- Disney's got some secret's, huh?
- Let's talk about that.
(fun theme music)
(fire blazing)
Good Mythical Morning.
- Rhett, when a quarterback wins a Superbowl what
does he say?
- I have a concussion, take me to the hospital.
And I should probably seek another career.
- Yes, but also, "I'm going to Disney World."
- Oh, yeah, that.
- Because it's the happiest place on earth, but did you know
that the happiest place on earth has got some secrets that
they try to keep low-key.
But today I'mma make 'em high key, (laughs).
As I test you.
It's time for
♫ Can you fill
♫ This this blank today
♫ With a Disney Fact
That sounded more like Luther Vandross than
Elton John. - Yeah.
I think Luther covered that song in his later
years, didn't he?
- If you fill four of these blanks with the correct Disney
secret word - Yeah.
That's appropriate.
And it's not one word, there's a different one
for every question.
- I understand.
- And there's four of 'em that you have to get right.
- Yeah.
- In order to win a special prize that I won't
reveal quite yet.
- I'm good at filling blanks.
- Alright, play along.
In 2001, Disney required that all cast members playing
costume park characters must wear blank, which they would
return at the end of the day.
- Wear.
- Mhm.
- What does somebody who's in a
mascot outfit need?
- Oh, let's not call 'em mascots, let's call 'em
cast members. - Okay, characters.
- Cast members. - Cast members.
You don't need a watch.
- (laughing) That's a great guess.
(crew laughs)
Hey, return that watch.
- Well, I mean,
- I think Mickey had a watch.
- I wanna say diaper, but why would you return at the end
of the day?
Like after you fill that blank...
- That's a good guess though, why don't you go with it?
- I'm going to.
(laughs)
- You're close but it's not a diaper, it's previously
worn communal underwear.
- Communal underwear?
- Communal underwear.
Apparently normal underwear would bunch up and become
visible under the cast member's suit, the costume.
So Disney made cast members wear company cycling shorts or
tights, and jock straps
- Oy. - Which they had to hand
in at the end of the day to be washed with their costume.
- No diapers though.
- No actual diapers.
- A jock strap doesn't make a good diaper.
(laughs)
(whooshes) - You can try it.
(whooshes)
- Just goes right through it. - Speaking of which,
you still gotta gt four right but if you do, you win the
communal Good Mythical Morning underwear
- Oh, look at that. - That the cast
has been wearing.
- That won't bunch up.
(laughs)
- They've been laundered but they've also been worn by
every cast member.
- Oh, that's exciting.
- Throughout the past few weeks.
The Haunted Mansion has captured the attention of Disney
World guests since it opened in 1971 but that's not the only
thing it's captured.
Over the years the Mansion has been illegally covered
in people's blank.
- Well my mind always goes straight to the gutter.
- And what's in the gutter?
- Pee, urine.
- I almost peed on it.
- But who's got enough time to whip it out while
on that ride?
You know what I'm saying? (crew chuckles)
I'm so scared on that ride, I can't get anything out.
I'm actually not scared at the Haunted Mansion.
Pee, it can't be pee.
- "I'm actually not scared at the Haunted Mansion, I wanna
"make sure that you do know that."
(crew laughs)
For the record.
- I feel like people write stuff.
People deface it. - Graffiti?
- Graffiti, I'm going with graffiti.
- No Rhett, the correct answer is human ashes.
I have heard of this before.
The practice of people scattering loved ones remains has
become so common that it has an official code name for
employees, and that is white powder alert.
Yeah, "Got a white powder alert," and they have to
clean it up.
'Cause they don't just leave it there.
- Well, good.
- Incidentally, people also dump their loved one's ashes all
over Autopia but nobody cares 'cause that ride sucks.
- I don't even know what that is.
- Exactly. (crew laughs)
- Never heard of it.
- It's one of the oldest rides at Disney.
It has human ashes
all over it. - Okay.
(laughs)
- Disney Land has always been a giant playground for kids
but when it first opened in '55 it had a little playground
for adults too.
- Whoa.
- Know as the intimate apparel shop, a lingerie store
on Main Street.
When you entered the store you were greeted by a mechanical
mascot known as The blank of blanks.
- What, I mean, come on now.
- Two blanks.
You got double the chances of being right because I'm gonna
give you credit for either one.
- Let me put myself into a intimate apparel shop.
The blank of blanks. - A mechanical mascot.
A robot greeted you.
He was known as The blank of blanks.
- The Thong of Thongs.
(crew laughs)
My favorite book of the bible.
(laughs)
Final answer.
- That would be Song of Songs.
Okay, no. (buzzes)
It is The Wizard of Bras.
(laughs)
- Well, yeah. - Can you imagine?
- I mean, come on.
The Thong of Thongs, The Wizard of Bras.
- This mechanical wizard stood on a revolving stage with a
tape recording of him giving you a tour of the lingerie.
(laughs)
I'm so sad this is gone.
- Yeah.
- There are other Disney stores that are no
longer around either.
- I could be The Wizard of Bras for you.
- You could? - Yeah.
- Do it.
- Oh, well, I mean, later.
