- [Chris] Wait, you blocked it!
- It was down here. - It was gonna go in!
- No! - It was gonna go in!
It was gonna go in.
Good morning, everyone.
Today is Sunday, so we're starting the day off
by going to church and then we're going to come home,
probably have some lunch,
and then I think we're going to Los Angeles
to hang out with Colleen today.
I'm not totally sure, but I think that's the plan,
so let's get started.
What are you guys doing?
- We're making Pokémon cards.
- You're making your own Pokémon cards?
I love it.
That's awesome.
Who's this guy?
- This guy threw his Pokémon balls
to try and get people inside.
- [Chris] What's his name?
- His name is Cruncher.
- [Chris] Cruncher?
- Yeah.
- [Chris] That's Cruncher.
If you see him on your Pokémon app,
be sure to catch him.
- Okay, it's time for me to put my makeup on.
Bam!
- We ended up going to Colleen's house.
Are you with grandma?
- You're so big, Gus!
- [Chris] Yeah, Gus is, like,
the same size as you now, Bailey.
- [Colleen] He's so big!
Look what I got for him, you wanna see?
- [Chris] You're still cute, though, Gus.
- He's still,
he looks the same except bigger.
- [Colleen] And I also got this little bumper toy
and I got this little shirt and this little shirt.
Let's try 'em on.
- [Chris] What is that glove?
That is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
Oh, no.
No!
- I'd compare it to Bailey and Gus-Gus, like, a glow up.
- [Chris] I don't know what that is.
- You don't know what that is?
Yeah, you don't know. - I don't know what that is.
- You're an old man. - I'm an old man.
I don't know what that is. - All right.
- [Chris] I'll do some research, though.
- I want everybody to tell Christopher what a glow up is.
- [Bailey] He's adorable!
- [Colleen] His hands are in the wrong holes.
("Pas de Deux" by Tchaikovsky)
- [Chris] He is the most lazy cat!
He's, like, "here's how I'm gonna play.
"You will put it in my mouth."
(giggling)
"Yes, feed me.
"Feed me, peasant.
"Feed me the grapes."
- [Jessica] I love you, bunny.
Wanna do this one? You can go ahead.
- [Grandma] Oh, he's just gonna do it by himself.
Good boy!
Good boy.
You're too precious.
Saw the camera.
- You gonna smile? - Big smiles.
- [Chris] Yeah, there's a smile.
I like your shirt, I don't think we've shown it yet.
Good one.
(upbeat music)
Colleen told me to bring the kids' swimsuits.
I forgot, but luckily she tried on
kids' clothing the other day, so they're wearing that.
Oh, Jake!
Oh, man.
Are you gonna take that turtle for a ride?
- Yeah.
Swim, swim, swim!
- Did you run out of gas?
I think there's a Shell down the street.
Yes.
What about the hot dog?
This is good, you got a hot dog, a pineapple,
a duck, a hot tub.
This is a hot dog.
It's a hot dog!
Hey, Parker.
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
- No.
- [Chris] You made a wise choice, my friend.
- I get it. - Dad gets it.
Dad's the only person in the world
that gets my Harry Caray jokes.
- And Trent.
- And maybe Trent.
This is pretty common,
just having Miranda outfits drying outside
'cause something horrible happened to them at some point.
I don't know the story behind this,
but I know there is a story.
Oh, no, Bailey, duck!
- [Grandpa] Good one.
- [Chris] Too busy surviving to laugh at my jokes?
- Yes, too busy surviving!
- [Chris] You made it.
(smooth jazz)
And Rachel's here!
- All the cool people are in the pool.
- [Kids] Come on in!
- Not right now.
- [Grandpa] Did you bring Blaze?
- No, I brought--
- No blazin' hazin'? - I didn't wanna be
the person that just brought their dog everywhere uninvited.
- [Chris] We brought our kids uninvited.
- They're children.
