LOL, LMFAO bro,
bruh, dude.
>> Famous intellectual, Jordan Peterson,
sharing his intellectualism with the world.
Well, that was a little snippet from a video that he put out yesterday,
titled, A Message to Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal.
Did I say that right?
>> Relatively.
>> Nailed it.
Now, why did he need to send out a strong message to the CEO of Twitter?
Well, Peterson was banned from the platform last June for
saying terrible things about Elliot Page, of course, dead naming him.
Peterson infamously said that he would rather die than delete the Tweet, okay?
And he did indeed delete the tweet a few days ago.
Peterson claimed that he had to do house cleaning on his Twitter account.
That's my- >> Of course, of course.
>> Yeah, now to save face, it's so good, it's so good.
>> [LAUGH] I would rather die.
I had to do house cleaning.
So, I mean, death after house cleaning, but that was a bigger priority.
Who believes this?
Really, you believe this?
>> So to save face, he posted a screenshot of the tweet that got him banned, and
then he got banned again.
>> [LAUGH] >> So we're gonna play some clips
from the video rant that Peterson put out as a result of all of this.
But let's just be very clear, Peterson is obviously addicted to Twitter.
That's point number one, he is addicted to Twitter.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, if I didn't do this job,
I would literally never be on Twitter.
I wouldn't have a Twitter account.
In fact, I have a Twitter account, I barely go on there because I hate everyone
on Twitter, and no, I'm not even kidding.
There is no political group that redeems itself on Twitter, okay?
The left, terrible.
The right, terrible.
Everyone's terrible on twitter.
That's the whole point. >> Establishment, worse.
>> They're all terrible.
>> [LAUGH] >> Doesn't matter,
whatever flavor of politics you're into, go on Twitter,
and it will dissuade you from supporting that flavor of politics.
Anyway, moving on.
So, let's get to the first clip.
This is where Peterson continued his obsession with Elliot Page and
his private parts.
Let's watch.
>> The tweet that brought about my suspension was one directed for
better or worse at the actress/actor Ellen,
now Elliot Page who I criticized along with his or her physician for
publicly trumpeting and publicizing the decision to have her
perfectly functional breasts removed in the attempt to switch sexes,
which decision was up to him or her and appropriately I at least, half suppose.
>> He just referred to perfectly functional breast,
you're perverted and weird, please stop.
Like it's so weird.
I hadn't seen that video until this moment.
This moment.
>> What? >> Is your wife okay with this?
>> He has a wife?
>> Does he? He has a wife, right?
>> I don't know. >> I think, I don't know, I thought did.
>> Was it an enforcement [CROSSTALK] [LAUGH].
>> Dude, if my husband was on camera, wearing that neon green shirt while
talking about some other person's functional breasts, I would divorce,
it's over, you're, you're humiliating me, I can't be with you anymore.
What is that?
>> [LAUGH] So, but guys, I'll never understand the right wing,
other than all of their phobias and fears manifested in the world.
And I think that pretty much explains it.
But why do you care?
>> Cuz he's a pervert, that's why, he's a pervert.
Let's keep it real.
Normal people don't think about other individuals' body parts like this.
They don't, they just don't.
Normal people don't, they've got other things to do.
It's creepy.
Am I the only one who thinks this is, anyone else think it's creepy?
>> Of course, it's creepy.
I mean, look, to be fair, it does happen sometimes in the real world.
Once I lost 60 pounds, and when I did, people were like,
you had a perfectly functional gut, and I'm obsessed, why did it go away?
Why did it go away?
I'm obsessed with your life, I want it back.
I wanna judge your life.
I wanna judge your body, and I wanna look at your body at all times and
then judge it afterwards.
Why do you guys care what other people do?
It's called freedom.
Look into it.
>> God. Okay,
then he went on a weird tangent about Saudi Arabia.
>> Can't wait.
>> Let's watch.
>> And Trump's team finalized the Abraham accords,
which could obviously have been expanded more recently to include the Saudis.
The Saudis, who work diligently in the background to
make that impossible peace with Israel a reality.
Who offer, at least, a comparatively desirable alternative to the Iranians.
And who might well have been willing to provide the emergency fossil fuel that
would have kept gasoline and heating and cooling prices down for Americans
at the pump and at home if their rulers hadn't been hectored on very dubious moral
grounds by the unwise actors constituting the current democrat administration.
>> Mohammed bin Salman ordered the assassination and
dismemberment of Jamal Khashoggi, who was a United States resident and
journalist at the Washington Post.
What is he talking about?
>> He said that Mohammed bin Salman, the rulers of Saudi Arabia,
had been hectored on dubious moral grounds.
