>>DAVID BROOKS WRITES IN THE NEW YORK TIMES, HE IS A CONSERVATIVE
WRITER, AND I HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG THAT HE IS A
KNUCKLEHEAD.
BARACK OBAMA DISAGREED, HE HAS FAWNED OVER
HIM FOR ALL THIS TIME, INVITES HIM TO THE WHITE HOUSE, IS
ALWAYS LIKE, DID I GET YOUR APPROVAL, DAVID?
BECAUSE HE IS A
MODERATE REPUBLICAN WHO WRITES FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES.
HIS
APPROVAL MUST BE SOUGHT.
WHO WAS RIGHT AND WHO WAS WRONG?
IT
TURNS OUT THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO AGREES WITH ME THAT DAVID
BROOKS IS A KNUCKLEHEAD, AND THAT IS DAVID BROOKS.
AFTER
SAYING ALL ALONG THAT DONALD TRUMP COULDN'T WIN AND JOINING
THE REST OF THE MEDIA IN LAUGHING IT OFF, HE REALIZED,
OOPS, IT TURNS OUT DONALD TRUMP COULD WIN THE REPUBLICAN
PRIMARY, AND HE DID.
SO HE IS DOING A LITTLE SOUL-SEARCHING.
LET ME READ YOU WHAT HE WROTE IN REGARDS TO THAT IN THE NEW
YORK TIMES.
HE SAYS --
>> YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN THE BOURGEOISIE WHEN
YOU WRITE
"STRATA" --
>> SO AFTER WRITING FOR DECADES AS THIS BRILLIANT COMMENTATOR,
YOU JUST REALIZED WHAT WE HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG, WHICH IS
THAT ALL YOU DO IS HANG OUT WITH YOUR MILLIONAIRE BUDDIES.
YOU
GUYS GO TO THE SAME COCKTAIL PARTIES AND YOU ALL SAY I DO
DECLARE, TAXES ARE FAR TOO HIGH.
ALL AGREED?
I SHALL WRITE AN
ARTICLE IN THE NEW YORK TIMES ABOUT HOW TAXES ARE FAR TOO
UNBEARABLY HIGH, THAT IS WHY WE HAD TO MOVE OUR MONEY TO THE
CAYMAN ISLANDS.
AND NOW YOU REALIZE, IT TURNS OUT NOT ALL
AMERICANS GO TO THAT COCKTAIL PARTY.
MOST OF THEM -- BY THE
WAY, HE DOESN'T GET TO THIS PART, HE KIND OF ALMOST DOES,
WHAT WE HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG IS, MOST AMERICANS KIND OF
HATE THAT COCKTAIL PARTY.
KEEP IT REAL ON THAT TOO.
LET'S KEEP IT GOING WITH HIS AWAKENING.
HE SAYS --
>> HE IS SAYING AFTER HAVING
WRITTEN THIS COLUMN FOR ALL
THESE YEARS, I'M FINALLY GOING TO TRY TO TALK TO SOME REAL
AMERICANS.
WHY, THANK YOU.
ARE YOU NOT MERCIFUL, DAVID BROOKS?
HE REALIZES THERE IS A TRUMP PHENOMENON.
BY THE WAY, DAVID, I
HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, THERE IS ALSO A SANDERS PHENOMENON.
AND THE
ONE ON THE LEFT ARE ALSO PISSED.
YOU WILL PROBABLY WRITE ABOUT
THAT FOUR YEARS FROM NOW.
THERE ARE A LOT OF PROGRESSIVES IN THE
COUNTRY WHO ARE MAD.
THEY ARE PROBABLY NOT AT THE COCKTAIL
PARTY EITHER.
HOW DID BERNIE SANDERS, WITH NO RECOGNITION, A
GUY YOU ARE DISMISSED, MAKE UP 60 POINTS IN NATIONAL POLLING IN
A YEAR?
IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS LIKELY TO LOSE BY A NARROW
MARGIN, HILLARY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH PLEDGED DELEGATES TO
WIN ALL THE CONVENTION, SHE WILL HAVE THE SUPERDELEGATES.
SHE
NEEDS THEM TO GET TO A MAJORITY.
THAT IS AMAZING, HILLARY HAS ALL
THE NAME RECOGNITION IN THE WORLD, SHE HAS THE PARTY ON HER
SIDE, YET EVEN AT THIS JUNCTURE DAVID BROOKS IS FINALLY
REALIZING, SOME PEOPLE ARE MAD.
THE LEFT IS LIKE, DON'T TALK
ABOUT LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES.
HE ALSO SAYS --
>> HE FINDS THE SURPRISING.
OF COURSE.
BECAUSE ONCE YOU GET OUT
OF YOUR NEW YORK/DC BUBBLE, PEOPLE ARE PISSED.
