R: Ho ho ho! :D
Corinne: You're a ho(e).
R: I decorated!
C: It looks really good!
[Rob being impressed with himself]
R: I can't open any of the things or else everything comes down.
C: Luckily, we already got all the glasses down that we need.
R: Oh, yeah. Cheers.
R: Hey, what's up everybody! Welcome to Man versus...
C: Corinne versus Pin.
R: Holiday Extravaganza!
C: It's more than just the holiday edition,
C: It's the mothaf***in' gingerbread edition!
R: GINDERBREEEAAAAAD
R: Boom. C: Yes.
C: So many of you have suggested that we try this sh*t.
R: Kaitlyn, she suggested it a couple of times in the comments with over five thousand likes.
C: That's crazy.
R: So, we immediately went to the store and bought all f***in' the gingerbread sh*t.
R: All of it.
[C: Do I need that?] R: No.
[C: I need that.] R: No.
[C: I do need that.] R: Holy sh*t, f***in' Christmas.
R: Nope, we don't need that.
[C: Look at this kitty!] R: Nope.
R: Here we go, the gingerbread makin' supplies.
C: Hogwarts express!
R: Oh, wow. C: Mine!
R: Yeah, we need this.
R: Chocolate cookie house? [Corinne gasps]
R: Ohhh damn, sugar cookie castle kit.
C: I think we're gonna need a bigger boat, kids.
R: We ended up buying every single gingerbread house kit on the market.
C: [rolling her eyes] We didn't buy all of them.
R: We got Hershey's chocolate cookie houses.
C: I'll be taking this one.
R: Candyland! I'm takin' this one.
R: We got a deluxe kit over here.
C: No, no, no. So, what I'm gonna do with this..
R: How many of these are you taking??
C: Well, I'll be taking this one and that one..
R: Which ones do I get?
C: This one's mine too.
R: What C: Yep.
R: There's only one other one left,
R: This is the f***in' sh*tty one.
R: We also got, uh, candy canes.
R: Check this sh*t out, Pixy Stixs.... filled with powder. {Rob meant candy canes with Pixy Stick power inside.}
C: I just cleaned! R: Here it is!
C: Ohhh :(
C: Ahh!! Why??
R: That's it??? C: I need one.
R: There's nothin' in here!!
C: There's nothin' in here either. [laughs]
C: Let's get started, shall we?
R: Fuh--
[Corinne gasps but then laughs in victory]
C: So my original plan was to make Hogwarts castle,
C: but then I decided that was just a little too ambitious.
C: So,
C: Instead of the Hogwarts Castle, I'm gonna be making The Burrow.
R: The f*** is that?? C: The Weasley's house.
C: It's gonna look awesome. R: Okay!
C: So I'll be starting with the Hershey's house kit.
C: Wow, it's a product of Canada!
C: Holo, Cristine. We miss you!
C: So, yeah, just kinda putting this sh*t together and.. these f***in' things suck!
C: This icing thing sprung a leak in the first f***in' squeeze.
C: What the hell?! R: That sucks.
C: Now I have f***in' icing a-- I can't even squeeze it out of the bag,
C: I have to, like, hold it and try to, like, keep it closed but it's- it's really hard to do that.
C: It's all over my hands, [Rob laughs]
[Rob still laughs] C: It's all over the place.
R: I didn't get the generic f***in' kits in here, I got the real deal over here. Mine's-
C: What do you mean the real deal? R: Mine are ho-
R: This Candyland kit, that's what I'm goin' for first.
R: Uuhh and my icing back is staying in tact.
C, sarcasm: Well, woo-pi-di-doo for you!
R: Y'know I'm goin' through this Candyland kit, and this is some f***in' bullsh*t,
R: but there is, like, barely any candy in here.
C: What? R: Yeah! C: What do you mean?
R: There's four f***in' peppermints in this whole goddamn kit!
R: Now, you think there would be more. Candyland [the title] is in peppermints.
C: You know what assuming does.
R: [groans] f***in' sh*t!
C: It makes an *ss out of you.
R: Alright, so, I'm openin' up this other kit here
R: and I think maybe, between both of the sets,
R: there's enough candy to do what I need to do here.
C: What /is/ that going to be?
R: I'm going for a rectangle, uh, sort of building,
R: cutting and manipulating the gingerbread.
R: The frosting is the glue.
R: I don't know if you're supposed to eat this stuff. C: it's like rubber.
R: it's delicious however. C: Oh, god.
R (through the icing bag): It's really good.
R: Yeah, It's kinda just like a hodge-podge of pieces,
R: an industrial space is kinda what I'm calling it.
