- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it.
- Next topic is cars.
- [Audience] And kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ Since we got cars in your clips? I'm not mad at you ♪
♪ You are a Dodge because you are my Challenger ♪
♪ You mentioned Challenger? Con, I am plenty ♪
♪ I'm good everywhere in the hood like a hemi ♪
♪ Hood like a hemi? I'm too hot to handle ♪
♪ Doctors will wrap up your head like you Rambo ♪
♪ You two fat to God rest in peace like a candle ♪
♪ Show up and go up like doors on the Lambo ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ Lambo and won your garage ♪
♪ When it comes to these whips ♪
♪ I'm the best with the bars ♪
♪ Look at your size. I mean who really are ♪
♪ You are four foot eleven. Too small to drive cars ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
- [DJ D-Wrek] Next word is sneakers.
- [Audience] And Kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Look.
♪ Yes. I buy sneakers. I feel they important ♪
♪ I love them but boy what is wrong with them Jordans ♪
♪ Wrong with them Jordans? You need you some sneakers ♪
♪ I bet when you walk? Your knees run ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it. Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ I'm about to go. Got the sneakers. You feel it ♪
♪ know when they come. To the kicks? I'm the illest ♪
♪ Boy? I don't know what you're talking about, Willis ♪
♪ Boy? Your shoes ♪
♪ I bet they lean ♪
♪ yo toe be hanging out ♪
♪ Like (bleep) you mean ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- The word is prison.
- All right.
♪ Talking 'bout prison ♪
♪ You know that I'm dope ♪
♪ If you get locked up? Bet you dropping the soap ♪
♪ Dropping the soap? First of all pause ♪
♪ You get locked up? Cellmate washing your drawers ♪
♪ Watching my drawers? Just to say pause ♪
♪ What I look like if we fight down a hall ♪
♪ Fight down a hall? I'll be in the yard ♪
♪ I got sent to the hole 'cause I knocked out a guard ♪
♪ Knocked out the guard. I'm not no punk ♪
♪ I walk in your cell like I want the top bunk ♪
♪ First of all, What? Gotta be kidding me ♪
♪ Don't be hating 'cause your mama makes sure she visit me ♪
(audience laughs)
- I'm a punch my mother in the face.
(bell dings)
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it.
- The word is army.
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ Talk 'bout the army? Con, stay in your place ♪
♪ I talked to your girl and she all about face ♪
♪ She all about face. But yeah, I don't like it ♪
♪ Your girl like the captain. She talk to the private ♪
♪ Talk to the private Con, you still barking ♪
♪ If you the private I guess the drill sergeant ♪
♪ You the drill sergeant. But did I mention ♪
♪ your girl make my soldier stand at attention ♪
♪ Stand at attention? I'm all in her (bleep) ♪
♪ I push up and pull out. She jump to salute me ♪
♪ Think that you Luci? Yeah I just heard me ♪
♪ You whack boy. You fat boy. Now drop. Give me 30 ♪
(audience cheers)
- [Castmate] Ooh.
(bell dings)
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- All right. Your word is prodigy.
♪ Harlem, You copy me? New York? It gotta be ♪
♪ shout out to Queens and rest in peace Prodigy ♪
♪ Rest and peace Prod... My storm is not quiet ♪
♪ I'm scared for your health ♪
♪ You should go on a diet ♪
♪ He said a diet ♪
♪ I'ma eat cabbage and after I eat I'm gonna bring Havoc ♪
♪ Okay. Cabbage ♪
♪ Yeah. That's cool, son ♪
♪ But if you jump ♪
♪ This building would be a shook one ♪
(laughter)
- Kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it.
- Your word is jungle gym.
♪ I'm in the playground from AM to PM ♪
♪ I jump out the park and I slide in your dm ♪
♪ You slide in my dms ♪
♪ What is you thinking ♪
♪ I see a cute girl and I get to swinging ♪
♪ Y'all get to swinging. Y'all get to swinging ♪
♪ Come through the block and I just start to bring it ♪
♪ You will go monkey. I seen that before ♪
♪ I'm up and down down on the pole like a seasaw ♪
♪ You on the pole like a seasaw. You can't stop ♪
♪ I will knock the ♪
♪ Dust off that sandbox ♪
♪ Off of my sandbox. I hope you go down ♪
♪ 'cause I wanna ride in that merry go round ♪
- [Audience] Pick up and Kill it and Kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- The topic is candy.
