Jesse, I have a great story idea!
Whoa, stop the presses.
It's Rita Loud and she's excited!
Picture this. I go undercover at Royal Woods High
for a hard-hitting story on teen life.
I can see the headlines now. Teen Scene: What's It Mean?
This could be big, Rita. Let's do it!
Whoo-hoo! Thanks, Jesse.
Uh, hon, don't you think you should get to class?
You don't wanna be late on your first day undercover.
Just a sec. I'm building a social media presence.
It'll be so cray if I don't have one.
Speaking of which, can you go to SwiftyPic
and drop a heart emoji on my latest post?
You lost me at 'cray.'
Well, Brita, have a nice day.
It's Brita.
[bell ringing]
Hey, girl, hey. Name's Brita.
I'm new here, and I don't know anyone.
OMGosh. I'm Leni Loud,
and you should totally sit with me.
It must be so hard being the new girl.
Aw. You're so sweet, Leni.
Oh! Luna! Come here for a sec! That's my sister.
Oh, really? [laughing nervously]
Meet Brita. She's new here.
Luna Loud. Pleasure to meet your most epic acquaintance.
Whoa. No one's ever nailed my handshake on the first try.
Oh, um. We do it in Hawaii, where I just moved from,
yesterday. Aloha.
[honking]
[laughing]
Hey, Luan! She's our sister.
This is Brita, dude.
Hey there, Brita. Nice to meat ya.
Ew!
[laughing]
I'm on the hunt for an unsuspecting soul
to whoopee cushion.
Luan, no!
I mean, whoopee cushion? That's a little whack.
Hm. You're right.
Food fight it is!
That's it, Luan! Food fight!
[laughing]
Luan, you're in big-
Good call on the food fight, Brita.
Aw. [giggling]
So, I got some goss, and spoiler alert:
it's about me.
Ooh, girl! I'm all ears!
See that guy over there? I totally have a crush on him.
He's got such a cute cowlick.
Oh, but, like, keep that to yourself,
'cause I haven't told anyone yet.
Uh, Brita?
Oh! [chuckles]
[sighing]
Something on your mind, dude?
I can't concentrate!
My girlfriend Sam and I got in a tiff over a riff,
and now she's miffed! I don't know what to do.
Tell me everything.
Luan, are you gonna tell me why you brought me into this bush?
I wanted to cut you in
on a little secret prank I'm cooking up.
Wait, you want to do a prank with me,
and not on me?
Shh. It's time.
Who are we nailing?
Principal Rivers.
[laughing]
Pranks, yay!
Well, I can officially say
that this has been a rousing success.
You've got your story?
[Scoffs] I wrote the story in 40 minutes
during a study period.
Oh, so you don't have to go back again.
Oh, that's so great.
Oh. Oh, no, I'm still going back.
Lynn, when I am Brita, the girls open up to me!
For the first time in years, I feel close to them,
and I'm not ready to give that up yet!
Uh... I don't know, Rita.
I feel like you're playing with fire.
Don't worry. I'm being very cautious.
I even got Brita her own cell phone.
[ringing]
Shh. It's Leni.
Go for Brita.
Hey, girl, hey!
Oh, hey, Leni!
Can't talk, Mom. I'm on the phone with Brita.
Do you guys hear an echo in here?
Nope.
See? Totally under control. What's another day?
Uh, Wednesday? Did I get it right?
[chuckles]
Ready, set, chug!
[slurping]
[laughing]
OMGosh. Normally this would be so embarrassing,
but I just feel so comfortable around you, Brita.
Yeah, it feels like we've known each other forever!
Aw, I feel the same way! Besties!
And posted!
So, Brita, we were talking...
We want to have you over for dinner tonight!
Sorry, dinner? At your house, tonight?!
That's right, brah, let's roll!
Welcome to the Loud House.
Oh, wow. [gasping]
Lana, what are you doing?!
Don't freak. I'll have it cleaned up
before Mom gets home.
[laughing]
Oh, and that's our dad.
Hey, girls, I didn't hear you come- Ah!
[gasping]
Not cool, Dad! This is our friend Brita!
Oh, sorry, Brita.
You got some on your ponytail, dude.
[groaning]
I'm okay! It's all good!
Nice to meet you, Mr. Loud.
So, you're Brita. That's who you are.
I mean, who else would you be?
Well, this has been great, goodbye.
Actually, she's staying for dinner.
And stop being so weird.