*WAPOK*
TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YOU LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE!
And welcome to something called Real or Fake.
It's a website you can go to,
And it's going to show me a bunch of pictures
And I have to determine if the picture I'm looking at
Is a real picture someone took
Or a fake
That someone photo shopped in.
And I've seen some shops in my time
So I'll know a photo shop
I spend so much time in Photoshop making the thumbnails for all these videos all the time
That I'll know a second I see a photo shop
So let's do it let's uhhh start right
So first photo is this real or fake?
I am going to say...
That this is real
God you
Pick shitty photographs anyway look at all that artifacting going on. Real
Correct-a-mundo Yes
Off to a great start I should just end now 100% accuracy.
Umm...
Well that's fake.
Look at that cow he's standing out a mile!
Oh God I'd be embarrassed if that's actually real
is that fake?
Yeah! It's fake I fucking knew that was fake.
Real or fake?
Okay.
Uhhhm
Mr. Eagle, I love these eagles by the way
these are like some of my favorite birds.
Just because they look so majestic and evil all the time when there looking at you.
There is a reason eagle rhymes with evil.
Uhhm
This looks real dunnit it look real? I think it's real.
*chuckles*
A lot of you are out there going "FAKE FAKE REAL REAL FAKE!"
Uhh... Real. YES! Of course that was real.
This
Oh God landscapes are hard.
Because this looks like it would be fake.
Because there's like no shadows there and there is nothing really behind it
But that's the thing there's nothing behind it, real let's go with real.
AHHHH SUCK IT GAME!
Ohhh! Even though you're not really a gam- Well you kinda are a game.
I am gonna win. Hundred percent accuracy!
Four out of four! We have fifteen pictures to go through.
Real or fake? That's fake! Look at that fish.
That-that has to be fake. Is it real or fake?
Ta- Fake. Okay.
Yes! I knew it was.
Oh, god. This could easily be real...no it's not the proportions look a little weird.
Of the plane in there. That's fake!
Ohh that's a phony!
Hey, everyone! It's a big fat phony! Oh please be fake.
Yes!
Six out of six! Okay, that's real!
Of course that's real it's a cutie little owl dude!
Owls are also pretty damn lazy, and I love owls.
They're so cute to look at. The way their heads turn around like-
*trys to turn head backwards*
That's not actually an owl is it?
Are you an owl?
You look like an owl but your eye- yeah you're a real owl
Correct-a-mundo bro!
This also looks real. It's hard to tell as well..
because the frickin' photos are like really shit quality.
That and I had to kinda zoom in to see it properly for recording purposes.
Also sorry if this ends up looking stretched or somethin'
because it's playin in a little teeny tiny box.
Um, I'm gonna say that you're real even though these all look like septic-eyes all around ya
are you a septic peacock? A septic cock?
[Laughter]
A pea-peek dick? Real.
Yes! Eight for eight. Oh my god. I'm over halfway- that's fake.
I've seen this picture before and there was no bird in there before.
J'accuse! I accuse you of fakery mr. game! How do you plead?
That's what I fuckin' thought. Fake!
Aww look at the cutie puppy!
Oh god I wanna dog so bad!
I've re- Every time I go on reddit there's just gifs of dogs and cats being cute as all hell
and my little tiny heart. Me little Irish heart just beats for them.
I want one so bad. I want a dog more than a cat because, a-also I want to say that this is real
because it looks real and that dog looks so sad.
Why, Patches? Why?
Um, I wanna dog so badly because- I like cats as well but first off I'm slightly allergic to them.
Like if a cat scratches me it inflames up a lot.
and like their saliva makes me kinda like rash up and everything so..
Which sucks because I really like cats as well
and I get like all like clustered in my head and I get sneezey and everything so
I think I'm allergic to them.
Ah, but dogs I just- I wanna dog that's so happy to see me all the time
because cats get lazy. Cats get complacent they just sit there and they're like "Hello human,"
"Where's my food for the day?"
