Michael: Are you in? Are you done? Gavin: Yeah, yeah.
Michael: Can you Look fuckin' straight?
Gavin: Sorry.
Michael: I love when the fuckin' plan is to run straight...
... to the building. Gavin: Oh, what's this Michael?
Michael: That's not the building!
Michael: And you're fuckin' running all over the place!
Michael: You keep looking at the fuckin' sky!
you're like fucking looking up, searching for Orion's Belt...
... so it can lead us to the God damn place.
Just look the fuck in front of you, asshole!
Gavin: Stop walking, I'm smooshing my face!
Gavin: Let's get it, let's get it! Aw I turned the light off!
Michael: Fucking take it, stupid!
Gavin: Ok, we're on it!
Gavin: I'm gonna turn this way.
Michael: Why? We need to run. Gavin: The fence is over there!
Michael: *anger intensifies*
Gavin: Oh my God, was that him?
Michael: Where?
Gavin: I dunno.
Gavin: Let's go this way. Michael: Sure...
Michael: ...let's go this way. Gavin: We'll call this the...
Gavin: ... tunnel of dreams. Michael: Stop...
Michael: ...fucking turning left and right.
Gavin: Alright, we'll go this...
Gavin: *screams*
Michael: AAAH! GO GO GO, RIGHT GO... Gavin: *more screaming*
Michael: ...GET OUT OF THERE!
Gavin: Did I turn around? Did I turn around?
*weird Gavin noises*
Michael: Where the hell is he?! RUN!
Gavin: Michael, why is he...
Gavin: Don't stop!
Michael: I fucking stopped for a second! Shut up!
Gavin: Alright, I think we can- what is this?
Gavin: Oh, this is a thing! Michael: It's a fucking tree.
Gavin: Okay... You've got to stop putting me so close to stuff.
Michael: Oh, oh shit. Oh shit. Gavin: There it is! there it is!
Michael: Grab it and go. Ready?
Michael: Grab it. Gavin: Leave me who- leave who alone?
Gavin: Ah the torch again! *yelps*
Michael: Go go go go go go go go go!
Gavin: *screams*
Michael: Oh my God, get out of here! GO! Gavin: *more screaming*
Michael: Stop clicking the...
Michael: ...fucking light! Gavin: It might help us!
Gavin: Ah fence!
Gavin: Dead end! Dead end! Michael: Ok, ok, ok.
Michael: Just keep running straight.
Gavin: Argh, it's like we've walked under a radio! Michael: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
Michael: Where is he?
*Michael and Gavin scream*
Michael: Go go go go!
Gavin: Michael! *weird Gavin noise*
Michael: Just keep running! Gavin: *screaming intensifies*
*static intensifies* *Gavin refuses to stop screaming*
*scary piano chord* *Michael yelling, Gavin wailing*
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE, OH MY GOD!
Gavin: How did we survive?
Michael: Run, run, run! Gavin: Argh!
Michael: Oh my God! Gavin: Argh, urgh!
Gavin: [laughs] We survived! Michael: Holy shit!
Gavin: How did we survive that?
Michael: My heart is pounding! Gavin: I think my heart fell off.
Michael: I think I shit my pants!
Gavin: That has got to be the closest to death we have ever been!
Michael: He was right on our dicks right there.
Gavin: [laughs] Michael: He was closer than dicks.
Gavin: I bet he could smell them.
Wha-where are we on the map?
Michael: Oh let's- uh- check the map and uh...
Gavin: This is the trees.
Gavin: Well, well done map! It's all trees!
Gavin: The whole map is trees.
Gavin: Truck! Michael: Truck! Go to the truck...
Michael: ...we've been there a hundred times, go to the truck.
Gavin: All right, there was nothing at the truck, though.
Michael: No, theres a thing at the truck. There could be a thing at the truck.
Michael: No at the truck! There could be a page!
Gavin: There's no page at the truck.
Ergh
Michael: Grab it, Grab It, GRAB IT, GRAB IT! GRAB IT...
*both screaming*
Michael: AND RUN!!!
Michael: Ohhh, my god what is that noise?
What is that noise?
OHHH
Michael: Its like a brown note; shit just came out of me.
Gavin: *giggles* It's like a tiger
Gavin: I can't work under these damn conditions
Gavin: Is he walking behind us playing a keyboard?
Michael: I don't know, it sounds more like an organ.
