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FELICIA DAY: Welcome to "The Flog," mortals.
I'm a fire mage.
I always play a fire mage in all the video games.
I love fire.
So, we are back.
Got to dust this place off.
The Flog was gone for a spell, but now we are
prepared to dig in again.
It's not a trick of the eye, but a treat to have arisen.
Enough with the Halloween puns.
Hey guys, it's good to be back.
To celebrate All Hallows Eve, my brother and I are going to
play a classic video game that puts a whimsical twist on
eating human flesh.
But first, three games for you.
Trio mio.
First up is "Slender--
The Eight Pages." It's a first person psychological horror
game where you, as a player, have to stumble around in the
dark with nothing but a dying flashlight.
The goal is to collect eight pages hidden in landmarks
across the game as you're being stalked by the slender
man, a guy with creepy ass tentacle arms.
I highly recommend you pee before playing this game.
You can download it for free at parsecproductions.net.
Next up is a mod for the popular first person shooter
game, "Arma II--
Combined Operations." The mod is called DayZ.
It's the zombie apocalypse with a very realistic twist.
Not only do you have to worry about zombies eating your face
off, you have to worry about bandits, other players
trolling you, and food, water, and medicine.
You even have to gut animals.
It's supposed to be the most realistic
zombie game ever made.
See for yourselves at dayzmod.com.
Moving away from the dark, depressing, and terrifying is
an iOS game called "Spooky Hoofs." "Spooky Hoofs" puts
you in the driver's seat of a Gothic stagecoach hell bent on
reaching its destination.
The goal is to get your passenger from Point A to
Point B while being attacked by creatures of the night.
It's kind of like if "Speed" met "Castlevania." And, as a
Halloween treat, I will not do a Keanu Reeves impression,
because I love you.
Oh wait.
Oh, I will do a Keanu Reeves impression for you.
Whoa.
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RYON DAY: Welcome back, guys.
This is "Zombies Ate My Neighbors." This is my show
now, as you might have guessed.
FELICIA DAY: You dick.
Somebody's got an ego.
He asked for makeup.
RYON DAY: I needed a little powder.
FELICIA DAY: You did.
RYON DAY: I'm glistening.
FELICIA DAY: You were like, mmm.
RYON DAY: The hot lights.
FELICIA DAY: So delicate.
A lot of people requested this, and
I'm actually excited.
We had to blow on the game and beat it against
the chair to work.
But we believe that we have it operational.
OK, start.
RYON DAY: OK, start.
I'll be the girl here.
Fine, you be the girl.
FELICIA DAY: OK, zombie panic, level one.
I don't know anything about this.
Wait, what am I supposed to do?
Oh, OK.
RYON DAY: You're supposed to pick up a cheerleader, which I
will gladly do.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, I picked her up and it was 1,000.
RYON DAY:That's sexy.
Look, why are you going to live next to a graveyard?
FELICIA DAY: It's cheap rent.
RYON DAY: From any Stephen King novel, you know that this
is really bad news, and there's toxic goo.
Oh, trampoline.
Get up on there.
FELICIA DAY: No, I want--
RYON DAY: Dude, this is the life.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, this is the best game ever!
RYON DAY: I got 100 points for picking up an old
guy from the raft.
That's really gross.
FELICIA DAY: We have to have a trampoline to
get over the walls.
These are impenetrable walls.
We have no upper body strength to pull ourselves over them.
OK, open the door.
RYON DAY: There's a baby.
FELICIA DAY: I got 70 points for a baby.
[BLEEP]
help me.
This is us, except our mom wouldn't let us out.
I'm going to pick up cheerleaders.
1,000.
Oh, exit.
RYON DAY: Just like real life, exits materialize in mid air.
FELICIA DAY: Look at me, I'm banging chicks everywhere.
Did you see that?
I got three cheerleaders.
RYON DAY: Oh [BLEEP].
FELICIA DAY: I just lost a life.
RYON DAY: Oh god, I died.
FELICIA DAY: OK, let's get real.
We have to get real now.
Oh, cheerleader.
Pick her up.
RYON DAY: Why do you kill all the ladies?
FELICIA DAY: I am all over the chicks.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's a man in a pool.
I got to get the creepy man to the pool.
Up his butt.
Whoa.
Get that woman.
RYON DAY: That's like a Raggedy Ann doll.
FELICIA DAY: Dude, there's the exit.
There's the exit.
It's the exit, we've got to go around.
Wait, look.
RYON DAY: I just turned into a werewolf.
What's up?
Well, I guess we were done.
FELICIA DAY: God, this is kind of easy, this game.
RYON DAY: This floor pattern is making me really sick.
FELICIA DAY: Here, keep moving.
Just get out of here.
RYON DAY: When I move, the pattern moves
and it makes me worse.
FELICIA DAY: I'm going to vomit, I'm
seriously getting sick.
RYON DAY: It's really bad.
FELICIA DAY: I'm dead because of this pattern.
Oh.
RYON DAY: Whoa!
FELICIA DAY: Whoa!
RYON DAY: Whoa, that's wrong.