- [Audience] And kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ Chico? You hater ♪
♪ You know that I'm greater ♪
♪ Your girl says she want me now and later ♪
♪ Now and later, but your rounds are little ♪
♪ You look like you ate six pounds of Skittles ♪
♪ Six pounds of Skittles ♪
♪ That's how we get it in ♪
♪ Don't his head look just like a brown M&M ♪
♪ Brown M&M ♪
♪ But my rhymes are bigger ♪
♪ You went to church and prayed for a Snicker ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it.
- The topic is Wild N' Out girls.
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ The Wild N' Out girls. They are so fly ♪
♪ In the green room I got them all high ♪
♪ Wild N' Out girls? We gotta thank Nick ♪
♪ But, man, it's so hard to think one he ain't hit ♪
♪ One he ain't hit? Man that's too easy ♪
♪ I want that one there. Her lips is so greasy ♪
♪ My lips is so greasy. You gotta be kiddin' me ♪
♪ Which one you want though ♪
♪ Jasmine or Brittany ♪
♪ Jasmine or Brittany. Man, that's so crazy ♪
♪ I be like DC, have a Wild N' Out baby ♪
♪ Hold on ♪
♪ Stop. That there was crazy ♪
Be like DC. Have a Wild N' Out baby
(laughter)
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is yo momma joke.
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ E-Man? Shut up. Show some respect ♪
♪ 'Cause your mother look like the donkey on Shrek ♪
♪ Donkey like Shrek? Fat boy? Don't do it ♪
♪ Your mother is built ♪
♪ Just like a Buick ♪
♪ Built like a Buick ♪
♪ She's Thick and need swerving ♪
♪ Your mother look like Nick with no turban ♪
♪ Mama jokes ♪
♪ Why even bother? You know who your mom look like ♪
♪ Your father ♪
♪ Fat boy ♪
- [Audience] Kill it and kill it and kill it.
The topic Is catfish.
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ You are a catfish and that is a fact ♪
♪ You lied to me, girl, and said your was fat ♪
♪ Yeah I got ass. You know I got plenty ♪
♪ But (bleep) you lied. You said you were skinny ♪
♪ If you wasn't lying, I'll be your fiance ♪
♪ What happened to you? You don't look like Beyonce ♪
♪ Look like Beyonce? Boy you so fake ♪
♪ You lied my face and said you look like Drake ♪
♪ Look at my face. I do look like Drake ♪
♪ If he ain't stink and gain hella weight ♪
(audience laughs)
- [Castmate] Ha-ha.
(bell dings)
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it
- Topic is grocery shopping.
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Yo.
♪ Charlie Clips, my G, here go a healthy tip ♪
♪ on grocery trips? You should buy more than bags of chips ♪
♪ Back up, Chico. Tell me what the hell he mean ♪
♪ His name is Chico. His head look like a jelly bean ♪
♪ Jelly Bean? You know that there is not a fact ♪
♪ But you is so fat cause all you like to buy is snacks ♪
♪ That's a fact. I do like to buy a snack ♪
♪ But look at your team. They look like they purchase crack ♪
♪ Purchase crack? No we don't deal with that no more ♪
♪ But you don't ever buy no veggies from the grocery store ♪
♪ I don't ever buy no veggies? Well, that point is not valid ♪
♪ 'Cause you can ask your girl how I always toss her salad ♪
♪ Toss her salad? That's what you be doing ♪
♪ No wonder why your breath smell like is boo booing ♪
- [Castmate] Kill it, kill it and kill it.
- [Castmate] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it.
- Your topic is body types.
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- All right.
