[overlapping chatter]
Are you kidding me?
I was in the middle of a take.
What are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm recording nursery rhymes very softly
and alternating microphones for kids with sensitive ears.
Ah, that's actually really sweet of you-
Shut your word hole.
Okay.
Now get out so I can record
my very quiet nursery rhymes in peace.
Be in my room.
Don't care where, just get quiet.
Speaking of leaving.
Oh. Yeah, we got to go.
You're going to Dystopia too?
Ah, no. I'm dropping these jerks off at the airport,
then Schwoz is going to helicopter me
into Florida State.
Hurricane Piper about to make landfall y'all.
Peace, and I can not stress this enough. Snitches.
Maybe I should have made her my sidekick.
She never would have taken the job.
[overlapping chatter]
Piper. Yeah, wait. What are- Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Well, I called my friends, but none of them wanted
to come to your nerd party.
So, I'm trashing the place
so that when Dad gets back, he'll think you threw one.
Can you call them back and tell them it's a cool party?
They know you. Won't work.
Hey, who's this? Your mom?
No, she's not my mom.
Your girlfriend?
I'll tell you who she is. She's y-
[screaming]
Okay, people, I'm camera ready.
Let's shoot this before the Puzzle
and Puppy Awareness Week is put to sleep.
Piper, you look beautiful.
Thanks. Great. I love you. How's the lighting?
I think it's okay.
You think? You think?!
Well, that's not good enough, Dad!
Piper, I'll speak to your father.
You go scream into your screaming pillow.
Fine!
[screaming]
After that, we'll start our on practice.
[groaning] Shut up!
Do bad guys always talk this much?
Uh, usually, yeah,
but most of the time people don't see this part.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry. What are- are we boring you
with this incredibly detailed explanation
of- of our ten year plan?
Yes. Zap us or let us go.
Uh, I vote no zapping.
Either way, just stop... talking.
We can- We can get some salads. Eating healthy feels good.
No.
Okay. You are going to hear our plan on streamlining
the billing process for medical insurance...
Oh, my God, I can't take this.
Roller queen! Ah!
What are- What are you doing?
I'm trying to kick the laser out of his hand.
It's not going to work.
Yes, it will.
I'm helping.
Hey. Did you know that there is a button
you can press on your keyboard
that lets you type without any sound?
Don't.
I don't believe you.
I'm serious. Let me show you.
Don't.
Okay.
[banging]
There. Now, no one will hear you type.
I'm sick of fighting the same criminals
over and over again. I'm bored.
- Try going on Rumbler. - Huh?
Try going on Rumbler.
- What's Rumbeler? - Nah, it's Rumbler.
- Yeah, it's Rumbler. - It's an app.
- It's called Rumbler. - It's an app.
I sometimes forget how old he is.
I don't.
♪ Henry has to clean up ♪
♪ Because he broke the [unintelligible] ♪
♪ Henry has to clean up ♪
Guess who's cleaning that up.
Not me. That's all I care about.
[laughing]
♪ Henry has to clean up ♪
♪ Because he broke [unintelligible] ♪
Ray, let's go.
Can I point out one problem with your plan?
[groaning] Oh, my God, Charlotte, what?
She's starting to fit in around here.
I was just going to point out
that even if you guys do come back with a bunch of trees,
they're just going to get eaten by your Yerban moths again.
Actually, Peeper and I collected
some Yerban moths from the woods.
While your guys are out getting trees,
we'll work on getting rid of the moths.
Yeah, Charlotte.
[loud rock music playing]
[honking]
Get out of the way!
[loud rock music playing]
[honking]
Yeah, but there's a lot of us, only one of him.
Wrong! There's two of him. Us. Shut up.
Come at me, bro.
Boys line up, girls sail on through.
You're good. Mm. You're good.
You're good. Wait. How's your arm? Broken?
No? Fine, get out of here.
- You're good. - Piper, what are you doing?
Checking boys for broken arms.
Oh. Uh. [stammering]
I know you're good. Get out of here.
Also, maybe change
that sweatshirt sometime, cowboy.
- Hey. - Bingo.
[shrieking] What the hack, man?
Piper? What are you doing here?
Feeling good, looking better.
No, I mean, why would Josh Moss invite you
to her Sweet 16?
I'm internet famous. I get invited to everything.
What are you two doing here in tuxedos?
Standing over an unconscious guy?
Uh.
- See, uh, we- - are-
- waiters. - Uh, what?
Yeah, we're waiters.
[groaning]
Yeah, we're just, uh, working the party.
