*wha-psh!*
Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to something called 'Google Feud'
It's like the family feud game
that you've seen like on TV for years and years and years,
yet I think you might need to play it with somebody else
first but,
I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS AAAHHH
*chuckles*
So I'm gonna- I'm gonna test this out on my own.
I saw some other people do this online already
So I- I thought it looked cool.
I wanted to see what it was about, so
It's gonna auto complete something
Because Google searches are all auto complete these days
you put in
'what is-'
and it's gonna auto complete a bunch of shit.
So this is kinda like that.
It's a game based around that.
So I gotta pick one of these, I'm gonna pick
uhh
'Questions'!
Okay, so there's ten top answers to get.
I'm gonna see if I can actually guess some of them
I guess I can play it on my own.
'How does Google auto complete this query'?
'is it wrong to-'
Oh. So I've got to pick out what I think the top answers are
the top ten answers so...
Let's see how many points I can get.
'Is it wrong to-'
masturbate?
That has to be one. Do I have to put a question mark?
Is it wrong to masturbate?
THAT'S NOT THERE?!
WHAT?!
OH FUCK.
That was like the most obvious one.
Is it wrong- to-
Is it wrong to what?
Now I'm tryna think of what like could be the obscure one's are that in there.
Is it wrong-
I mean- *coughs*
*coughs again*
Maybe people spelt 'masturbate' wrong
or maybe I actually have to put in the question mark.
I don't know.
Is it wrong- to-
kill someone?
FUCK!
Wait, I wanna try masturbate again with a question mark.
Okay, that's wrong!
Is it try- is it wrong to try to pick up
IS IT WRONG TO SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER?!
NO WONDER I DIDN'T FUCKING PICK THE RIGHT ONE!
Is it wrong to be gay? Is it wrong to eat meat?
Is it wrong to be strong?
Is it wrong to treat- cheat?
Pray for money? Be bisexual?
O-kay, next round questions.
'Can you smoke-'
paper?
I'M TERRIBLE AT THIS GAME!
'Can you smoke-'
grass?
WHAT?!
'Can you smoke-'
weed, then?
molly, xanax, kratom, coke
weed stems
FUCK'S SAKE!
I'm- I'm gonna go until I get them.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING- TOP TEN ANSWERS
I'll try and pick the top five then.
top ten will be easy
mother asshole.
'Is it fun to be a-'
nun. *laughs*
'Is it fun to be a-'
oh god..
uh er- my mind is conflicted between funny answers or realistic answers.
Is it fun to be a dog?
Is it fun to be an- Irishman?
'Is it fun to be a-'
BE A BITCH?!
Fun to be a girl? Ugh, girl, that was a good one.
DAMMIT!
Okay, we're going with people.
FUCK THIS GAME MAN!
'How to raise-'
How to raise? Oh god. Benjamin.
I don't know what this game is.
OKAY! 'How does Google auto complete this query-'?
'Beef jerky is-'
delicious
tasty
disgusting
ARE YOU FUCKING SUCKING MY ASS RIGHT NOW?
'Biography of-' O-kay, this might be good
this- who's a popular person?
ah- ohh, 'Biography of-'
ah er- Jesus.
DAMMIT!
He's like the most popular!
Biography of PewDie- Pew-Die-Pie
Pewdiepe
OH
BALLS MY ASS!
Ah- Tyler Oak-
-ley
Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, America, George Washington-
OH YEAH!
I'M TERRIBLE AT THIS, I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN ONE YET!
'What is the best kind of-'
Ohh, food!
What is the best kind of- WHAT DO PEOPLE SEARCH- IN REAL LIFE?!
'What is the best kind of-'
Uhh...
What is the best kind of- uh- alcohol
What is the best kind of religion?
dog, weed, vodka, birth control, steak
See, I had alcohol in.
I need to get specific.
GOOGLE FEUD? MORE LIKE JACK'S A DUMB ASS
BENJAMIN! BUTTON!
FINALLY I GOT ONE!
Uh, I thought that would be the number one result though.
Benjamin Frank-lin
HAHA THERE'S THE FIRST ONE!
Ben Franklin
Benjamin Button
Benjamin Linus
no.
He's not there. That's the dude from Lost.
FINALLY! WE'RE ON A GOOD ONE! YES!
People are looking at this all this time going 'God, Jack you're stupid'.
Benjamin? I don't know many Benjamin's
Benjamin-
UH FUCK! Benjamin Davis.
Benjamin- uhh
Benjamin- what's a good second name?
Benjamin Johnson
I don't even know whether these are real Benjamin's.
No, I don't know a fucking Benjamin.
franklin, moore, banneker, wey, walker
BENJAMIN MOORE PAINT STORES!
You're killing me, Google.
Benjamin Bratt, Benjamin Harri- I don't know any of those people
Uhh
names, people. Names! Okay.
Eric Clapton
THERE WE GO, NUMBER ONE!
Eric Cantana
REALLY?! Eric-
God. I don't know any Eric's!
Why? Ugh! Why don't I know Eric's?!
Eric-
Fuck. Johnson! *laughs*
John-son
No. There's no Eric Johnson's. Eric-
Fuck nugget.
