DUSTY RIACH: 'Sup, dude?
What you doing in my neighborhood?
It's too hot around here for you.
What you got in there?
Ice and Pepsi.
IVY CALVIN: It's like my gasoline.
My wife already has my cup just sitting there
waiting for me every morning.
You know how like when before you have sex,
you have those strawberries?
Oh right, the pre-sex strawberries.
IVY CALVIN: Yeah.
This is like my pre-warning strawberry.
I get up and have this.
Boom!
Start my day.
I mean, who doesn't like strawberries?
[music playing]
What you use to start your day?
Strawberries, funny enough.
IVY CALVIN: OK.
[laughing] [saw buzzing]
[metal clanking]
[door opening]
WOMAN: OK.
Some old crates in the back.
[music playing]
DUSTY RIACH: They've got a couple of old lamps.
A little old sewing machine.
A couple of mirrors.
It's OK.
LISA DELARIOS: I like that pile of old crates in the corner.
Those are nice.
Oh, there's a sewing machine.
Good eye.
LISA DELARIOS: Zen is all about emptying the mind.
So buying a mostly empty locker is kind of the Zenniest thing
I could do, right?
Well, this is definitely an interesting, empty locker.
Baseball stuff there.
A couple old lamps there.
The brass is kind of cool, though.
And a bunch of cabinet doors.
Ooh, look at the crates.
At $25 apiece. $125 right there.
Oh, crates.
Come on now.
And if you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.
And it could be $25.
It could be $25 there.
Another great unit.
I got $25 of $30.
Up to $35 up to $40. $40.
$40 high.
$45. $50.
$55.
DUSTY RIACH: Up to the price of two crates.
AUCTIONEER: $55.
Over $60. $60 up to be $65.
$75. $75 over $80.
I got $75. How about $80?
Shaking. Saying no.
What about $80? What about $80?
She's shaking her head no, too. All in.
[inaudible] What about $80?
Better call it at $80.
Sold it your way, Lisa! $75!
WOMAN: Oh, yes, you did, girl!
AUCTIONEER: Lock it up, Lisa.
Soon as you're done with your happy dance.
LISA DELARIOS: Doing my happy dance in my happy pants.
Time to see if I can attain true oneness with this locker.
LISA DELARIOS: Ah, look at the nothingness.
Let's see.
What are these, tiles?
Yeah, these are decorative.
It's not my style of tile, but these are $40 a box.
I spent $75 on this locker.
Already we have $80 here.
Heck, I've already made my money back.
What else do we have?
Let's see.
We got this big green bag of something.
Looks like hunting attire.
My favorite sport.
Anyone who knows me, I love a good deer hunt.
I thought there was only two pieces of camo,
but it ends up there's a lot more.
It's just-- it was all camouflaged,
so I couldn't tell.
$100.
This is a beautiful antique milk crate.
This is definitely worth $50.
$100.
$200.
$250 worth of awesome antique milk crates.
Sewing machine.
Let's see if this is any good.
Voila.
You know, Gam Gam tried to teach me how to sew,
but I was too busy shooting squirrels in the backyard.
I have been compared to Snow White, but with a rifle.
This little beauty, $80.
There are a lot of cabinet doors here.
$50.
Here's something.
A box.
What the hell?
It's weird.
That's some sort of--
That looks like a doctor's tool to me for some reason.
And what the hell?
That's some sort of handle.
Is this a juicer?
No.
I think it's antique.
I feel like this thing might be valuable.
I don't know what it is, but I know it's old.
So, I think I should probably find
somebody who can identify it.
Maybe, like a doctor who also grows citrus or something.
That's got to exist.
This looks a little dirty over here,
so let's put on my safety gear.
This is a pretty decorative antique lamp.
$20.
This is also $20.
$60.
$15 on this mirror.
And I think that does her.
This Zen master just manifested $700 from the emptiness
of this locker.
I'm like the freaking Dalai Lama over here.
[music playing]
[knocking]
Hello, are you Dr. Drummond?
DR. DRUMMOND: I am.
I found some tools in my locker.
I think they might be medical or dental.
So I'm meeting with physician scientist Dr. Robert Drummond
to find out exactly what these little tools are used for.
Let's see.
Oh, wow.
You've got some good stuff here.
Oh.
DR. DRUMMOND: That's very sharp. - Is it?
Yes.
We'll take a-- don't touch it.
Ah!
These two are used for a lobotomy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did he just say a lobotomy?
My layman's understanding of what a lobotomy is
is like removing part of somebody's brain.
Yes.
Lobotomies happened, right.
They used to happen all the time.
All the time?
DR. DRUMMOND: This is a practice that
goes back many, many centuries.
And this was done for individuals
that may have been aggressive, or for patients
that had psychosis.
So this is actually called a trans-orbital lobotomy
orbitoclast.
Try saying that 10 times fast.
It means an ice pick for the brain.
OK?
Now a lobotomy, it's basically a procedure where they take these
and they go directly from the eye
into the brain to destruct the part of the brain that
controls personality.
And this is how this would go.
[scary music]
[metal clinking]
(SHRIEKING)
Zen, zen, zen, zen, zen, zen, zen.
DR. DRUMMOND: This is a drill.
We call it a trepannation drill.
This goes on to a skull.
You would drill a hole into the skull.
Now, here we have a scarifactor.
A scary factor?
I'm not making this up.
It's actually called a scarifactor.
This is something that was involved
in the process of bloodletting.
Bloodletting?
DR. DRUMMOND: Bloodletting is a process
where we are literally just letting blood leave the body.
You actually have a spring-loaded device
with multiple sharp objects that will come out.
Oh my!
DR. DRUMMOND: So those will slice and dice.
I should carry that in my purse.
DR. DRUMMOND: And as a matter of fact, George Washington,
he died from bloodletting.
So he had a throat infection.
He was treated with a scarifactor.
They removed about nine pints of blood from him.
LISA DELARIOS: What?
And he passed away.
He just had a sore throat.
He just needed some Robitussin or something.
I am so glad I live now.
All right, doc.
Yes.
Let's drill down on the price here.
DR. DRUMMOND: OK.
Looking at everything that you have here and this condition,
probably looking at about $1,000.
Hot damn!
LISA DELARIOS: Thank you for letting me pick your brain.
I see what you did there.