(camera shutter)
- Don't really want to get into it, but I'm fine.
(notifications pinging) (laughing)
Well, this is the last thing I wanted.
- Implantation cannons, hospital selfies
and Peter, pull it out.
Today we're back at it, breaking down
and reacting to possibly offensive medical scenes
and over the top injuries from "Family Guy" number 19.
Let's dive right in.
- I'm gonna be a surrogate,
- But don't you need an egg?
- Jeffrey and Bruce already picked out an egg donor
from a website.
- Surrogacy.
It's a legal arrangement.
The pregnancy will grow inside the uterus
of this other individual,
and then once the baby's delivered, it's given to the couple
or the family that had this process started.
- You can just get hot eggs off the internet?
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
what, what, what, what, what website?
- There are different ways you can go
about fertilizing an egg.
I'm assuming there's a donor egg
and a donor sperm that might be fertilized elsewhere
and then just implanted versus surrogate eggs.
- Meg, this is serious.
Pregnancy is not something you do
for money or to keep a certain professional athlete
interested after he blocks your number.
(laughing)
- Oh man.
As an emergency medicine doctor, don't go down this road.
But if somebody were to come to the emergency department
that has any complications relating to pregnancy,
typically they come to the emergency department for bleeding
or pain and we're doing ultrasounds, blood work.
- Dang, no more sush for Meg for nine whole months.
- That's honestly what you're taking away from all this?
Well, yeah.
I'm still getting sush.
Anyone else for sush?
Dad?
Sush?
(laughing)
- Stewie's talking about sushi.
Because sushi is raw fish,
it increases the risk of microorganisms
like bacterias and parasites.
There's a lot of foods out there that they do suggest to try
to avoid to reduce any risk.
- It's on the bad food list you gave me.
- Oh, this is embarrassing.
We wore the same thing.
Let it be noted that I was the one to change this time.
- I highly recommend not going into the hospital barefoot.
Yes, they do a good job of cleaning it and sanitizing it,
but it's a high concentration of germs, so you need
to just make sure that you're not increasing that
or taking it with you, so to speak.
- The fertilization of the hella more
attractive egg was a success.
- Brucey, we did it.
- Yeah, so now we just have to implant
that very hot embryo into Meg's body.
- Is this gonna hurt? - Not at all.
Nurse, wheel in the implantation cannon.
(laughing)
- What?
Dr. Hartman behaving as an OBGYN.
Now he's a family medicine doctor.
I believe they can do these types
of potential procedures if they're trained that way,
but I would recommend going to an OBGYN
that specializes in fertility medicine.
- You guys are gonna love this thing.
A clown died in there, but I think we got 'em all out.
- I have delivered many babies.
When I'm delivering a baby,
it's due to the fact that it's an emergency
and the baby's trying to come out and see the world ASAP.
- See world.
- Oh, awesome.
Look over there. You can take a selfie in a hospital bed
to get social media attention.
- Come on.
A long time ago when they didn't really
understand the effects of cell phones, you weren't allowed
to have cell phones in certain areas.
Nowadays they've found
that cell phone signal doesn't necessarily interrupt
the machines that we use at the hospital.
So that's relatively okay.
(camera shutter)
- Don't really want to get into it, but I'm fine.
(notifications pinging) (laughing)
Well, this is the last thing I wanted.
- I definitely see people who do come
to the emergency department, take lots of photos in there.
As long as you're not taking photos of the staff
and equipment and you have permission,
I don't see a big problem with it,
but it has to be done under the right circumstances.
You can't be taking photos of other people.
- Well, from this day forward,
I, Peter Griffin, will never drink again.
- Nice, Peter Griffin.
- Nice.
Talking about alcohol, it's a legal substance.
We know alcohol affect your liver.
There's really not any benefit to alcohol.
We used to learn that it might be have antioxidants relating
to red wine,
but you have to drink a lot of red wine to get the benefits
of the antioxidants.
- Look, doing (beep) is not the way to stop drinking.