♪ Speaking the body types. Boy? I got plenty ♪
♪ Fat dudes is in. It's over for skinny ♪
♪ It's over for skinny? The disrespect ♪
♪ You do not exercise. You just run out of breath ♪
♪ I run out the breath? You need to stop ♪
♪ See, we eat the food and we eat the box ♪
♪ You eat the box? Your girl said you lacking ♪
♪ She lift up your stomach to see if you packing ♪
♪ See if I'm packing? Boy I don't care ♪
♪ I'm not just fat here. I'm big everywhere ♪
♪ Boy, you big everywhere? You need to stop ♪
♪ 'Cause he called me skinny. His (bleep) know it's not ♪
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is stunting.
- [Audience] Kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ I pick up and kill it. Y'all know how I ♪
♪ Hold up. Clips know the party don't start 'til I show up ♪
♪ Diamonds and watches it look like ♪
♪ Man, So what? My pocket's on big Knight ♪
♪ That mean that they swole up ♪
♪ I don't just spit, man. I'm sick so I ♪
♪ Throw up. I got a Lambo. You know that the door up ♪
♪ It's so many women in here ♪
♪ No hit. What's the hole up? Like shorty right here ♪
♪ You so bad? Man, you ♪
♪ So tough. You can come back To my crib ♪
♪ And I'll go nuts ♪
♪ Women in here pick some more for the both us ♪
♪ Like shorty right here ♪
♪ You know i'mma drill her ♪
♪ I call her, she pick up ♪
♪ You know I'mma kill her ♪
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is impersonation.
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ You do impressions. That there is crazy ♪
♪ If you that good? Than sound like Jay-Z ♪
♪ I'm a do Jay-Z. You do Beyonce ♪
♪ Take this ring and you can be my fiance ♪
♪ Man, I'm won't lie. That there is crispy ♪
♪ But if you that good? Than sound like 50 ♪
♪ I'm a do 50. Yeah, I devour. (bleep) you Nick Cannon ♪
♪ You can't be on Power ♪
♪ Damn, boy, you good. You probably could be me ♪
♪ But since it's Atlanta, sound like DC ♪
(screams)
- (bleep) you mean, boy? Ugly ass boy. Ugly ass boy.
Get your ass up here, boy.
(screams)
(bleep) you mean?
(bell dings)
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is battle of the sexes.
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ Justina? You crazy. Your team is shook ♪
♪ Half of your teammates can't even cook ♪
♪ Said we can't cook ♪
♪ Boy stop ♪
♪ You eating good when you gobble this box ♪
♪ I gobbled the box? Now that's just crazy ♪
♪ Y'all good for two things. Complaining and babies ♪
♪ Complaining and babies? You hate it ♪
♪ We just get babies. You don't create it ♪
♪ Said we don't want them but that ain't true ♪
♪ We just don't want 'em when they come from you ♪
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is New York slang.
♪ Okay, word to my mother. These ain't Timbs ♪
♪ This is butters. I call you my son ♪
♪ 'Cause you shine like no other ♪
♪ I shine like no other 'cause the world not used to me ♪
♪ Chico wild funny. Your jokes mad stupid, B ♪
♪ You say I'm stupid. You know how this goes ♪
♪ You really need to lose weight and I'm dead ass, bro ♪
♪ Oh, you dead bro? Well, what's under that hat ♪
♪ got a mind like Megamind and (bleep) that's a fact ♪
♪ You say that's fact, but you suss. I don't trust you ♪
♪ Say that there again and I just might have to snuff you ♪
♪ Hey Jeulz. Let him know we always make new words ♪
♪ like, like like, like, like, like you heard ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Like, like, like, like you heard ♪
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it.
- Your topic is fat people problems.
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
♪ Hey yo Big Mac, what you trying to do ♪
♪ I run outta breath just from tying my shoe ♪
♪ Tying your shoes? Man, I love to eat ♪
♪ I don't know what shoes I'm wearing ♪
♪ I can't see my feet ♪
♪ You can't see your feet? Well you need some reps ♪
♪ It feel like I'm dying when I take the steps ♪
♪ You take the steps? bro, you is a fool ♪
♪ The way that I sweat? I jumped in a pool ♪
♪ You jumped in the pool? I'm sweating right now ♪
♪ I handle my problems at Golden Corral ♪
♪ Golden Corral. All right. Bet ♪
♪ When I drop stuff it sounds like ♪
♪ Ehhhhhhhhhhhh ♪
- [Castmates] Pick up and kill it and kill it.