(beeping)
(soft music) (beep getting higher-pitched)
- The world feels bigger than ever before.
With APPY, find your place.
Explore every emotion, every feeling when you want to.
(Cassie laughing hysterically)
(Cassie breathing heavily)
(soft music)
- Can I interest you in a complimentary spritz?
- Yes, actually, no, I-
(aerosol can sprays)
- Today's scent is prickly pear and petrichor.
(soft instrumental music)
- [Receptionist] Cassiopeia Trent!
- Are you sure your interview is today?
There's still no Cassiopeia Trent anywhere in our system.
- Okay. Can you please call Lauren?
- Lauren's in a meeting.
- She's my aunt, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
- Just take a seat! I'll call you when she's out.
(soft instrumental music)
(bright tones playing)
- Good afternoon, Cassie.
Welcome back to the APPY beta test.
Control your emotions, control your destiny.
(bright tones playing)
We have now synced with the APPY ear piece.
Enjoy the ride.
(bright tones playing)
(soft instrumental music)
(electronic button bings)
(calm instrumental music)
(Cassie sighs)
- Cassie! I'm so sorry!
I totally forgot to put you on the schedule.
Why didn't you call me?
You're looking great.
I haven't seen you since the, the funeral.
I miss him too.
- I really appreciate you setting this up.
This is the last place in Oregon that hasn't seen my resume.
- Of course, Cass, we're family.
Anyways, I think we're okay.
I had a quick chat with the team
and they have a 30 minute break right now.
It'll be quick, but you're good to go.
- You know, if this doesn't work out,
I'll be living in a sleep pod
eating unflavored algae bars for the rest of my life.
- Um, Cass, are you sure you're okay to do this?
We can always reschedule.
(suspenseful music)
(electronic button bings)
- Whoo! - Whoa.
- Absolutely. I'm ready.
(upbeat jazzy music)
- You must be Cassie, nice to meet you.
- Same here.
- I'm Matthew, CEO.
This is Jared, our chief of technology.
He's the brains behind the whole operation.
And Tiffany, our head of sales.
- Let's get started, shall we?
We don't have much time.
- [Cassie] Let's.
(electronic button bings)
Can I just start out by saying
this place feels like the future?
I mean, seriously, what year is this?
(Jared laughing)
- Oh, we worked hard on the design here.
I'm really inspired by Norman Foster.
We wanted to give it a very Logan's Run sort of feel and-
(Tiffany clears her throat loudly)
Right, I am glad you liked it.
So Cassie, tell us why you're interested
in working for Orange.
(electronic button bings)
(Cassie sighs)
- Growing up, my father raised me
to be someone who thinks outside of the box.
He was an astronomer.
We'd spend a lot of nights gazing up at the stars
wondering what's next for humanity?
Scent-based messaging is one
of the great innovations of this century.
Orange is the future.
There's nowhere else I'd rather work.
- I appreciate your passion.
- Well, usually we have candidates
with quite a bit more experience than you.
This would be a big leap up the ladder.
(electronic button bings)
- I know my resume might not show it,
but I'm ready for the leap.
- Well, speaking of resume, it says here you've been working
in the service industry for the past few years.
How do you think that'll help you
sell or market our product?
(electronic button bings)
(electronic glitching and grinding)
- Thank you so much for using our app.
You have reached your allotted
emotional shifts for the hour.
(alarm bells sounding) Do not continue.
(sad instrumental music)
- I received top marks as an analytics major
and I've been waiting for the opportunity
to put those abilities to work.
Yes, I've been working as a barista
but in my time at that company,
I added value well beyond making coffees.
I helped develop an AI interface that recognizes regulars
and automatically makes their specific drinks for them.
- Wow.
That's very impressive, Cassie.
- Now, for the stereotypical question to close this out.
What's your biggest weakness?
(electronic button bings) (electronic glitching)
- Sorry, one second. (layered electronic voices)
- What have you done? (electronic glitching)
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Is everything all right?
(electronic beep) (electronic whistling)
- I imagine that you've had to work incredibly hard
and sacrifice so much to get to where you are now.
You have paved a path for so many other women.
And I want you to know that I respect you.
I respect you.
(Cassie breathing heavily)
(electronic click) (electronic whirring)
And if we're talking biggest weakness,
I do feel like a lazy sack of shit most days.
- We really don't need to know all of that.
- I find you attractive,
and your attractiveness is making me nervous and sweaty.
(Jared chuckles nervously)
- Cassie, are you okay?
(electronic click) (electronic whirring)
- What do you care?
You're basically an essential oil scam artist.
- Ms. Trent!
(electronic click) (electronic whirring)
- Okay, hi. What are you guys writing?
Are you guys gonna hire me?
I am just, um.
- Thank you so much for your time.
(dramatic music) (electronic whirring)
- I've thoroughly enjoyed this! Hah!
- I think you should go home now.
(suspenseful music)
- Oh, Cassie! How'd it go?
(electronic beep) (electronic whirring)
(Cassie giggles)
- My dead dad would be so disappointed in me.
(Cassie laughs)
- Cass, what's going on?
(electronic beep) (electronic whirring)
- I need you to help me get this thing off me.
Please get this thing off of me.
Please, please, please!
- I need you to talk with me.
- What is happening right now?
Talk to me!
(Cassie groans) (electronic glitching)
This stupid app I ordered online.
They said I was the perfect tester.
It was supposed to help, but it lost me the job.
And now I'm not gonna have any way
to make any money and I'm gonna be homeless!
And I just need to get this thing off of me!
Help me get this thing off of me!
(glass shattering) (women gasping)
(Cassie yelling)
- Slow down! Let me help you!
(suspenseful music fades)
(electronic beeping and glitching)
(slow ticking)
(calm music)
- Okay.
(Cassie breathing deeply)
(Cassie laughing)
(Cassie laughing hysterically)
(electronic grinding)
(calm upbeat music)
- No more hard feelings.
Make emotion effortless with APPY.
(calm jazzy music)
From the heights of happiness,
to the depths of introspection, chart your own journey.
♪ If it's too good to be true ♪
♪ Is it just an old blue fairytale ♪
APPY places every feeling at your fingertips.
(electronic glitching)
(calm jazzy music)
♪ Why be sad when you can be APPY ♪
♪ Could take a backseat ♪
♪ Be funny, sincere, conquered and it's clear ♪
♪ Let APPY take care of you ♪