>> James: WELCOME BACK, ALLISON JANNEY AND JONATHAN VAN
NESS ARE HER WITH US.
I WAS MEANING TO BRING THIS UP BECAUSE IT IS QUITE INCREDIBLE
YOU ARE BOTH HERE ON THE SAME SHOW, YOU THIS IS A COINCIDENCE,
YOU BOTH SHARE A NICHE INTEREST.
>> REALLY?
>> James: YES, DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT EACH OTHER, AS BY
SPHWHRAR AS IT SEEMS, I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THIS, WE
CERTAINLY DID.
BUBOTH OF YOU ARE MASSIVELY INTO TRAINS.
>> I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY TRAINS?
>> James: YEAH, TRAINS.
YOU KNOW, LOCOMOTIVES.
YOU'RE BOTH VERY KEEN, JONATHAN, ACCORD ACCORDING TO MY
RESEARCH YOU ARE THE HEAD OF THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA TRAIN
SOCIETY AND ALLISON, YOU ARE ONE OF THE LARGEST MODEL TRAIN SETS
IN THE COUNTRY AND IN THE TOP FIVE IN THE WORLD.
YOU HAD INCREDIBLE IS THAT, ISN'T THAT AMAZING?
PLAWS PLAWTION AN AMAZING THING THAT YOU ARE BOTH ON THE SHOW.
>> I'M NOT THAT SOUTHERN-- I DON'T DO THAT, I'M IN THE A
TRAIN COMMISSIONER PERSON.
>> THAT IS THE MOST RIDICOUS THING HAVE I EVEREARD, I'M
SORRY.
>> James: BUT ARE YOU BOTH, BOTH OF ARE YOU FASCINATED BY
TRAINS, ARE YOU NOT?
>> NO.
>> James: THE ENTIRE NEXT BIT WE ARE ABOUT TO DO IS BASE
AROUND YOUR LOVE OF TRAINS.
>> WE DON'T LOVE TRAINS J I DON'T KNOW-- WHAT SHOULD WE DO,
ROB, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW.
>> JUST KEEP GOING.
>> James: OKAY, WE'LL JUST-- ALL RIGHT.
>> WE'RE IN IT NOW.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> James: YEAH, WE ARE GOING TO CARRY ON.
WE ARE GOING TO CARRY ON WITH THE BIT, ALLISON AND JONATHAN,
IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME AND MAKE MY WAY DOWN TO THE PERFORMANCE
AREA.
IT'S TIME FOR OUR BRAND NEW GAME SHOW FULL STEAM AHEAD SNOATD
EVERYBODY'S DOING A BRAND NEW DANCE KNOW.
♪ I KNOW YOU REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE NOW.
♪ COME ON BABY DO THE LOCOMOTIVE.
♪ MY LITTLE BABY.
♪ IT'S EASY.
♪ COME ON COME ON.
♪ DO THE LOCOMOTIVE-- LOCATE MOTION WITH ME.
♪ THIS IS A NOTE MAYOR.
I'M TELLING YOU NOW, HELLO.
, HELLO.
AND WELCOME.
PAUSE PLAWS WELCOME TO THE ONLY TRAIN-THEMED GAME SHOW IN LATE
NIGHT.
IT IS FULL STEAM AHEAD.
TIME TO PULL OUT OF THE STATION AN MEET OUR TWO RESIDENT TRAIN
SPOTTERS ALLISON JANNEY AND JONATHAN VAN NESS.
ALL RIGHT.
(APPLAUSE) >> WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
>> Jes: OKAY.
TIME TO HOP ON BOARD FROM FOR OUR FIRST ROUND, THE
WHISTLE-STOP.
IN THIS ROUND WE ARE GOING TO PLAY OUR RESIDENT TRAIN EXPERTS
A SERIES OF TRAIN WHISTLES AND ASK THEM WHICH FAMOUS TRAIN THEY
BELONG TO.
OKAY.
ALLISON, FOR TEN POINTS, CAN YOU IDENTIFY THE FOLLOWING TRAIN
WHISTLE.
>> NO.
>> James: ANIED YNS.
>> IS THIS A JOKE JZ DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.
>> OF COURSE I DON'T.
>> James: CAN YOU TAKE A GUESS, GIVE IT A TRY.
I CAN TELL YOU, IT IS A FAMOUS TRAIN, A VERY FAMOUS TRAIN.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: OKAY.
>> WELL, YOU WILL CONDUCT YOURSELF WHEN YOU TIMED OUT
BECAUSE THAT WAS, OF COURSE, THE ORIENT EXPRESS.
AND ACCORDING TO OUR RESEARCH, ALLISON, YOU TOOK A TRIP ON THE
ORIENT EXPRESS WITH YOUR FATHER WHEN YOU WERE ONLY TEN YEARS
OLD.
>> HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE ORIENT EXPRESS IN MY LIFE.
>> James: OKAY.
WELL, LET'S KEEP ON CHUCKING.
JONATHAN, FOR TEN POINTS, CAN YOU IDEA THE FOLLOWING TRAIN
WHISTLE?
>> NO, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON.
>> James: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PRESS YOU FOR AN ANSWER, I'M
AFRAID.
>> OH, THE THOMAS THE-- THOSM AS TANK THE ENGINE.
>> James: VERY FUNNY, FUNNY ANSWER, IT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT
THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
>> YEAH, I THINK IT IS THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: LISTEN, GUYS.
>> OKAY.
LISTEN, OKAY.
>> James: I AM SAYING I PUT MYSELF ON THE LINE FOR THIS,
OKAY.
NOBODY WANTED TO DO THIS.
I FORCED THIS THROUGH.
I'M PLAYING, HELP ME, BECAUSE LOOK, THIS IS TWO MONTHS BUDGET
THIS IS-- AND I'M NOT EVEN-- THAT'S TWO MONTHS BUDGET,
RIGHT?
HELP ME WITH IT.
BECAUSE I'M-- ALL RIGHT?
SOMEONE'S MESSED UP.
>> YEAH.
>> James: OKAY, TIME TO GET BACK ON TRACK, THE NEGOTIATION
ROUND IS CALLED BULLET TRAIN IN THIS ROUND I WILL ASK ALLISON
AND JONATHAN RAPID FIRE TRAIN RELATED QUESTIONS AN EACH WIN A
POINT FOR EVERY CORRE ANSWER.
HERE WE GO.
OKAY.
JONATHAN, IN WHAT YEAR WAS THE FIRST CONTINENTAL RAILROAD
COMPLETED.
>> I DONE KNOW.
>> James: ALLISON, WHICH NATION HAS THE LONGEST NETWORK
OF RAILWAYS.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: JONATHAN, WHAT IS THE BRAKING SYSTEM USED ON U.S.
FREIGHT RAILROADS.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: ALLISON, WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM SPEED OF THE EURO STAR E
BEEN 320.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: JONATHAN, WHICH LONDON UNDERGROUND LINE HAS THE
LEAST NUMBER OF STATIONS.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: ALLISON, WHAT IS THE LONGEST TRAIN ROUTE IN THE
INDIAN SUBCONTINENT.
>> ACTUALLY I DO KNOW THIS ONE.
>> James: REALLY, FOR REAL?
>> [BLEEP] I DON'T.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM!
I'M IN DEEP [BLEEP] I AM IN DEEP [BLEEP].
(LAUGHTER) IT'S NOT FUNNY.
I MIGHT NOT COME BACK FROM THIS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I'M HANGING BY A THREAT.
I AM IN THE BALANCE, STOP LAUGHING.
DO YOU KNOW-- I AM ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK, RIGHT, I'M
AIRING DOWN A BARREL AND IT'S GAME OVER, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
I'M ASKING YOU TO HELP ME, HELP ME [BLEEP] HELP ME.
WE HAVE MESSED UP, OKAY, WE MESSED UP, I'M SAYING GIVE ME A
[BLEEP] BREAK MAN, I AM CALM, I AM CALM, I'M FINE.
I'M CALM.
(LAUGHTER) I'VE GOT IT, I'VE GOT IT I GOT
IT.
I GOT IT!
OKAY.
LEV LAUGH.
>> James: THE NEXT ROUND IS CALLED TRAINS ANATOMY.
FOR THIS NEGOTIATION ROUND I AM GOING TO ASK YOU ALLISON AND
JONATHAN TO IDENTIFY THE VARIOUS PARTS OF THIS BEAUTIFUL MODEL
STEAM LOCOMOTIVE.
(APPLAUSE) OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
SO OKAY.
OKAY.
ALLISON, JONATHAN, CAN YOU, WE CAN TURN THAT OFF NOW, WE CAN
TURN THAT OFF NOW.
REGGIE, WE CAN TURN THAT OFF NOW.
WE CAN GET THIS-- THIS SHOULDN'T BE ON.
WE CAN TURN THAT OFF, OKAY.
JONATHAN, WAIT.
>> SOMEBODY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, SO MUCH FUN.
I LOVED IT.
>> James: REGGIE, OKAY, ALLISON, FOR 15 POINTS, DON'T
GO, PLEASE DON'T GO, MI ASKING YOU, ALLISON, WE [BLEEP]
♪ EVERYBODY DOING THE BRAND NEW DANCE NOW.
♪ COME ON BABY DO THE LOCATE MOTION.
♪ COME ON BABY DO THE LOCOMOTION.
>> WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
COME ON COME ON DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME.
>> GOT TO SWING YOUR HIPS NOW.