- [Chris] I guess that's, you got a point.
- Dad wasn't invited!
- Wait, what? I wasn't invited?
(upbeat music)
Food!
- It's pizza time, it's pizza time.
- [Chris] You ready for some food, Parker?
- Yeah.
- You excited about pizza? - Yeah.
- [Chris] Auntie Panties's made
a special gluten-free pizza just for you!
- Thank you. - Are you excited?
(upbeat music)
You find a seed?
That's a lot of seeds!
It's time for the two sportiest Ballingers to play some...
Sports?
- [Rachel] We're playin' horse.
- [Chris] You guys are playing horse?
- Yeah, we've both got an H, you wanna join?
- Oh, I am in. - All right.
- Should I have an H, too, just to make it fair
or should we start over? - Yeah, we all got Hs.
You ready for this?
Dang it!
- All right, lemme show you guys how it's done.
Off the head.
Wait, wait, you blocked it!
- It was down here. - It was gonna go in!
- No! - It was gonna go in!
It was gonna go in.
It was gonna go in the--
- This is not the hole!
- She was like, "No, no, it's not gonna happen!"
It was going in. - I have sportsmanship!
It was not going in.
- I can't believe she blocked my shot like that, guys.
Instant replay.
(slow-motion shouting)
Maybe I was wrong, it wasn't gonna go in.
What are we doing?
Oh, oh.
Pitchin' it, okay.
- Yeah, pitch it.
- [Chris] Gotta pitch it.
Here, can you hold this?
- Yeah.
("Take Me Out to the Ballgame")
Okay, I didn't go this long.
Okay, Jake's turn.
You got this, buddy.
(cheering)
- [Chris] Oh, through the legs?
Backward through the legs?
Oh, hikin' it. - I'm 42!
Hike, hike!
- So we had a tough one, all right.
(vague grunting)
- Not words.
- Hike!
Oh, off the head.
It's gotta go off the head.
- He already did this to me once.
That's how I got my original H.
No!
(club music)
- [Chris] That was E.
Jake's out of the game.
What just happened?
- Behind the back. - Behind the back?
We're all tied up, last letter.
I have to--
- Like that, and then it did that.
- [Chris] I have to, I have to go behind the back.
- [Rachel] This is for all the HORSEs.
In the stable.
- Is this where you were? - Yep, sure.
("Christmas Time is Here")
No big deal.
(singing)
- Wendy's here with her daughters and Joe.
We love the Bellissimos.
- I get to hold a baby again!
- So I feel really bad because I'm filming her
on my blanket, which isn't a Wendy Bellissimo blanket.
She brought me this one, and it's amazing,
and I didn't want it to get dirty,
so I gave her my other one and now she's, like,
not in her blanket, is that okay? Is that bad?
- That's okay.
That's okay.
(cheering)
- [Jessica] Living his dreams.
- [Rachel] Wow!
That was amazing.
(cheering)
- [Jessica] Bow, bow, bow!
(cheering)
♫ Thank you for making my life to sweet
♫ Spending time with you is my favorite thing
♫ I love your smiles and your kisses, too
♫ Parker, Parker, I love you
♫ Do-do-do-do, do.
♫ Do-do-do-do.
(mock singing)
(cheering) - That is so cute!
I love that, that's like the best song ever.
- [Chris] Nice work!
- I remember when you were doing
the (babbling), was so funny.
- Hi.
It's the next day, obviously.
We had a really good time at the party,
but we totally forgot our camera
and almost got all the way home
before we realized that we had left our camera,
this camera, that you're watching me through right now,
at Colleen's house and our good friends the Bellissimos
were heroes of the day.
They went back, they got the camera,
and they met us halfway so that we didn't have to go
all the way back to Colleen's house,
it was so nice of them 'cause it was late at night
and the kids were, like, falling asleep and stuff,
so thank you, Bellissimos.
And yeah, that was our day.
So fun.