♫♪ Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth ♫♪
♫♪ I wanna teach kids the Christian truth ♫♪
♫♪ If you wanna reach those kids on the street ♫♪
♫♪ Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat ♫♪
♫♪ So I gave my sermon an urban kick ♫♪
♫♪ My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick ♫♪
♫♪ My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, thats cause Jesus Christ is my n**** ♫♪
What?!
You Can't Bro
♫♪ My Beats are sick ♫♪
♫♪ My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, thats cause Jesus Christ is my n**** ♫♪
Don't worry, don't worry, I hate white people too
Like, I apologise i'm so sorry!
You can't, bro?!
This guy is just so clueless, he's so clueless he's just some guy thats religious
He never talks slang
He doesn't know that white people can never say that
Cuz jesus christ is my ♫♪ n**** ♫♪
What is this video?
*Music playing in the background*
♫♪ Hes a life changer, a miracle arranger ♫♪
♫♪ born to the virgin mom in a manger ♫♪
♫♪ Water to wine He's a drink exchanger ♫♪
♫♪ and he died for your sins ♫♪
Oh shit! ♫♪ I preach the word ♫♪
♫♪ thats my gig ♫♪
♫♪ and I rhyme better than Notorious Big ♫♪
What, what is this dude in the back doing
What the heck!
Look at this dude in the back
♫♪ I preach the word ♫♪
♫♪ that's my gig and I rhyme better than Notorious Big ♫♪
Why'd he need fog in the background
You do not need fog, like
this rap
Don't even try to make it sound this hard, like
I'm getting triggered, I'm getting triggered
You're getting me so close buddy
soo close
♫♪ I rhyme better than Notorious Big ♫♪
♫♪ all the other MCs ♫♪
♫♪ I wish 'em well ♫♪
♫♪ but if you live in sin ♫♪
♫♪ you burn in hell ♫♪
Dammmmnnn son!
Someone's badass
♫♪ Ima pass the mic ♫♪
♫♪ to my lovely wife ♫♪
♫♪ shes a fly MC ♫♪
♫♪ and the light of my life ♫♪
♫♪ so to bust a rhyme ♫♪
♫♪ without further a do ♫♪
Alright, he completely...
Oh my god
Yo, like I like this guy's effort
ya know
He's really trying hard
he's trying hard to reach people
He completely ruined his credibility in the beginning when he said the "N word"
But with that being said
look at
just look at this part
look at his lips
he completely misses the lyrics
♫♪ lovely wife ♫♪
♫♪ shes a fly MC ♫♪
♫♪ and the light of my life ♫♪
♫♪ so to bust a rhyme without further ♫♪
He just completely forgot his lyrics
♫♪ take it away Mary Sue ♫♪
♫♪ Jesus Christ is my n**** ♫♪
OHHH MY GOD WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER WHITE PERSON
♫♪ He's the son of the original G ♫♪
THERE IS ENOUGH WHITE PEOPLE
♫♪ he was sent to earth to elucidate the way that we should be ♫♪
♫♪ WHAT ♫♪
♫♪ likeeee, if another MC says you're a freak ♫♪
♫♪ you're a lame butt rapper ♫♪
♫♪ and your rhymes are weak ♫♪
♫♪ I don't get mad and I don't critique ♫♪
♫♪ I forgive ♫♪
Did she just roast em?
♫♪ MC says your a freak ♫♪
♫♪ you're a lame butt rapper ♫♪
♫♪ and your rhymes are weak ♫♪
OHHHHH SHIT
Why are you dancing?
Why are you so happy in the background?
♫♪ Christ is my n**** ♫♪
Don't say that!
♫♪ he's the son of the original G ♫♪
♫♪ and he was sent to earth to elucidate the way that we should be ♫♪
♫♪ WHAT ♫♪
♫♪ likeeee, if another MC says you're a freak ♫♪
♫♪ I forgive him ♫♪
♫♪ and turn the other cheek ♫♪
OOOoooooo! ♫♪ I don't blaspheme, and I don't brag, I don't cus ♫♪
♫♪ and my pants don't sag ♫♪
♫♪ I do exude a little Christian swag ♫♪
♫♪ and I'm proud to be an American ♫♪
♫♪ Jesus Christ is our n**** ♫♪
♫♪ let his light shine through ya ♫♪
♫♪ let his love pop a cap in yo butt and say hallelujah ♫♪
♫♪ Jesus Christ is our n**** ♫♪
*inaudible seizure-like screaming*
♫♪ hes an honest, caring, peace loving n**** like me ♫♪
*heavy breathing and sniffling*
What happened?
I got triggered
I'm..I'm seriously I am so sorry
for my uncle
and my grandma
uh I don't even know who these people are
I'm.. I'm so sorry for them saying the "N word" like that
So disrespectfully. Like, what is this? Come on
Come on if you're Christian you should respect everybody
Its so catchy though!
I gotta say this song is really catchy
I have to admit it
♫♪ you're cool then you need to come to Sunday school ♫♪
♫♪ put those drugs in a garbage can ♫♪
♫♪ stand up tall you're a Christian man ♫♪
♫♪ Wooooord up ♫♪
Don't ever say that
♫♪ I'm freestylin' ♫♪
♫♪ hit me! ♫♪
*claps twice*
Amen
Amen sista
I thought it was cute
Ya know
Obviously they shouldn't be saying like that racial slur
They shouldn't try too hard to fit in
but I still think it was good effort
What do you guys think about this?
Let me know down in the comments
I mean you just seen two really religious white people
just trying to reach
tryin to say a message
Obviously there's better ways to succeed in delivering your message
but
I guess they thought it would be "hip"
Wow
I really just said that
I just said "hip"
Oh my God, ok i need to leave guys
Thank you for watching
Ok its really time to go
I'll see you next time
Jesus Christ
OH I MEAN NOT
NOT JESUS CHRIST
UH
I MEANT
Oh my God
No not that either
I mean holy cow
Oh shit its still holy
DAMNIT!