>> Was it?
Was it dubious? >> Wait, wait, wait,
if chopping up a human being is not immoral, what is immoral?
>> Doing away with fully functional breasts, that's what's immoral.
>> Okay, y'all, yeah.
[CROSSTALK] >> Yeah, right.
>> You decided what to do with
your body and you having personal freedom, unacceptable evil,
where are the functional breasts?
Him chopping that dude up?
What are you making a big moral deal out of that for?
What are you hectoring the guy for?
>> He's more offended by a beautiful full figured model being on the cover of
Sports Illustrated because he's not attracted to her,
and he can't jerk off to her.
He's more offended by that than Jamal Khashoggi getting assassinated and
dismembered based on the orders of Mohammed bin Salman in Saudi Arabia.
Let that sink in for a second, he's a creep.
>> And guys, for God's sake, nothing he makes, makes sense,
nothing he says makes sense.
He's he said, well, that if the democrats hadn't
hectored Saudi rulers, we would have had a cheaper gas.
Well, under your logic, then if we hadn't hectored the Iranian rulers, we'd have
cheaper gas because the Iranians can give us the gas just as much as the Saudis can.
No, but the Iranians are worse.
Why are they worse?
Did they chop up someone?
Okay, look, I don't like the Iranian rulers, I don't like the Saudi rulers.
But why the Saudi rulers that are nearly identical are good guys, and
we're needlessly bothering them, but the Iranians are bad guys.
What are you talking about?
>> Or maybe since we produce the most oil and gas of any other country in the world,
maybe we nationalize those resources, so these corporations and fossil fuel
companies stopped exporting them outside the country to the highest bidder.
Has he considered that?
Probably not, no.
>> Or we can say we're going to keep a higher percentage of the profits
from our oil and our gas, which is under American soil.
No, no, no, no, those are beloved corporations.
What happened? I thought you were for the people?
No, of course you're for corporations, you're for American imperialism.
What was that thing about the impossible peace between Saudi Arabia and Israel.
What are you talking about?
Saudis and Israelis, their governments are both right wing and have been allies for
a long time behind the scenes.
You don't know that?
>> He knows.
>> He knows. >> Or maybe he doesn't, I don't know.
>> Who knows? He's a moron.
He's a moron that speaks with SAT words.
But since the right-wingers don't understand anything, they think the words
prove that he's smart, even though they're in the wrong order.
[LAUGH] They make no sense when you put them in a sentence.
>> By the way,
he is married just to circle back to that, I put a pin in it, circled back.
Tammy Peterson is the name of his wife.
But we have one more video, Cenk.
So let's go to that.
>> Great, cuz these are going really well.
>> Thank God.
Yeah, let's take a look at the last one.
The fact that you so casually enable that tiny minority of cowardly
anonymous people who have nothing better to do than cause trouble by generating and
promulgating the kind of derisive, contemptuous LOL, LMFAO,
bro, bruh, dude comments, that would get anyone who dared utter even
one of them in person to their targets immediately punched in that mocking,
cowardly, self-aggrandizing face means that your platform
represents a signal threat to the integrity of the discourse upon
which the stability of your country and the mental health of its youth depend.
>> Dude.
>> [LAUGH] Bruh.
Okay, so I tried to follow the logic.
You don't allow me, but you allow people who say bruh and LOL on Twitter,
and obviously, because of their face, they deserve to be punched.
>> Absolutely. >> That was this chain of logic.
And since we all want to commit physical violence against them, by the way I
shouldn't be banned, you're the one saying you want to commit physical violence.
No, but they're forcing me by saying bruh, okay,
hence your platform is a threat to discourse.
That's why I would like to be back on it.
What [LAUGH] bruh?
[LAUGH] >> You know what,
keep them coming Jordy, keep them coming, keep them coming.
>> Yeah, this is hilarious.
>> I mean, I have not been this entertained in a long time.
>> And for every right-winger out there, and it's almost all of them,
be like yeah how about Jordan Peterson?
How about, how about bruh?
>> Bruh, look first of all, he knows if you're trans you're mutilating yourself,
and it's unacceptable.
And if the Saudis are chopping you up in your arms and your legs,
that is not mutilation, that's awesome.
>> [LAUGH] >> Okay, and you should not hector them
with dubious moral complaints, bruh.
[LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] That's it, I mean,
what else can we add to that?
What else can we add to that?
But you know what, I am really appreciative of the fact that he's like
dipping his toe into like the vintage fashion world with that blazer,
do you boo.
>> [LAUGH] >> Do you boo.
>> [LAUGH] Are we not the fairest show in America?
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]