Top of the mornin' to ya laddies my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called Inch by Inch.
Now, I know what your thinking
No, this is not a sexual education game. It's not something got to do with penises
It's a game where we play as a sexy scientist
and we do something in our lab that makes us get smaller and smaller and smaller until we're an
infinitesimal speck in the cosmic universe and our self-esteem is just as low
Think hmm play with tutorial. Yes, I think so. I won't do a sandbox mode because that would just not be playing the game
Set a difficulty
scientist
Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab. So yeah, sure. Why not? Let's play. Let's see what happens
A New day at the lab. Let's get started. Okay. I have a bioreactor
what I need now is
Ignatium. Luckily, there are some of my desk. Let's pick it up. Oh how convenient mr. Scientist
I know what you're really up to
Looking for a recipe or a formula and just search for hints on notepads or clip boards
You can sometimes find those in drawers too
I'd like to think that the scientists actually wrote this on his board that he-he got it. He was like my I'm so forgetful
What e equals MC what again MC Hammer?
Yes, just like okay if you need notes
Just look on your desk or on clipboards or I'm gonna just wrote the notes on the board. Whatever I'm being pedantic
Well
Time for some science. I picked that up with my science grabbers
Okay, what do we do? Let's put this ignatium in the destillator.
Okay, you're just making up words now to try and make it sound sciency let's put the ignatius
Mingi no in the trumpido
Okay, put it in. There we go. This machine needs two ingredients. So let's get some water. I'll put it in the destillator, too
Okay, that's what I call my penis the destillator
I don't know. Oh great now I got a pee
All right, put the water in blue plus red
Ooh, we're gonna make a purple drank. All I need to do now is turn to destillator on ignatium, plus water equals
explodium
That's not a real element, mr. Scientist
Okay, how do, how do I turn it on? I don't need the notes. I did the thing already. activate
*happy gasp* I did make purple drank
Sweet voila, ignatium plus I-I know I read the note a second ago. All right, let's pick up the explodium. Now don't
Drop the explodium. If you drop the explodium, do you know what you get missing legsium
Ok, put it in the bioreactor
The bioreactor only takes a single ingredient but also requires a code to be programmed
Well as I said lucky for me
I've been spending a lot of time in my mano scale lab I wrote down the code and put it into one of the drawers
I just can't remember which one
fuckin forgetful brains
Well, then guess I'll have to search the drawers for the clipboard or the formula. I guess we shall
What is this? Amnesia the Dark Descent?
No
No, I can't open the top drawers. Apparently. Those are glued shut.
Aha! Found it!
explodeium plus 7283 equals
xanolium
There it is. This is the formula for the correct code. All I have to do now is enter the code
into the bioreactors keypad the code is 7283
That's a sick song let's make a song
Human music I like it
Doesn't sound good perfect. It works. Let's wait for a moment
Okay, I must stand back from the explodeium when it's making noiseium because that's not good, xanolium!
I used to know a Peters xanolium. All I need to do now is put it in the microwave and turn it on
That seems bad putting something in the microwave. That was formerly known as
explodeium
This is the artist formerly known as explodeium
Funnily enough. It's also the color of princes
Former suit I sense conspiracy Jackscepticeye is on the case
Alright, xenolium is put in the microwave
Now just like a hot pocket. You gotta Put it on for three minutes
I also do this on my popcorn now take out the xanolium when the Pops are two to three seconds apart
The microwave is a lot easier to use than the other machines but also takes the longest to finish
Guess I should just make actual popcorn
Science science science on the brain
Haha, it's done. It just shat out a tiny little chemical baby. Ah nice a hot cup of coffee
Now the real work can begin! you- I knew coffee had to be made out of something with explosives in it
Also, it looks like a jar of your own piss
Are you sure you're not going in for a drug test? What are you doing up there? Get down.
I Kind of feel funny maybe I should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee
Yeah, maybe and maybe you should not let hurricanes fly through the lab. This place is a mess. What's this? I'm shrinking
Okay, okay no panic all I need are three components for antidote. Oh god, is this one of them, okay
Imma, just grab all the things
Grab the things because if I'm shrinking I won't be able to grab these the formulas ingredients have to be around here somewhere. Oh
oooh nut balls. All right, let's take down all the the only things that have color in my life
Where's the last one
Oh, it says I'll is that of drinkium. There we go
Explodeium darkium xenolium and greenium.
Cool that's what I dyed my hair with before. Oh god. I'm five foot eight
I am shrinking. Oh, no, what do we have to do three ingredients for antidote
Lynxium + microwave equals key 2. Exotium + 9752 equals Lynxium. Okay, I have exotium
with the exotium in you put the lime in the coconut drink em both together. 9752 ok
we can do this 9752
Boom while I'm waiting I should keep looking for the others. Ok
Newest Research:
Geogitanium. Ok. That's key 1 I don't have that we get too small. Okay, I get it
I get it if I get too small, I can't reach the cookies on the top shelf
That's what my mother was warning me about.
I don't know how to do anything else
Do you have notes on clipboards?
Oh my god why is this lab like this?
Why are you like this Sir?
This place is a mess. Now I'm 5'1
I'll have you know that I'm perfectly average height at 5 foot 10 in real life
well
It's more like five foot nine and a half but I like to round up because it makes me feel like a literal big man
Explodium + Darkium = Geogitanium
Wait, wait what I'm fucking I misread that already. I don't need the pen
Explodium and Darkium
Explodium, come with me if you want to live
Put that in the Destillator
Luckily, I made a cup of coffee right beforehand so I could figure out how this works deciliters working. All right
This one's done, lynxiam
Lynxium plus microwave equals kay - okay. Okay. No problem
Boom. Alright. What else can we do?