WOOO
Bana
YEEAH!
He's an actor.
Eric-
Uh- Eric- Eric- Manderly
Nope! There's no Eric Manderly's!
Eric Church, Eric Dane, Eric Holder, Eric Thomas, Eric Trump, Eric Roberts, Eric Ebron
Eric Bolling
Okay. I'm not doing that anymore.
'Baseball is-'
confusing
lame
stupid-
FUCK!
*laughs* Baseball is life!
Uhh- questions again!
'Is it easy to grow-' weed?
'Is it easy to grow-' sunflowers?
flowers.
potatoes.
*laughs*
Uh, the Irishman in me kicked in.
YEES! THE SECOND ONE! IS IT EASY TO GROW SPUDS?
BY JESUS, IT'S NOT THAT EASY!
You've got to have the right soil. You've got to have a lot of water.
You've gotta lotta have sun! Why do they grow in Ireland then?
Uh- 'Is it easy to grow-'
Um- taller.
IS IT EASY TO GROW BABY'S BREATH?
WHAT ARE YOU, INTERNET?
WHY?!
'Is it easy to grow-' lavender, garlic, kale, cilantro, bamboo, spinach, asparagus, watermelon?
How did I even get one of these?!
Fuck me.
'Is it fun to-' play Google Feud? NO.
*laughs*
Actually thought I was gonna get a lot of these while I'm playing but gah, I feel so dumb.
'Is it fun to-' have sex?
'Is it fun to-'
Ugh, fuck.
'Is it fun to-'
do drugs
TRYING TO THINK WHAT THE INTERNET WOULD TYPE IN!
Okay, let's type- let's actually
let- let's test this.
Let's go to Google
and see what the auto complete is. 'Is it
-fun to-'
travel alone, work in Starbucks, drink alone, work i- let's type in work in Google.
Aha! It is there!
I wanna- I wanna try and cross reference. I know this is cheating
I wanna cross reference the actual searches
with what's coming up here to see if they're true, so
the top one should be travel alone.
It's not!
You're fucking lying to me, Google.
Work at Starbucks
here we go and-
be a teacher.
Okay. So they're all- they're all there.
O-kay!
What's the top one then?
'Is it fun to-'
kill someone- NO!
kill someone *laughs*
Is it fun to be a girl? Is it fun to be fat?
are the top ones.
You're terrible internet, you're killing me.
Be a barista, be a lawyer, be a pilot.
Is it any wonder that I'm not getting any of these things?
'Tom Hanks is-' a great actor.
'Tom Hanks is-'
handsome.
Uh- Forrest Gump.
Tom Hanks is married to, Tom Hanks is dead, Tom Hanks is related to Clinton.
Tom Hanks is Forrest Gump trailer
I, yeah! I'm battling against people's normal searches. I forgot that people don't know fucking grammar!
Next round! Culture.
'Public schools are-' free
are a waste of time
are
full of douchebags
better than private schools, better
Public schools are better, public schools are failing, public schools are so random
public schools are socialist
public schools are better than homeschooling
I am terrible at this.
One more! I'm doing one more and that's it!
That's all I can do.
'Cars are too-'
big
YAAAAY! I FEEL GOOD!
'Cars are too-' expensive
There we go.
'Cars are too-' dangerous
I'M GETTING THEM ALL!
'Cars are too-'
too- 'Cars are too-'
Cars are to roads like bikes are to planes.
'CARS are too-'
too
too noisy
No. 'Cars are too-'
I'm trying to think of something got to do with fuel. 'Cars are too-'
Cars are too crashy.
cars- fuck *laughs*
Come on brain!
Think cars are too brain.
'Cars are too-' scary?
N-noo.
Cars are too hard to drive?
NO!
Cars are too expensive in Australia.
GOOGLE FEUD NEEDS TO ACTUALLY-
Oh god, I clicked on it again.
Google Feud actually needs to change some shit. Can I go back to the one I had?
Nope!
All I can do is go to the search results- FUCK!
Google Feud needs to fix itself.
Well I- I guess it can't, these are actually the search results that are coming up.
But,
I was hoping that the game would be...
like- sort of like-
it wouldn't have some similar answers, it's like.
Cars are too expensive- would be a flat out blanket turn
then you wouldn't have any more expensive ones but then cars are too expensive in Australia,
so it made it hard to guess the rest of them,
'cause once you guess 'expensive' you don't guess a similar one again, so,
this game is much harder than I thought it was gonna be, now it made me look stupid. God dammit.
But you can go play it for yourselves.
"Play it" it's not a game.
It's not a game, you're just guessing shit.
It would be fun with some other people so I might actually-
Actually, you couldn't actually try it with some people online.
I'd need somebody else here with me to actually be able to try it so...
Well I'll see if I can figure that out or we- we'll see what goes on but,
This was fun for what it was so you can go off and play it with your friends now.
Go off, do a split screen thing. Go off, play with your friends in your home, if you have friends. I don't...
but anyway-
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE, IF YOU LIKED IT-
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE!
LIKE A BOSS! AND, HIGH FIVES ALL ROUND
*Wha-psh!* *Wha-psh!*
BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!
Ble- WOO!