R: There's some sky lights, some fans,
R: Uh... some, uh, shade structure. It's-
C: Shade structure? R: Yeah, yeah, plenty of..
R: ..and yours is a f***in'- C: I'm gettin' there, okay?
C: I got this thing built, so now I'm gonna use the A-frame house kit
C: and make the tower section. R: There's a tower??
C: Yeah. So, like, behind the main house,
C: there's a little tower and then we're gonna build off of that,
C: and it's gonna hang over, and it's gonna be really cool.
R: Huh. C: Yeah.
C: Havin' a real problem with this icing...
C: situation. R: You're not supposed to use that much,
R: You're, like, glopping it on there.
C: And then I kinda, like, messed up the side of it, right here and I started using this brown icing...
C: And now there's brown icing involved and I think it's gonna help it be strong, though.
R: No, it's definitely gonna hold together. C: But, this is the exciting part:
C: That brown piece, from the Hershey's kit, I'm gonna use THAT as this over-hang part.
[Rob's extended "Oh" of understanding] C: Yeah.
C: Mhm. R: Look at you, f***in'.. Frank Lloyd f***in' Wright over here. C: That's right.
R: All this candy is, like, sh*t candy.
R: This is, like, the- like, the candy that nobody eats
R: and they stuff into these over-sale candies. C: I- I don't plan on using any of it,
C: so you can have all my candy too. I have a different decorating scheme
C: that's gonna happen. R: You're not gonna use any candy?
C: No. R: Damn dog,
R: that's ballsy. I'm, uh- I'm a actually using a good amount of the frosting,
R: some sprinkles, uh, the Jujubes, all this bullsh*t.
R: I'm gonna take this, uh, red food coloring spray
R: and I'm just gonna, like, paint my walls, like a brick facade.
C: What??? R: Yeah, I'm givin' it a little bit of color over here. C: Oh, that's smart.
R: [YOU] DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT!
[C: [I] Didn't.] R: [You] Didn't think about that.
C: I'm still building over here, though. I still have to make this whole other layer here
C: and [I'm], basically, just using random pieces from all the kits to make it work.
R: You got a lot of sh*t goin' on over there.
C: Y'know, I'm starting to think it might be a little top-heavy right here...
C: Nooope. *saves it* Rob: Ohhhh!!
[Rob laughs] C: Nope, f***!
C: Alright, ALRIGHT, It's okay! R: THAT THE F*** JUST HAPPENED???
C: This is not the time to panic!!
This is- all we're gonna do is flip it around!
C: Yeah, we're gonna flip it around [Rob laughs] C: and Boom!
C: We're fine. We're fin again, everything's fine. R: Ohhhh, f***.
C: Yeah, so, basically, I'm just using random pieces from the little tiny house set and just kind of positioning them
C: in really cool locations and I think it looks pretty f***in' awesome.
C: Your sh*t is not even close to bein' on the [same] level as my sh*t.
R: You ready for this? This is the big reveal.
R: I got this little gel frosting writers here and I'm gonna put up the sign
R: so you can finally know what the f*** this is.
R: This is The Gingerbread Bar.
C: That's stupid. R: WHAAT?
[Corinne giggles] R: It's /The Gingerbread Bar/!
R: This is, like, the f***in' happenin' hot spot in the North Pole. [Corinne's "Ohh" of understanding]
R: This is where, like, all the Christmas executives hang out. C: The Christmas executives??
R: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the f***in' people that run Christmas, this is, like, /the bar/.
R: I got these little Christmas lights over here, puttin' those all around on the side.
R: This place is, like, not in the best neighborhood, there's a little bit of graffiti on the walls.
R: I got this little miniature garbage can.. over here. C: WHAT?!
R: Yeah this is, like, the side-alley of The Gingerbread Bar.
R: Some stray cats I got on f***in' Amazon. C: Yeah, I see that. They're cute. That's bullsh*t.
C: Yours is disqualified, in my opinion. Everything's supposed to be edible, that's just the general rule.
C: It's bullsh*t!
R: Do the general rules talk about how much icing you're allowed to use? Holy sh*t!
R: How many packets of icing are you using over there?
C: Listen, I need a lot of icing! R: Holy sh*t!
C: It's lookin' good tho. I wonder what it tastes like.
R: Oh that tastes horrible. Yea, gingerbread f*ckin sucks!
R: You don't eat the gingerbread house, right?
C: Okay so, one of the pivotal architectural features of the Weasley house are these little stilt thingys.
R: [Are] you milkin' a cow? [Corinne giggles]
And what we're gonna to use to accomplish those are these f***in' things. Isn't that brilliant?
