- Hey! - Hi.
Uh, I really don't know what to tell you, Rach, I really don't.
I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your
with your big work problem.
- What? - Yeah, Joey, she's, she's..
Rachel's got this really big work problem
and it is a head scratcher.
Wow, you know what, if we're gonna make dinner
we're gonna have to leave.
Yeah!
[door closes]
So you, uh, have a big work problem?
Yeah, it's, um..
Yeah, it's, uh..
[stammering] It's not. You know, it's nothing.
Oh! Okay.
So, uh, I think I'm gonna take off.
Yeah. No wait! Joey, no wait it is.
It's something. It's, it-it's, um..
It's my boss.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
And, um..
And my baby.
Yeah?
My boss wants to buy my baby!
What?
Oh my, oh my, God!
I know. I told you, it's a really big problem.
W-what he wants to buy your baby?
- Can you believe that? - That's crazy!
- That's what I told him! - O-okay..
- How did this even happen? - Well, I'll tell ya.
See, uh, my-my boss and, uh, and his wife
they-they can't have children.
So, um, and then when we were at the Christmas party..
And he got drunk, and he said to me
"Rachel, I wanna buy your baby."
Man!
When you said it was a problem
about your boss and the baby
I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Oh! Yeah!
Yeah that-that would've been a much simpler problem.
[instrumental music]
- Oh, hello. - Oh, it's you.
- I see you everywhere. - Mm-hmm.
I'm Jim, Jim Nelson.
Oh, Jim, Jim Nelson, I'm Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay.
We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.
We have, maybe we'll be seeing each other
at dinner tomorrow night.
Say around 8 o'clock?
Well, maybe we will.
Oh!
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Mona?
[chuckles]
[yelps]
[panting] Okay.
If I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?
[keys jingling]
I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Oh, it's okay.
(Mona) 'No, it's still wet. You know what?'
'Let me get it out before it sets.'
Oh, I have something you can wear.
- Here. - 'Oh, um..'
I-I don't know if I wanna wear a woman's shirt.
No-no, that, that's a man's shirt.
Awfully pink.
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Oh, my God, honey, we are so meant to be together.
Well, we both have copies of the "Annie" soundtrack.
Honey, both yours.
Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!
- Yeah! The work problem? - Oh, it was perfect!
I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.
What problem did you tell him you have?
Oh, that's-that's not important.
The point is, I really, I think everything's gonna be okay.
May I help you?
You think you can just buy my friend's baby?