FELICIA DAY: OK.
Can we restart?
Wait, we've got to restart.
RYON DAY: This is wrong.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, sorry.
RYON DAY: He's got a really lame molester mustache.
FELICIA DAY: No, you are lame.
No.
Oh, god.
You do.
It's barely in.
Whoa, what is this [BLEEP]?
RYON DAY: Magic mushrooms or something.
FELICIA DAY: No, this is--
oh, oh, oh-- bad, bad, life going down bad.
There's a woman who needs to be picked up.
RYON DAY: Well, I'm there.
FELICIA DAY: You are wasting your life on mushrooms.
RYON DAY: [LAUGHTER].
Old lady's only worth 10 points.
When you get old, your value really goes down.
That's one thing I learned from this game.
The young cheerleader is worth 1,000, old lady is worth 10.
FELICIA DAY: God, this is just like our childhood.
You're dumb and blonde and I'm just smart and a redhead.
There's no way to escape.
RYON DAY: Just like our childhood.
FELICIA DAY: God, I hate it when the penis is in
the lawn like that.
RYON DAY: [LAUGHTER].
Someone manicured their lawn to look like a dick.
Wow, I'm dead.
Oh wow, that's kind of grisly.
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FELICIA DAY: Level nine.
We didn't use a code.
RYON DAY: Nope.
Five hours later and a lot of sweat and pizza.
FELICIA DAY: What is-- that's not friendly.
I can tell you that will not give you points.
RYON DAY: Pick up the friendly slut.
OK, you need the health kit.
See how, oh, too late.
FELICIA DAY: I did.
I did need that health kit.
Oh, nice.
RYON DAY: What are you doing?
Get in the exit.
FELICIA DAY: My exit appeared on poisonous shrooms, OK?
Oh, look a six pack.
Hey, let's get some brewskies.
Oh [BLEEP].
Kill that, oh kill the fire, kill the fire.
It's on fire.
[BLEEP].
Oh, god.
RYON DAY: That was awful.
FELICIA DAY: That was freaky.
We can't do anything at this point.
No, I mean, obviously.
RYON DAY: We just got to persevere, that's all.
That's what this game taught me.
Oh yeah, cheerleader in the middle of a [BLEEP]
house.
I wonder what she was doing here.
FELICIA DAY: What does that mean?
God, they were [BLEEP]
me up.
I'm dead, I'm dead forever.
Oh.
Let's do another level.
OK, we're going to one more code, I mean, accomplish
another level.
RYON DAY: One more level, yeah.
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RYON DAY: OK, so here's another dude hard at work.
Assistant animator.
So this is the credits.
Whoa, it's a floating head.
FELICIA DAY: What is that?
RYON DAY: Let's kill that.
FELICIA DAY: What the [BLEEP]?
He doesn't look like that in real life.
This is the code we got at the LucasArts office.
What's going to happen?
45.
Oh, this is the last level.
RYON DAY: Oh.
Danger at Picnic Park.
OK, giant spiders.
And it looks like it takes, like, 500 shots from our
little water guns.
I'm just going to run from them.
FELICIA DAY: No, get away.
RYON DAY: Cheerleader.
FELICIA DAY: No.
I can't get over there.
Help me.
Help me, I'm being [BLEEP].
Oh my god, I died because you needed that cheerleader.
You're awful.
RYON DAY: Hos before something.
FELICIA DAY: Wait, we go in here.
RYON DAY: No, you can't go into the spider hole.
Go into the ant den, yeah.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, there's a cheerleader.
RYON DAY: Oh yeah, let me get that.
FELICIA DAY: It's amazing how you took that job over,
picking up the cheerleaders.
RYON DAY: This was mine to begin with.
FELICIA DAY: I just did it to [BLEEP]
you.
Virtually [BLEEP]
you.
RYON DAY: I have no ammo, I'm just dancing
around these guys.
FELICIA DAY: OK, well I guess we're done then.
But I did see it.
I would say I really like this game, I'd like to put
the time into it.
I think alcohol and this game, whenever you got hit by an axe
baby would be a good shot.
RYON DAY: Axe babies, I give two thumbs up
for axe babies, actually.
FELICIA DAY: Two?
All right, two.
RYON DAY: All right, good.
FELICIA DAY: Thanks for the recs, guys, and please add
more in the comments and you might see your game.
OK, bye.
And the question of note this week comes from Barrett, who
asks: Dear Felicia--
-You're in a horror movie right now.
How long will you last?
PS, please move a little to the left.
FELICIA DAY: Uh, hi Barrett.
If I was in a horror movie right now, I would be the last
one standing, because I'm smart enough to
avoid taking showers.
And because one night when I was bored, I made a pair of
nunchucks out of taser guns.
Come at me, bro.
Alertly, Felicia Day.
PS, no.
Not going to move to the left.
If you guys have your own tips on how to survive a horror
film, please leave them in the comments.
OK.
If I don't see you tomorrow night for our Vaginal Fantasy
stream, have a safe Halloween.
Until next week.
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FELICIA DAY: Fire.
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