You need to get to the heart of why you feel the need
to drink in the first place.
- A lot of people have addictive personalities.
They may find that they get addicted one thing
and everything else is good, but then when they stopped
that addiction, they still have this impulse that they have
to have something, and so they switch different addictions.
- Hey Peter, just thought I'd check on you.
Oh my God.
- Government came and took my baby.
- Have people come to the emergency department
where they look like they're tripping like Peter is?
Yes. - Yes.
- For multiple different reasons,
people can have acute psychosis
for not just medical reasons, psychiatric reasons,
but also substance abuse reasons.
- All right, let's see what we have here.
Aw, the baby's crowning.
(grunting)
- If the baby is being delivered,
typically you're actually in a sterile gown
and sterile gloves,
and when they described that the baby is crowning,
that means you're starting to see the head
of the baby come out.
- Well, these don't feel like gloves at all.
- There's a biohazard. - Feel like used needles.
- Yep, oh my gosh.
He's gonna come out with a handful of needles.
You don't have the biohazard needle bin there.
It's got specific devices
to prevent your hand from going in,
from needles and anything sharp coming back out.
- Maybe if I dig deeper. - Ah.
- It just feels like more needles.
Well, that's the craziest thing.
Oh, now I'm sure this isn't the glove drawer.
- Oh my gosh.
There's no way to know what type of exposure this is.
You need to go down the route of,
do you put somebody on medications
to prevent any transmission of viral illnesses?
Potentially, yes.
- Oh my god.
Who's gonna deliver my baby?
- Honey, do something.
(laughing)
- They're just gonna leave Dr. Hartman on the ground,
most likely passed out.
Most of the time,
delivering babies is quite simple.
- It's easy, you just catch.
- Sometimes there are complications,
very anxiety provoking, a lot of adrenaline going around,
but they just make their way out.
- Yeah, no baby, but it looks like Carol's
blowing a bubble. - Peter, that's the head.
(laughing)
- Some babies come out bald.
Some babies come out with a full head of hair.
So it just depends.
- Oh my God. - What?
What?
- It's a beautiful baby girl.
Oh, a baby girl.
I'm so happy.
- But she has a penis.
Well, we'll have to do something about that.
- Peter, no, it's a boy. - Oh.
- The baby doesn't come out so clean.
- ♪ So fresh and so clean ♪
- It's got a lot of white material all over.
You gotta clean out the airway.
You gotta warm the baby
because the baby now just came out into the
cold air and it's gonna be freezing.
And then you give the baby back to the mother.
- Hey, Peter. - Yeah?
- Pillow fight. - Ow, you bastard.
- Okay, who's had a pillow fight?
Everybody's had a pillow fight.
Just gotta be careful not
to actually like literally hurt yourselves.
There's a lot of trauma can happen.
(everyone giggling)
(everyone grunting)
(laughing)
That escalated fast.
- That escalated quickly.
- Anybody have any of those friends out there?
You do something where you might have hurt them on accident
and then they hurt you like 10 times more.
Let me know they comments.
(everyone grunting)
You got the black eye there.
Usually you can have a black eye at the top here,
but then the blood will actually seep
down and get down low here.
A lot of different things can cause it,
but it typically seeps down just below the eye just
'cause of the gravitational pull, so to speak.
Oh, now we started vomiting.
The thing you think of as a doc outside of alcohol,
maybe consumption, traumatic head injury.
Intracranial pressure.
- ♪ Pressure ♪
(everyone grunting)
- Ah. - Oh my god. Sorry, Lois.
- Oh, even Lois has got a bloody nose.
Ouch.
Bloody nose, grab it, lean forward,
get the bleeding to stop.
- Peter, what is our infant son doing up on the roof?
- [Stewie] There's a raccoon up here.
- Kids definitely should not be on the roof,
especially Stewie, who's an infant.
You should make sure that you lock any access to roofs.
If Stewie were to fall off a roof,
that is very high compared to his height, which would lead
to a major trauma.
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