TF would be super fun.
I would love to play TF.
I-
I'm playing TF.
I just downloaded the game, give me some tips please.
Alright dude, this is a tip for you, right?
Have some fun!
Have fun in League of Legends.
Just have fun, dude. Have a blast-
have a ball.
Alright?
And then, also;
Play as many champions as you possibly can, dude.
Alright, so you can, like, kind of get a good feeling for everyone.
And you get better that way-
A lot better.
See that? I'm holding the card, because-
I don't wanna pull out a card I don't like,
And then she jumps me-
Like the LeBlanc she is.
Oh, she's gonna hit two!
And she wants to poke!
Yeah, what's up, though!
No, what's up, though?
No! Let me--No!
Let me know some more!
You want some more of that?
'Cause there's more where that came from.
Trust the heart of the cards,
As Yugi would say.
"If we trust in the heart of the cards, we can beat this guy!"
I don't wanna give her control of the lane.
Oh, nice. We hit her with that, still.
Yeah, I'm gonna poke her.
What was that damage?
Yeah, what's up Garen?
If that's even your real name.
I messed up!
Ooh, we got everything!
Yo, let's get that first tower-
10,000 gold! PogChamp!
Can I get a pre-emptive "10K gold" in the chat?
I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here-'m here.
Br br br br br!
Udyr is behind me but it's ok!
We don't care about Udyr.
And, another one.
I'll take that.
Don't mind if I do!
Nice, Good poke.
Ooof!
Yo, let's fight! Let's fight!
"It's time to-
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-
duel!"
Oooh, blue buff! Let's go!
That collateral?
Ooh, the snipe!
(inhale)
Get outta my jungle!
Try to step up to the TF god,
What are you doing, dude? What are you doin'?
I've been playing TF since 1992,
Ok, not really, though.
Oof!
I kinda messed up there, I kinda messed-
I did mess up, Really bad.
I did mess up, dude.
I gotta keep track of my cards better-
'Cause I'm stalling a little bit.
I'm wasting time looking at my cards, dude.
It's like--Dude! No bueno!
Oh! Ah!
No, let's get that! Nononono-
[Unintelligible]
Damage!
Yo, let's go!
Team! Stop being cowards!
Dangit,
Yaknow, if I'd hit my cards,
And then he, uh-
He W'd, we woulda gotten it-- We woulda gotten her, easy.
Easy kill.
Hola, ¿Cómo estás?
Ult?
Look at that Q, That Q's going to hit.
Okay, it didn't hit.
Oooh, nice turret damage, buddy!
You like that-- You like the turrets?
That's an odd fetish that you got there-
You like turret damage.
Gottem! Wait, what?
What d'you mean!
That's so unlucky, dude-
That is so unlucky!
Lol?
Lol? Let me last-hit him!
Oof!
Ohp!
Help me!
Come on, man! Dangit.
I played that bad.
And yaknow what? I actually pressed my Q.
I pressed my Q there.
Yeah, I pressed my Q
'Cause I thought I had mana after my ulti.
but, eh
I guess my ulti does cost quite a bit, doesn't it?
150
Let's keep going,
Let's keep going.
I don't have ulti-
I can't run.
Uh,
Ooh,
Wha-
Hello?
You AFK bro?
You j-
You makin' uh,
You making like, A dinner or something?
Auto-attack death!
What!
Not again!
There we go. Imagine if I'd auto-ed him there,
And he still hadn't died,
I would've d-
Oh, that would have been a tilter,
That would have been a tilter.
Oooh, you dead-zo.
I'm not gonna even flash for her,
Not worth it.
How did I miss that?
I did it again!
Eeeeh-
Are you serious?
Ooh, that's a tilt-
That's a tilter,
That, right there, is a tilter.
I'm gonna go for that,
Uh, LeBlanc.
What!
Get outta my jungle!
Help me- Oh! I got her-
I got her!
Triple!
Let's go! Where's my penta!
Where's my penta? (laughing)
Ooh!
Let me get it!
Noooooo!
Dude, I played 'em like a fiddle!
That was pretty good!
(laughing)
That was fun, dude. That was awesome.
O-ooh, yaknow what?
I shouldn't have done that.
Ho ho-hooo!
Get outta here!
Get outta my jungle!
Yo, honestly- I think Caitlyn's by herself.
I just saw her by herself in the j-
I dunno.
That's okay, we'll just-
We'll go scoutin'.
Oh my Kappa!
You're making this too easy, Caitlyn.
Buh-bye!
(cough)
Dying-
ahem.
ahem!
Ooh, that's bad!
OK, we got exhausted!
(coughing)
Well, come here!
Come here, friend!
Right there, right there, right there!
Boom!
Here comes the boom!
There you go, You're welcome.
You're welcome, too!
Oooh!
Double-kill!
Where's my triple?
(coughing)
I choked on my own laugh, dude. (laughing)
Yo, if Caitlyn shows up, I can, like, literally run her down.
And j- I don't know if she knows that.
I've--I have 20 mejais' sta-
I just gained 100 AP from that fight.
So like, All I have to do
Is like, Just do this-
And like this,
And then like that.
(laughing)
(inhale)
Oh my gosh, I love mid lane, dude!
I love it!
Mid-laners are broken!
uh-oh
Another one?
Yo, you got him? You got him? You got him?
Get him!
Jhin, you're a coward!
You're demoted, Private!
You're demoted to Private- You're demoted to Kappa!
Ooh, that's a wrong card!
That's the wrong number!
That's the right card, I like that one!
Okay, steal one of my kills again, And I will AFK. I will-
I will Alt-F4.
You will see me no more.
Bada-bing, bada-boom.
Ooh!
Oh, that's the wrong card!
That's the wrong card! (laughter)
(laughing)
Wait, I got an assist for Caitlyn?
Did my Q hit her?
My Q must have hit her! (laughing)
Oooh, that feel when you pick the wrong card, man!
"This card is useless!"
Yo, team! Let me have some fun! I wanna have some fun.
Ooh, level 18! PogChamp, 123.
Dude, I wanna just kill somebody.
No Kappa.
In game-in a game, in a video game- Video game!
What's up?
And I-
Am gonna enjoy those stacks, right there.
And we are gonna enjoy
Some- Some Kappa right there.
Get outplayed!
Dude, I just played 'em so hard.
Do you guys think he's going to be able to recover-
Mentally recover from that one?
I don't think so.
There's no way.
I need one more kill for maximum stackage!
Ooh,
Ooh, that's damage, oh!
(inhale)
We're going in!
Gottem!
Ooh, 25 stacks baby,
Let's go, Not even close!
And you get a stun,
And you get a stun, and you get a Kappa!
And you get a Ka-
You want some Kappa?
Here, have some Kappa.
Kappa, 123.
And you get a Kappa, too.
Let me give 'em a Kappa.
C'mere!
Come-nid-ah-bah! (stammering)
He Alt-F4'd?
Wait, he's not taking damage.
Team, he's not taking damage- He's invincible.
How is that possible, though?
How is he invincible?
It doesn't make sense!
How is he invincible?
What the Kappa? And-oh-ok plus 50?
Aww, rip. I didn't even get a plus 50.
GG, well played, let's go!
D-d-darude to the end, dude.
"It ain't luck, it's destiny."
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