WE HAVE OUR
REPORTER GOING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,
YOUTUBE.COM/TYTPOLITICS, WATCH THOSE PEOPLE HE INTERVIEWS.
THEY
ARE LIKE, LOOK, WE ARE NOT GETTING THE SAME WAGES, WE GOT
CRUSHED IN 2008, WE NEVER GOT BACK TO WHERE WE WERE, THE DAD
AND THE MOM AND EVERYBODY WORKS, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE
OF THE KIDS WITH THE WORK THEY HAVE TO DO, EVERYBODY IS AT
MINIMUM WAGE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY.
BUT NO ONE IN
THESE STRATA, IF YOU WILL, IN NEW YORK AND DC SEES THAT.
SO
DAVID BROOKS IS BEING SO MAGNANIMOUS.
I WILL NOW GO TALK
TO REGULAR HUMAN BEINGS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
AND WE ARE
SUPPOSED TO THANK HIM FOR THAT?
HOW DOES BARACK OBAMA NOT READ
THIS AND GO, GOD DAMMIT, I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN LISTENING
TO HIM.
THESE PUNDITS IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEVER KNEW WHAT
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, THEY NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT.
BUT I HAVE MORE FOR YOU.
BROOKS CONTINUES --
>>TWO AMAZING THINGS IN THERE.
FIRST OF ALL, THE FACT THAT ANY
OF THIS IS SURPRISING TO THEM.
HE IS LIKE, THEY DON'T EVEN
TRUST THEIR EMPLOYERS.
MAN, YOU REALLY DO LIVE IN AN
UNBELIEVABLY PRIVILEGED BUBBLE.
IT IS A NEWSFLASH THAT AMERICANS
DON'T TRUST THEIR EMPLOYERS, THAT THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING
CRUSHED AND STEAMROLLED BY THESE GUYS, THEY HAVE SEEN EXECUTIVE
PAY GO THROUGH THE ROOF AND THEY'VE DONE EVERY TAX TRICK IN
THE BOOK TO MAKE SURE THEY GET MORE, AND THEIR WAGES HAVE BEEN
BROUGHT FURTHER DOWN AND THEY AREN'T GETTING THE GAINS OF
THEIR PRODUCTIVITY, THEY ARE WORKING THEIR ASS OFF -- THAT IS
NEW TO YOU?
YOU BRILLIANT PUNDIT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES?
THE
SECOND THING IS, WE WILL NEED A COMMUNITARIANISM.
IT ALMOST
SOUNDS LIKE COMMUNISM.
NO!
NOT COMMUNISM, NOT SOCIALISM, NOT
BERNIE SANDERS.
SCHMUCK, THAT IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU
ALL ALONG.
WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER AS A COMMUNITY, IT
SHOULD NOT BE EVERYONE OUT FOR HIMSELF.
PERHAPS IT IS NOT SUCH
A BAD THING IF ONE AMERICAN LOOKS OUT FOR ANOTHER AND SAYS,
HOW CAN WE ALL GET TO A BETTER PLACE TOGETHER?
NEWSFLASH TO THE
NEW YORK TIMES AND DAVID BROOKS.
FINALLY HE SAYS --
>> WAIT A MINUTE -- HAVEN'T WE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG THAT THE
GOVERNMENT SHOULD INVEST IN AMERICA?
THAT THEY SHOULD DO
THESE PROJECTS, WHETHER IT IS INFRASTRUCTURE PROJECTS OR OTHER
BIG PROJECTS, TO MAKE SURE THAT WE ARE TAKING IT TO THE NEXT
LEVEL AND THAT PEOPLE GET EMPLOYED AND IT WILL STIMULATE
THE ECONOMY?
AT THE TIME PEOPLE LIKE DAVID BROOKS WERE LIKE,
SOCIALISM.
STIMULUS PACKAGE?
WAY TOO HIGH, DON'T DO IT.
EVERYONE
OUT FOR THEMSELVES, AYN RAND IS AWESOME.
NOW BELATEDLY THAT
TRUMP HAS ONE AND YOU WANT A GUY YOU CAN CONTROL BETTER, THE
DONOR CLASS AT THE COCKTAIL PARTIES DECLARES, PERHAPS WE
SHOULD GO TALK TO THE PLEBEIANS.
THE MASSES, THEY ARE SO
UNWASHED.
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE, BUT SEE WHAT THEY ARE UP TO.
PERHAPS WE SHOULD TRY SOME COMMUNITARIANISM.
ONCE AGAIN, NO
SHIT, SHERLOCK.
THE NEXT ARTICLE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
RIGHT, I WAS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING MY ENTIRE CAREER AND
PROGRESSIVES WERE RIGHT, MY BAD?