I look really young for my age.
Growing up in Las Vegas, you're OK with, like,
gambling, and cursing, and, you know, nudity.
So my life's been surrounded by fun naked people.
My dating history is kind of a mess.
I do a lot of freelance modeling.
I've even toured with Metallica.
I can be gone for weeks at a time,
and it's been really hard because I've
tried online dating.
I've tried going to the bar.
Referrals from friends, blind dates, none of it's
really working.
I really like artists, so I date a lot of guys who don't
have their stuff together.
I need somebody who has a job, doesn't live with their mom,
and doesn't live with, like, 15 roommates.
I don't need somebody whose biggest goal is taco Tuesday.
(RAPPING) Yes, I'm back, the villain of rap.
They feeling my tracks.
Now on the attack, so [bleep].
Killing these cats.
Meow.
(SPEAKING) Just a little sample there.
I don't know if I can curse, but I kind of did.
I'm very into entertainment.
I do professional wrestling.
I record music.
It is a wild lifestyle, which some people probably can't deal
with, so I need someone with a little bit of an edge to them,
not just squeaky clean.
That's a complete turnoff to me.
You must be my date.
Oh my gosh.
In my opinion, girls like someone who will keep them
on their toes, someone who is fun and interesting,
and I definitely think I'm that.
This actually fell off of me in the shower.
Thanks.
I'm going to set these right here.
You can put them on the floor. That's cool.
Oh, great. Thanks.
That's where most of my family is anyway.
Oh, right.
He was really on top of it with the puns.
I love puns.
So important question--
Sure.
--because this is going to really set the tone.
OK, go.
Backstreet Boys or NSYNC?
Neither.
Yeah, I know.
Sorry.
So Matt's first question was about boy bands.
Ugh.
Is that a make-it-break-it deal for you?
No, as long as you didn't say Backstreet Boys.
OK.
So tell me about, like, how long have you been single.
It's been a little while. I think about--
WOMAN: Really? - --five years.
Why has it been so long?
I've dated a lot but just haven't found the right person.
Like casual dating.
I will say casual.
I'm very laid back.
Nothing really gets to me.
Matt had a very chill vibe.
He said that he was really relaxed
and not really stressed, and that's a good thing.
Why did your relationship end?
Oh, I think we just kind of grew apart honestly.
We started dating.
Grew apart.
So how long were you together?
Three. WOMAN: OK.
About three years.
So would you say that you're, like, bitter about it?
Took a little while, but we're friends now.
So you guys are still friends?
Yeah, but not close.
Like, acquaintance friends.
Uh-huh.
Matt said he's still friends with his ex, and I'm like, uh,
are you guys still like, you know, late night phone calls?
I'm not so OK with that.
I'm kind of worried because she asked me a lot
of questions about the ex-girlfriend, and I
hope that didn't ruin things.
Well, on that side note, it's been awesome.
Have you hugged a tree today?
I have not hugged a tree today.
Let's hug it out then.
It was great meeting you.
Aw.
It was good to meet you.
Yes.
Well, I just happened to have brought a couple of kites.
I haven't flown a kite since I was, like, four.
You might have to show me how to do this.
Oh, jeez.
Where are the instructions?
So would you say you're a mechanical kind of guy?
I'm not the type to put together a car,
pop open a beer, and watch a football game.
So no tire changing or--
Ugh.
I mean--
Do you think you could change a tire?
I could.
Yes, absolutely could.
That's kind of important.
Do I want to, though?
No.
Not really.
I mean-- I need a manly man.
I actually enjoy working on my car.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Wow.
She seemed a little--
I wouldn't say upset, but I think
we were a little off as far as like my manly man skills.
Uh-oh.
[screams]
No.
Oh.
[laughs]
Black hawk down.
I'm more of an artistic type, you know?
So what do you mean, an artistic type?
MATT: Well, I'm very into music.
I recorded music.
Oh, really?
Do you want to, like, actually make that a career, or what
do you want to do with it?
Here's the kicker.
All right.
I also do professional wrestling.
Like-- - [laughs]
--Hulk Hogan, The Rock.
Shut up!
Swear.
Real story.
Like, table crashing?
Yes.
OK.
Matt said he's into pro wrestling,
and I just don't know how I feel about that.
It's very young for me.
The kite's not working.
You want a drink?
I'm, like, dying.
I'm so, like, hot.
Thank you so much.
It's been, like, the best dates ever.
Unfortunately, I can only pick one of you.
My sexy beast is--
Eric.
Yes.
Awesome.
Congratulations, man.
Thank you.
Unfortunately, you've turned me into a weeping willow.
[laughs]
Honestly a bittersweet feeling.
It was really, really a hard decision.
It truly, truly was.
Well, I hope it works out for both you guys.
I'm excited to take this mask off and show
her exactly what she's missing.
NARRATOR: It's time to prune this tree
and see the real Matt underneath.
That's quite the transformation.
Wow.
So different.
Not that I had, like, a specific way of picturing you,
but it definitely wasn't that if anything.
At first, I was like whatever, but now that I saw her,
I'm kind of upset she didn't pick me.