(crew laughs)
Off the record.
- Nope, you just missed your chance.
The other Disney stores that are no longer there include
Gepetto's Stilettos, Buzz's Light Beer,
and Jafar-maceuticals.
(crew laughs)
- Ah.
Ah.
- When Walt Disney was constructing his theme park he
thought of everything including garbage can placement.
- Yeah, he was a nut.
- There's never a garbage can more than 30 steps away from
you because that approximately how many steps it took Walt
to blank a blank.
(crew laughs)
Again, you have double the chances.
- It could be anything.
- To blank a blank.
- To pop a squat.
(crew laughs)
- 30 steps.
30 steps to pop a squat.
- To work up turd?
I mean, there's all kinds of things that could happen in
30 steps. - Earlier, earlier than that.
- Break a sweat.
(laughs)
- (laughing) No.
Give me another guess.
- I don't have one, man.
Get a cramp?
- Alright, I'll fill in the first blank.
Eat
a.
'Cause then you gotta throw it away.
- Eat a corn dog.
- I'll give you half a point.
It's a hotdog.
- Oh, full, oh, no, aye.
Give me full points, man.
- I'll give you a full point.
I'll give him a full point even though he didn't
know that. - Yeah, I have no
chance if you don't give me a full point.
- Incidentally, my bathroom is one chalupa away from
my kitchen table.
(crew laughs) - Oh.
Ew, don't eat chalupas in the bathroom.
- And the whole place smells like popcorn on purpose.
- Yep, I know about that.
- But there is no popcorn
sold in Disney. - I knew that secret.
- Sometimes the happiest place on earth isn't filled
with happy people.
If you were an obnoxious jerk, Disney employees warn each
other about you calling you a blank guest.
Guest.
- I feel like I have a good intuitive guess on this one.
I'm going Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Grumpy.
That's a Disney thing.
We got a grumpy guest.
- No, that's not quite passive aggressive enough.
The correct answer is treasured guest.
- What?
- Yes.
- I'm never going back.
- Yeah, obnoxious jerks are called treasured guests but at
Six Flags they call you every person who has ever
attended Six Flags.
- Oh.
Hey, come on, I like the coasters.
- From 1989 to 2009, that was a great decade,
Disney employed Splash
Mountain-- - It was a couple of decades.
- That's true.
- Yeah. (crew laughs)
Apparently it went by really fast for you.
- Well somewhere in those two decades is one great decade.
- Okay, alright.
- Disney employed Splash Mountain Screeners whose only job
was to search through the Splash Mountain ride photos for
blank before displaying them on the video screens.
- It's gotta be something that's, you know, obscene, right?
You got nip-slips.
That happens on a log ride, that's happened to me.
Other things can come out too, but that's usually--
The camera keeps things.
- Gotta keep your log flumed on the log ride.
- But people love to flip the bird.
People love to flip the bird right at that camera.
- You sure you don't wanna go to your first intuition?
- Nip-slips, birds, and other obscene things.
- Those are two different things, choose.
- I'll go with nip-slip.
- I will give you the answer because it is rogue genitalia.
- Oh, really?
- It is not the bird, so I was gonna give it.
- How do you get it above the bar?
- Including the top rack
of the oven. - That's not genitalia.
(crew laughs)
- (laughing) It's not?
- No.
I just revealed my upper genitalia.
- It is both though, right, Kevin?
It's both. - For all this time
you thought that '89 to 2009 was one decade and you thought
that your boobs were genitalia?
We need to talk more and you need to listen more.
- I think in the most general term boobs are also genitalia
and you can't tell me any different.
- So I was right the first time.
Nip-slip.
- In 1960 there was a Mexican restaurant at Disneyland
called Casa de Fritos.
Using discarded tortillas, they made chips which were a hit
with the customers.
These chips went on to become famously known as blank.
I'll give the underwear if you get this one right.
I want you to have this underwear so bad.
- I mean the answer seems so obvious.
- Casa de Fritos.
- Cheetos.
No.
Fritos.
Fritos, the chips, man.
It's a house of Fritos and then they become known as
Frito-Lay chips, man.
Fritos.
- I'm sorry, Rhett. (buzzes)
The correct answer is actually Doritos.
Can you believe it? - Oh!
- But Fritos is a brand.
- I know it's confusing but they became known as Doritos.
- So boobs are genitalia and Fritos are Doritos?
- Yes, this is
the world that I live in. - Learn something
new everyday.
- But I'm right about this one.
- Alright. - They also collected
all the discarded corn dog sticks and tried to sell them as
Tinkerbell's magic wands.
But that didn't work.
- No, I bet it didn't.
Well, Link, you can have the underwear.
I didn't want 'em anyway.
- Yeah, I'll keep the underwear.
- Wear 'em anytime you want.
- But we all know more secrets
about Disney World. - Put 'em on
your lower genitalia.
(crew laughs)
- Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing.
- You know what time it is.
- I'm Keidi.
- And I'm Craig.
- And we're here in Disney World, Orlando, Florida.
- [Both] And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
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That includes Boiled For Safety t-shirts.
Not that underwear.
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