welcome to just between us this week
we're opening a very important package
it's from Allison's
parents entertainment for Entertainment
Weekly now you might be wondering why
would they send me a popular magazine
that I could buy myself
taada we are in it we are on this page
thank you to former Just Between Us
guest Hank Green my mom said I always
thought you'd be an Entertainment Weekly
I just never thought it would happened
this soon how long ago did she think I
mean that's sort of like a burn I feel
like we shouldn't have shared this and
now we look like we're bragging we're a
little bit bragging but we're allowed to
brag Demi lado said what's wrong with
being
confident she's the first person to ever
asked that question yeah what do we do
with it put it on our resume and try to
get a TV
show this week we have an international
question International question
International
question Wendy Colombia can we talk
about how right before this you asked me
if I thought Colombia was where she was
from or if her name was Wendy Colombia
that's not what I asked I was asking if
you thought it was Colombia the country
or Colombia the what Ohio that's
Columbus she could have meant the School
Colombia there's two of
those okay should you hate or love your
ex feel nothing nothing if you feel
absolutely nothing the way you would
feel for like an acquaintance you went
to elementary school with you have to
pretend to remember at a party yeah
that's how you should feel about every
single person you've ever dated I
disagree I would say hate because really
you disagree yes because hate for an ex
fuels you it makes you a better worker
it makes you more determined to make
your other relationships work it fuels
you to get your teeth wied and get new
clothes that's true my entire life is
fueled by renge my revenge is actually
not targeted at my ex-boyfriend's M it's
targeted at my college improv team that
kicked me off it's good that we're in
this magazine cuz every day I just think
about my ex opening the magazine and
seeing me in it and screaming oh is your
ex a big fan of ew all I want is to be
on a bus and have that bus go past my ex
and splash them with water can you even
imagine I imagined a bus that like
splashed water not like a bus that like
hit AUD a puddle yeah and it splashes
them they don't have an umbrella the
problem with hating someone is that hate
is very tied to love cuz you still care
because you still care yeah I don't want
to care at all mhm I want to bump into
someone on their [ __ ] wedding day and
not even remember enough to tell someone
to say that happy wedding what do you
say when it's someone's wedding
congratulations happy wedding works too
no I mean like I want to bump into
someone as they're getting married see
them get married and then forget to
mention that story to anyone
because it doesn't affect you at all it
didn't even affect me like instead like
come home and tell you that like Sugar's
poop was healthy I like forgetting I
dated someone just even forgetting just
going like who are my exes and just
forgetting this person here's my problem
my memory is so bad that if I get famous
and people say I dated Allison I'll be
like maybe I have one ex that I love yes
but you never really loved him the right
way oh that's so sad I know but I have
that too if you dumped them then you can
still love them but if they dumped you
you should feel nothing you should still
love them if you dumped them yeah
because like they don't have a hold on
you cuz you were the bad guy yeah you
were the bad guy you wish them the best
you want them to flourish every day I'm
so happy that this particular ex is
flourishing like I he want an at me he's
engaged and I'm just like yes keep
getting things but anyone who's dumb to
me I I want to just like if you touched
my skin I'd be like are you touching my
skin feel nothing feel nothing I guess
the motto of this episode is feel
nothing here's my question if you could
literally feel feel nothing like those
people that don't have nerves would you
pick it no but you wouldn't feel you
wouldn't feel pain but you also wouldn't
feel pleasure and that's the story of
life I would look so cool I'd wear high
heels I would wear high-waisted pants I
would wear a bra I still do all those
things I'm in pain all the
time you're pain to be around all right
cool won't it be fun when we're on the
cover of a
magazine I think you jinxed it and then
our ex has to go up up and buy like
hemorrhoid cream and then wear on the
cover of the magazine at the front of
the CVS I'm really into any of my ex's
buying hemorrhoid cream