You said that the microwave took the longest is this to not take this long-lasting? Okay. I'm getting smaller
That means that my voice box is getting smaller. So that means my voice is getting higher
So once I have the Geogitanium, a 3299 equals key one, where is key three?
Wait am I done after this? I hope so this place fucking sucks. Okay screw that I threw it on the ground
I don't need it
Oh
My god, this place sucks. So this is geogantium. So 3299. Oh my god
I can't do anything anymore
It takes forever, oh god, I might not be able to do this first right? Okay. We're going to keep on going
Are there any other like ingredients formulas or anything? I'm gonna stand up here put on my science glasses. Oh
God, these glasses don't work
It looks like everything's getting smaller and I'm three foot six time and I'm getting too short to reach the tabletops Oh
No
There should be enough materials in this lab to build some improvised stickers Oh
Boots the boots at work actually not the boots of holes in them. I fall into that. Okay, the chair will work for now
Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Oh ho sweet and mother mama. Llama. Okay, pull everything off the shelves
I will be a cat scientist for now
Man, if only I could have rustled up some more science
Grab that, bring it down
Okay. What is this making I don't know where another formula is I've only seen two formulas
We're gonna make key one the first key ingredient, it goes into the antidote processor next to the computer
Take it, okay. This one's almost done
Hup. I can't even reach the top of the chair anymore. Hup.
Luckily. I've got those thick thighs though. That will stop me. Okay key two
Okay, where is key three, key-key three
Key three! Oh, no. I'm too small to grab anything
This place fucking sucks! Oh no, I think this is the end. I can't carry anything anymore. I
Can't do anything
three ingredients for antidote
Yeah lynxiam, microwave. Yeah, but that's key two that's all the stuff you need for key two
This is all the stuff you need for key one. I don't even see anything else that says anything about a key three. Oh
Aw man...
Okay, I might have to try again. I'm too small now to do anything. Hey guys, it's me. The tiniest scientist in the
World. Alright Ignatium.
Plus 3993-3993. 3-9-9-3, boom. That makes draconian
Okay, an exotium plus microwave equals key three, iced-tea plus microwave equals key one, i-iced-tea, what?
Draconium equals key two, all right. How do I make-okay, I'm just gonna guess
I'm just going to guess by putting these things in here together
Where's the other one. iced-tea? How do I make iced-tea, iced-tea plus microwave equals key one?
Okay, but it's not telling me how I make iced-tea
I'm just gonna hope that that makes something. draconium
Yes, and this is making fa-micro-microwavium
And then I'd be good. Exotium plus microwave equals key three, okay
so if this turns out to be iced-tea or this turns out to be...
Yeah, that turns out to be iced-tea and then I can put it in a microwave and then I'm done. Boom!
Think that that's how it's going to work. I'm only 4'10. I'm still the height of many people in the world
My god, this is taking a long time can't we science faster people? Okay key three
Boom done, what did you make iced tea, an iced tea plus a microwave equals vanilla ice
I mean to-keep, whatever!
team peeled
*heavy breathing and gasps*
All right, this is making key two
Iced-tea plus microwave equals key one, see, last time it didn't tell me about three keys or did it and I'm dumb
Maybe that that was the case. I can't help it. I'm a scientist
Okay, my brain is working at a higher function all the time that normal stuff does not compute anymore. Okay
Even though I may start off the video making coffee-whatever. Okay, shut up. Boom! antidote number two. That's it
Okay, I'm gonna stand on the chair because it makes me feel like I'm still at the right height
Come on microwave! improvised some stairs just in case. Okay. It's a three-step process to getting big again. All right inch by inch
That's how you succeed in life. That's what she said. You'll never find me in here. Now. I am the drawer
Okay, I should probably just stay up here
Already instead of being on the ground waiting for this if I'm up here then I don't need to build stairs. What am I doing?
See scientist how your function can't think about normal things? Okay
Bing! key one.
All done. Give me that sweet antidote. Give me give me the antidote. Oh my god. Oh
My god, how do I get big again? I don't know, drink it?
Can we-You Won!
*look of disbelief*
What!
So don't get to see myself grow again. It's just-it. Oh, maybe I don't get big again. Maybe I just stopped the shrinking. Oh
Now I'm 2'3 for the rest of my life
It's like this big. Well that does for it, inch-by-inch a lot less penis than I was imagining just by the name alone
I mean, I know I said I wasn't going to be but part of me was kind of hoping
Umm, this is a really fun little game. I like that concept a lot
It would be cool to see this because this was just an Itch.io game that I found that just sounded quirky and fun
And had a cool concept
But I would love to see a more fleshed-out version of this game where it's the same kind of thing
But the levels change and if the levels had different obstacles and everything and then you had to keep retrying the levels
But you had to do things in a specific order
Because that was the only way to do it because then sometimes you're too small to go this way
So then you figure out. Oh, maybe you have to do that thing first. That would be a cool idea
I think to flesh it out into a fuller game, but for what it is right now. That was really, really fun
I'll leave a link in the description. So you guys can play and see if you can beat my time
I'm sure I could beat it again
Now that I know kind of how it works and what way to go about things and everything but really good game
Good job, Marek and Lucas or Lucis. I don't know, Anyways. Thank you guys so much for watching! If you liked it
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High fives all about. *sound effects*
Thank you guys! And I will see all you dudes in the NEXT VIDEO!
*Outro music plays*
Inch by inch that's how you have that sex