foot robot.
- Yeah, and I found it.
- Let's check out what's in that cabin.
- It's like that movie about the cabin in the woods.
I can't remember what it's called though.
- I don't get it.
It's just a dusty log cabin.
- Well, we can still harvest a crap ton of wood.
I'll start with the floors.
- What the heck?
- [Roach] It's a secret underground bunker.
- [Caroline] Oh, look at those cute little bears.
- Yeah, they're cute,
but check that out.
- [Anya] Okay, that's creepy.
- Let's make sure it's not a trap.
No weapons or anything around it,
all right, we're free to go.
- [Roast] Wolverine!
- Dude, we were looking for you for hours.
- Yes, I was heading behind that plant the entire time.
- How very heroic of you.
- And now to massacre all these teddy bears,
Wolverine spinny thing!
- No, Mr. Rine, please come back.
Oh man, Iron Man, Aquaman, I've even take Black Manta.
Somebody come save us!
- Yeah, bad timing to bring this up,
but I really gotta go to the bathroom.
- Why didn't you just go at the flush factory?
- That was seven seasons ago.
(wall exploding)
- Thank goodness.
- Thank you, voyagers.
- Of course, my friend.
Now come with us and we will take you
to our beautiful utopian world.
- All you need to do is pledge your full allegiance
to our leader and savior, the Apple corporation.
- We'll just stay in here.
(soft music)