[groaning]
Well, if you're working the party, then go waiter me up
a can of Cranberry Mango Fizzy Punch.
You know, I actually have a can of punch right here
in my pocket. Why don't you come over here?
- I'll give it to you. - No, no.
I'll- I'll get you the Mango Fizzy Punch.
[music playing]
How do I look?
No.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic, am I right?
So, is, uh, is there assign seating,
or should I just grab any open desk?
Uh, we don't have desks.
Right open workspace. Very modern.
Kind of a startup vibe. I like it.
Uh... you don't work here.
Hey, yo, Piper, phone call for you on line two.
- What? - Take a message.
You're the boss.
She's not the boss, I'm the boss!
And when did Junk-N-Stuff get a second phone line?
Oh, and also, you don't work here.
Oh. Well, that's too bad, because I heard
about a crime that just went down
at the Museum of Boring History.
- Oh, yeah? - What happened?
Someone stole the Swellview Declaration of Independence.
- Really? - Are you serious?
- We gotta do something. - Whoa, whoa, hold up.
We don't even know if it happened. Okay?
I'm not just gonna run off and start breaking teeth
because Patty Pantsuit here says so.
It's all over social media.
You guys don't follow juicy crimes and memes?
- I will now. - How do you spell juicy?
Uh, we don't get crime tips from meme accounts.
Well, let's at least hear what it says.
Burt broke in this morning.
Standard b and e except witnesses say
a guy in a mask grabbed the declaration,
turned himself into a pigeon,
and then disappeared in a puff of smoke.
But that's none of my business. Karma drinking a cup of tea.
I do need someone to go down to the tenth Man Cave
and get the shellgon crystals.
There are ten man caves?
One on top of the other.
It's like a Man Cave de leche cake.
What's a shellgon crystal?
Enough with the stupid questions.
Charlotte needs it. I'll go get it.
Does anyone else smell burnt hair?
Mom, what did I just say about stupid questions?
Hey, everybody, I just... I just want to say
that I've had a really good time with all of you.
Just making a puzzle and... connecting...
face to face like real people and... I don't know,
I just think that- [chuckles]
Hey, power's back on.
That means the internet's back.
What is the Wi Fi password?
I'll tell you the password.
One, two, question mark, at sign, get out of our house!
The internet's back! I don't want to talk to people,
so beat it and let me stare at my phone!
Hey, cargo pants.
Show us your wall. We want to take pics.
Okay, first of all, these are utility pants.
Second of all, you don't even have
enough followers to take a photo in front of the wall.
Uh, yeah, I do.
- Wait. What? - Yeah, what?
I've been hustling on Envy Graham
for the past 12 hours.
I spent all night last night taking pictures with puppies,
and saying things like self care is so important.
Self care is really important. It's really important.
Now, I got 10,000 followers.
So pop off that curtain and let's get Grammon.
You haven't given any of these villains a chance.
The last one's name was Bad Guy.
I'm not gonna match with anybody that can't come up
with a better name than that.
Yeah, okay, Captain Man.
What did you say?
Okay, okay, okay, more matches. More matches.
We're gonna do more matches. Let's do this one guy.
This guy right here, what you think of him?
Just stare into the barrel for me.
Dude.
What?
You can't wipe my sister's memory.
Yeah. I'm the only reason you got your memory back.
And you're also the only reason I got my memory wiped
- in the first place. - So we're even.
Don't you point your finger at me.
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm gonna wipe your memory.
No, you're not.
[arguing]
[beeping]
Ooh, what's that?
[beeping]
You got it?
You know what? Let's not overthink this.
Let's just walk through the door.
Why does it even need to be a big discussion?
Because we've been here for 45 minutes now,
and I still don't understand why you didn't leave
when I went to go get this white board.
You know what I think?
I think you have been blocking me
over and over again on purpose.
Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha?
Like for some reason
you don't want me to leave Junk-N-Stuff.
Why would I want that?!
You tell me!
Just walk. Walk with your feet.
Why are you and Henry both dressed like half a ghost?
Oh. [chuckles]
These are togas.
We were fighting the Time Jerker.
Yeah, chased him all the way to ancient Rome.
Ate some pretty good food there.
Nice.
We watched a bear fight a flock of turkeys.
Yes, we did. The turkeys actually won.
Wow.
Stumbled across some pretty good statues.
[groaning]
All right, you can all roll your eyes
and groan now,
but when the city of Swellview finally builds me
my own statue of Captain Man-
We will roll our eyes and groan harder.
Yes, yes.
Considering everything I've done for this city,
it's the least they could do for me.