But dogs are always just like so yippie and happy to see you all the time, and I want one!
When we got a letter in our door
Recently in the apartments the landlord was like
Look at all these rules for the apartments
Because some people have been going around with pets recently
And they, they wanted the rules that was no pets allowed and there was an attachment to it. Saying like we've seen,
We've got a number of reports of people having pets around the complexion
And your not allowed them anymore
So now I can't even fucking get any
Well I can. *epic voice* It'll just be our secret
Real *chuckles* sorry I went of on a tandem there, this is also real
WHAT!
Oh I didn't see the people!
Oh fuck my life damn it all to hell
I didn't see the little people there in the background
Thisss lowww
That's real
Because the artifacting and everything all around it would be really hard to get it in a Photoshop
Unless you take the photos from someplace
The artifacting just looks horrible. Real imma say real
Doh! Gimme that real
Thaaaaaat
That, I hope that's real
Because that looks awesome look at the lightning in the background, I'm gonna have to say fake though
Yeah
*tsk*
Definitely fake, that is realness bro
Show me real have we got real show me real
What
Just cause the fucking clouds and everything were different I thought your were adding in stuff all the time
Not just changing slight compositions
Fuck it all to hell I'm done I'm finished
I don't even deserve chocolate anymore I didn't say that (banning jack from chocolate)
I didn't say that (banned jack from chocolate) okay
Aww :3 look at the little raccoon, raccoons are awesome as well cause they got little like fingers
They got little human hands, you know when you see them picking up the food then running away
They're so adorable. Real
YESsss
La- game over 13 out of 15
Real *giggles*
God can I go again
Can I just refresh the page and go again
Cause I want to, start
Okay I want to get a 100%, real
Yes
Fake
Imma get a 100% in this
I'm not dealing with that bullshit
Real can I remember them all out real yes
This now its a memory test
The first one was to see if I could see if they were or fake
But now its just a memory test to see which ones were fake
Fucking speed round
Speed round come on real yes
I'm getting it I'm- fake
Oh bird get out of here you little bitch
Real
Pupper
Uhhh fake
Yeah see this is bullshit
This was fake no one really could see the people in there because there were supposed to be people in there but they Photoshopped them out
Come on that was a bit of a shit one don't you think. That was
Real?
Yeah okay thank God. This was fake
Fakers
There's so many fakers online
Aaand real
There I did it 100% accuracy
I'm the greatest! only in hindsight
That should be my, my superhero name Captain Hindsight!
I can learn how to deal with every situation
After it's happened
Should hit the bad guy there
And then throw my boomerang over there. Aww boomerang you do come back
I've watched an Avatar recently like all three seasons blasting through them in about a week
Aww it's such a good show and had never seen it before. I've seen bits and pieces of it growing up
But I've seen the entire thing this time and I love it!
It so awesome and I wanna be an airbender
*jack airbends*
Anyway *chuckles*
That does it for the real or fake photo game. I thought it was actually gonna go on
a little bit longer than that but it was fun
I like these types of things where you just get in
try out something online umm
It's kinda like the Reddit fifty fifty thing, which I don't know if I'll do
I kinda want to do it I wanna do stuff like the Don't Cringe Challenge and Don't Laugh Challenge
and all those types of thing
But everybody else has already done a bunch of them already
And then if I do it everybody's gonna be like aw you saw them do it and blah blah
And that's a lot of bullshit I don't wanna deal with so
Maybe I'll do them regardless and just see if there fun, if there not fun
But anyway!
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS ONE IF YOU LIKED IT!
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS!
And *epic voice* High fives all around
WAPSH! WAPSH!
BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES IN THE NEXT VIDEO
*epic outro music made by Teknoaxe*
Ah ah oww
Hit my finger off my roof again
Cause there's slant with the roof here
There's a slant I can just touch it here
Even if though the roof is another like foot-and-half over that way
SON-OF-A-BITCH!