Craig, if you could come back as any animal,
what would it be and why?
If I could come back to the show or?
(audience laughing)
I would like to come back as something
that wasn't edible, obviously.
(laughter)
I think probably a hippopotamus,
because they look cute but they're deadly.
They're nasty, they're big.
They're big, and you know that more people
are killed by hippopotami than by spiders.
I'm making this up but it sounds like possibly true.
(laughter)
Sounds plausible. (applause, laughter)
It might be true, they're very dangerous.
Are you still meat-free?
Yeah, I'm still vegan, yeah.
Although, I've gotta be honest with you,
there's a couple of things that've happened
in the past year.
Incidents with cheese?
Well, incidents with cheese and worse.
I went to Sweden and I had a meatball.
Oh, well.
Then, you know, if your body's not used to it, oh my.
(laughter)
That was an interesting few hours?
Oh hoo, man, no.
They aren't asking me back to Stockholm anytime soon.
(laughter)
When I say Stockholm Syndrome it means
something else completely to me.
(laughter)
Oh my god it's a man!
Hey! How are you doing?
I remember your kind!
Hi Craig and Rachael.
Craig, you seem very in touch with your feelings,
and I'd like to know what annoys you
the most on a daily basis.
Way to bring up some negative feelings
while he's still on my show, thanks a lot.
Yeah, and also the whole thing of,
I felt that that "you seem to be in touch
"with your feelings" was a little judgemental,
do you feel that?
That was a little passive-aggressive I think.
I guess mean people saying bad stuff?
Yes.
Yeah, mean people saying bad stuff.
As they literally put on bumper stickers,
mean people suck.
They do, they're awful.
[applause]
This is fun, you guys are really good at this.
Kudos.
Hi Craig.
So what TV show are you most embarrassed
to admit that you watch?
Oh. Do you have any television shame?
I actually don't feel a great deal of shame
about that, I mean, there's stuff in my life
I'm profoundly embarrassed about,
but what I watch on TV, no.
Some things might surprise you I guess,
I watch a lot of house renovation shows
but I'm married to a woman.
(Rachael laughs)
I watch a lot of documentaries about World War II
but I'm a dad, you know.
And when everyone goes to sleep,
I go downstairs, I turn on the TV,
The Germans were amassing their forces
and I'm like -
(Rachael laughs)
Yeah, so I don't have any TV shame.
Yeah, I don't have guilt when it comes to entertainment.
Hi there!
Hi Rachael, hi Craig.
So my question is
what's one item that you can't live without?
Oh, just one? What a drag.
[Woman in Pink Shirt] You have to pick.
Probably,
one item that I couldn't live without?
Gosh, maybe underpants?
(laughter)
I dunno, I think if I'm honest,
I hope I could live without any item, I think.
Underwear is helpful.
You get to a certain age, underwear is no longer
a fashion choice, it's just an absolute necessity.
[applause]
Something to keep it up there.
C'mon everybody, all right everybody,
get in one place, we're going to the movies.
(laughter)
Thanks for putting that in my day, Craig.
All right, bring us home. Hello.
Hi Rachael, I'm so excited to be here today
so thank you for such an awesome day.
Craig, what is the strangest celebrity interview
you've ever had?
The strangest celebrity interview?
So many celebrities are strange.
I don't know.
In all honesty, in all the times that I was doing that
I kinda try to not ever really talk about it,
because I felt like it was unfair to the people
that had been in the conversation, you know what I mean?
Maybe there was once, very early on,
when my mother was alive and I was doing
the late night show in the first year or two.
I mean, my mother might not be a celebrity to you
but she was to me and when I was sitting
in an American late night TV show
and I had my mother on as a guest.
And she came out and she was talking
and I realized at one point, she was like
"Oh well, when you were a wee boy Craig," and stuff
and I was like, this is very strange.
(laughter)
The band are all waiting and everyone is like (upbeat tune).
My mum was like, "Ooh, this is nice, isn't it."
(laughter)
And you're like, "Awkward."
Yeah, a little bit.
You did a great job, good job audience.