[Corinne flick one of the lights] R: Ouch, [C: Ow.] R: Sh*t!
R: The f** are you hitin' me for? C: ISN'T THAT BRILLIANT??
C: Have you ever had one of these things? R: I've had several of those f***in' things.
C: They're f***in' awesome! They're crunchy and they're like- You can put 'em in a martini glass with, like, a chocolate drink..
C: I got a good idea! Hold on, I need some ice.
oup. boo-boop~!
C: You gotta shake it first.
Rob, confused: [I] thought we were makin' houses?? C: I-I had to [inaudible from giggling]
R, still confused: Now we're makin' f***in' chocolate voldka cocktails?? C: Ooh, it looks good~!
C: Oh, sh*t dooooooooooog!
C: And then you just sit that in there.
[Sound of accomplishment from Corinne]
C: Happy Holidays. :)
R: Cheers.
And thanks for this random f***in' beverage.
R, puckered: That's a lot of voldka. [Corinne trys to explain but ends up laughing]
R: I'm gonna use this over at The Gingerbread Bar.
R: I'm gonna put this on the menu! [Corinne giggles] R: This is a f***in' delicious drink!
R: The f***inn' christmas execs. are gonna go crazy!! [Corinne continues giggling]
R: Y'know, Santa's in here for a good portion- like, at least, three hundred and sixty four days out of the year.
R: He only works one day!
[Corrine giggles] R: He's f*ckin' shlammered f*ckin' every other day coming into The Gingerbread Bar
R: Very exclusive bar by the way, uh well this is Curtis over here, he runs the bar.
R: You can see he's got a little uh- a little VIP list [while] standing in front of the door there.
C: Are there strippers at this bar? R: Yeah, there could be! C: So who are these people?
R: This is, uh, Bill over here in the red holiday sweater.
R: He's actually one of Santa's sleigh engineers. Uh,
R: That is Ted over there from accounting, I think, kind of a weird guy.
R: Uh, don't let the sweater vest fool ya. He probably has about seven elves buried in his backyard,
R: [he's] probably eaten a couple of them too.
C: What do you think elves taste like? R: Like peppermint. C: Mmm[as in 'sounds yummy']
C: The lights are impressive, I mean the cats are really cute with the trash can. It's cute.
R: Gingerbread Bar for the f***in' win! :D
R: For. The Win.
C: It's unfortunate because yours disqualifies.. R: Where's this f***in' rule sheet?
R: Where the f*** is the goddamn contest f***in' guidelines? Corinne: It's right here.
[Corinne giggles] Rob: Woah.
C: Alright so, I've use about ten packages of white icing to achieve this amazing winter wonderland,
C: that you can see here. R, flat tone: Looks wonderful.
C: I've also spent a significant amount of time creating all these little windows..
C: and this door here, as you can see, is very intricately designed. R: Look at that door. It's f***in'-
C: Anyway, the crowing glory of this situation is gonna be the fireplace.
C: Y'know you got your little lights here. R: Yeah. F*** yeah, I do. C: But my fireplace..
C: is actually gonna have smoke that comes out of it. R: How the f*** ya gonna do that?
C: I just put a little piece of incense in there, lit it up, and I got f***in' smokin' chimney.
C: It's pretty cool isn't it? R: Alright, that is pretty ****.
R: And that's it? C: No, that is not all. If you see here, in the bottom of the house,
C: I have made all the windows yellow like the lights are on down on here, R: Yep, U-huh.
C: And ya know who's window that is? R: Uh, that is Harry Potter window. C: No.
C: It's not even Harry's house, he doesn't have a room. R: Hermoin- It's Hermione's window.
C: She doesn't live there either. It's /PERCY'S window/. R, a little out of it{?}: Percy's window..
C: Because he's always in his room doing some crazy papers on cauldrons, tryin' to impress the ministry.
R: You're a f***in' nerd.
C: Y'know, it's not a /perfect/ replica of The Weasley house, R: No. C: but-
R: This, however, is a /perfect, identical/ replica of the actual Gingerbread Bar in the North Pole.
R. so this is some, so i'm just saying this is
imagine that, imagine that
R. death to the Christmas tree ontop and the
R: whole f*ckin shebang
C: Ha, listen yours has a lot of details, I
C: think it's super cute R: Sups cute
[Corinne giggles] R: For gingerbread houses, may the best DIY-er win
C: I think we killed it!
R: I think we f*ckin nailed C: It's gonna be hard for them to
C: decide a winner.
R: I don't know how they're gonna do it, but
R: they're gonna do it. C: Tell us who you
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C: the comments down below! R: That is all we
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