Gavin: I don't like the heavy breathing. Looks like a face on that tree
Gavin: Where is this round now? Michael: I think there's crap around this treeline...
Gavin: What is this map?
Michael: AHH, SHIT!!! FUCK!!! Gavin: Ahh!
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK? GAVIN, RUN!
Gavin: I feel like we always go left.
Michael: I feel like we go whatever way you choose to go because you have the MOUSE.
Michael: So, if you feel like you go left too much, stop going LEFT and go to the RIGHT.
Gavin: Hey. Hey, hey, hey, see? Tease it, TEASE IT. That's right, I tell you.
Michael: WHAT WAS THAT? Go left. Go left. What was that?
Gavin: Building!
Gavin: What if he was in here?
Gavin: Ah I don't like this
This is way more scary than the woods.
Gavin: Michael! He might be in here!
Michael: We need to find a page in the building.
Michael: Turn RIGHT!
Gavin: Is there a page in here?
Michael: It's a building. There's gotta be.
Gavin: Oh my God, I'm scared. I don't wanna see around anymore corners.
Gavin: They're scaring me.
Gavin: Ah, there's poo. It's poo.
Michael: It's the same- It's a fucking DEAD END!
Gavin: Ah, well that's bad news for us. There's poo and it's a dead end.
Michael: Someone shit themselves.
Gavin: We're gonna die and it smells terrible
Gavin: Michael, I can't emphasize how-
Michael: Where are we going? Go left here.
Gavin: -how much I don't want to see in here.
[Gavin screams] Gavin: What was that? What was that?
Michael: [yells at Gavin] COME ON!
Gavin: Aw, you stood in some shit. That's what that was.
Gavin: It made a different sound-
[Michael and Gavin Scream]
Michael: Oh shit! RUN! Run the fucking mouse! You idiot!
Gavin: [laughing] I massively [unintelligable]
Michael: Wow, we are totally fucking disoriented now.
Gavin: [still laughing] Wow, where was he? Michael, I've never-
[cricket chirps]
Michael: I'm gonna strafe. Ready? Look straight, I'm gonna strafe.
Gavin: Okay, I'm going to close my eyes.
Gavin: Is he there?
Michael: No.
Gavin: Okay. [Gavin laughs nervously]
Gavin: I'm actually shaking a little bit. I'm closing my eyes again.
[leaf crunch]
Gavin: Is he there?
Gavin: Okay, he's not there. Let's get outside. Let's get out of this damn building
Michael: No, there's a PAGE in here.
Gavin: HE'S in here!
Michael: [yells] WE NEED TO FIND THE PAGE TO WIN THE GAME!
Gavin: Is this a chair? It's a chair.
Michael: Did we see that chair before?
Gavin: I don't know.
[Gavin yells]
Gavin: Oh, it's the chair again. It's the chair again
Michael: Ah, the fucking chair is frightening.
Gavin: That is, by far, the scariest chair in a video game.
[Gavin screams]
Gavin: [laughing] I was looking at the cracked ceiling.
[Gavin screams then laughs]
Gavin: AH!
Michael: [yells] WHAT THE FUCK?
Gavin: It's on the chair! It's on the chair, Michael!
Michael: I-Is it?
Michael: Oh, it is! We got it! We got one!
Michael: It's the same fucking building!
Gavin: [wails] Alright, alright!
Gavin: I don't know which way to take. Michael: Why- why did it do that?
Gavin: Oh, tankers! Michael: Oh, there's one over here too!
Gavin: We're doing really well.
Michael: We're gonna do this. We can beat this, we can beat this.
Gavin: Ah, ah, AH!
Michael: Stop saying, 'ah'!
Michael: You're not even looking down like the fucking rows for this thing.
Gavin: 'Rose'? I don't see any roses.
[Michael sighs]
[Gavin and Michael scream]
Michael: OH, GAVIN! GAVIN YOU PUNCHED THE WHOLE KEYBOARD
Gavin: MY KNEE!
Michael: Here comes the black! [Referring to the shadow]
Michael: AH, WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?
Gavin: MICHAEL NO
[Gavin and Michael scream]
Michael: [yelling at Gavin] You stupid fucking idiot. You disconnected the mouse, you idiot!
Michael: [yelling] You fucking moron!
[Michael hits the table in frustration]
Gavin: My knee, I really banged it