hello up in what the flick I'm Christie this is Alonzo
and he's gonna try to explain to you wet
the mortal instruments: City opponent is about really f---ing complicated it
it doesn't tell us Lily Collins stars as the special is girl in the world because
three
is the inheritor uva rays solve shadow
hunters who are maybe behalf
angel and they battle demyans am her mom is in keeping it a secret but then her
mom gets attacked by these guys who won this cup that the mother is hidden
from Jonathan Rhys Meyers so does suddenly Lily Collins is rescued by this
blonde
guy who kinda looks like a cat and today
motorcycle around together and she finds this whole secret hidden New York with
the big cathedral where
other shadow hunters and Jared Harris live and
her human boy a friend who is into her but she's not so into him
tags along and they fight I didn't work
buckling
everything you've heard
what I see you know ask
you wouldn't believe me fertility about monster sounds
aikman's gonna know you can't come home you understand you don't come home
legends miss better on campus
contest
stories true
there's a map center
you the key to us fight
since the city plans
the write a memo cycles without helmets yeah the wind in their hair
in the totally fake eat kept Canadian New York
how we talked last week about the about kick ass to having the fakest new
yorkers like this is so Montreal
I mean you know you cover up the signs were center is spelled C entrée
believes you now I yeah this movie
it is such a kind and lazy half-baked pastiche
I love a the Harry Potter Twilight Harry Potter Little Star Wars thrown in the
whole
father issues are looking at is obviously that is true
yeah I never said you were saying that to each other than a movie theater
I it is it based on this is a series of novels by women in Cassandra Clare who
is is barely the pen name the woman who's right for the whole reporter
yeah I know she totally cashed in on this whole yaaa think
for all your real I don't remember and its it on your wiki page
okay I this movie its again you know and and and and and our our good friend
Lillian Biondi said on Facebook
yes it borrows from Harry Potter and Twilight in all the slasher films borrow
from Halloween and Friday 13th get over it I said well
it's not the theft it's what you do with the stolen goods 5 yes there are only so
many stories and you can rip stop off but boy do something with what you've
ripped off his
this is it I incomprehensible half the time I got was never clear what the cup
does or whenever the cut do when you when you
prick yourself in their hand or something you pour your blood into the
cup
it makes the universe implode or something lol it's better to live a very
good I'm sure people who read the books like oatmeal course the help of my get
well great I'm sure the books explain that much better than this film does
also these two hours and 10 minutes long it really feels
complicated a yeah and if we shouldn't be confused with these that long
they should be able to you know I'm here yeah it's written by heralds the war to
give us
Pink Panther 2 and among others and and a
the remake of The Karate Kid bouquet and I think we did really well sadly enough
yeah I now saw like this then any they've and and here's the thing up all
these
like franchises you know based on a series of books movies that you would
want to see the second one like we're never gonna see the follow-up to The
Golden Compass
you when I like he wasn't I do I like that yeah I love the book so you know we
liked we had a good time a beautiful creatures that
second movies ever gonna get made they are already making Mortal Instruments
City ration so we're going to sit through this again next year
it definitely does set that up at the very earliest she is
responding to what is clearly her calling right on that I kinda liked
the androgynous Lee pretty cat like blind guy
he getting a little snack the we he saw my name is OK I mean I i gather the name
is Jamie Campbell Bower I believe in
as you point out I liked it yeah he's a he's a veteran of both the Harry Potter
and Twilight franchise I like him
as young Edward de Vere in the crazy anonymous that Shakespeare movie that
the
the Roland Emmerich made I mean this week throws at you
where wolf motorcycle gangs and here warlock said mister did
let you know like leather miniskirt a demon hunters like this should be more
fun in that Asia Asian Games short sure
we are you with your car accident why I were a lot have proclaimed
yeah I don't know who I love my favorite line I
know there's a moment where Jonathan Rhys Meyers like very significantly
turns a signet ring upside down the right up
when you thought was a WSN have much rather better teams exactly and I like
to lie that I thought boy this entire movie had been this ridiculous
I would be telling everybody to go see it but it's boring yeah
I own a house possible for Jonathan Rhys Meyers to be boring
at all I this Lee always dangerous and careered about him even he can't do
anything with you know
load in Philly and yeah Leah Lily Collins in her eyebrows
though damn she's she's a star is your only that but you know that she's
his asked to do a lot physically enters it being in in payroll hmm
but she still needs all the guys in her love triangle merely
yeah well she's still learning her think she's everybody's got these dumb room
tattoos
including distract including bach it turns out to be learned well yeah I was
kinda clever little detail that the I did like pop music that tormented the
team they were there are also in it
I gave it a 2.7 I mean there's the there is there's a certain flash to it but
is the behind you know me maybe I i'm sure the books are more fun than this
they would have to be worked on ice
I'm not sure I give it a3 I'm I had some fun here in there a couple of a line
here and there and I like the
the way the androgynous cat liked it so I was at the 2.8 for us
it has a 17 percent yeah
pass stairway oh yeah it down welcome to late August thanks button