(laughing)
- I am stressing out.
(both laughing)
Oh my god!
Why people do this (beep)
(lively trumpet music)
Ladies and Gentlemen
One, I'm sober.
The other one I'm gonna be drunk, son!
Time to drink!
(heavy metal music)
Ooh, that made my nipples hard.
But before you start painting,
an artist always needs a model.
Curly Velasquez!
(Foreign Language)
You think I'm gonna paint better sober,
or I'm gonna paint better drunk?
- I feel like your free spirit
is gonna come out even more when you're drinking.
It's gonna be really good,
or it's gonna go the other way
and be like, hm.
But either way I'm a big fan of your work anyway,
so I'll probably love it.
- Gracias
Let's get this thing started.
(Foreign Language)
We're gonna figure this out together
- Yeah
- I'm gonna paint my model,
the beautiful Curly.
I don't know why I came up with this idea.
This is the stupidest idea I ever came up with.
- Do you want this pose?
- Whatever you want buddy, you're moving too damn much.
- You picked the person who can't sit still.
- I feel a little bit more confident,
I feel like I could do
a little bit something more bigger,
a little better.
- Do you draw, Gadiel?
- I used to when I was a kid.
- What did you like to draw?
- I used to draw like,
muscular superheroes.
All I liked is drawing muscles.
(both laughing)
They should have courses on (beep) painting, man.
God damn, I don't know what the (beep) I'm doing.
- They do have courses on painting.
I see you mixing that pink and that peach,
I hope that's not my skin tone.
- That is your skin tone.
How do people do this?
- (laughing)
- All right I'll add a little bit of yellow.
I like this (beep).
I don't give a (beep).
Yo this is how Van Gogh be painting, yo.
- Yeah but you just mixed the blue and the pink.
- It's some expensive (beep).
Boom, five milli.
(both laughing)
All right, (foreign language)
- Okay.
- I'm a G, yo.
I know what I'm doing.
(screams)
- Yo, all these artists they be painting drunk.
Anybody know about painting here?
I love your curls.
- Thank you my friend.
- God damn.
You lucky you have curly hair.
- I just looked,
I'm like damn I know I have a hairy neck.
But damn!
- You're not supposed to see!
Wait a minute there's something.
Damn we are recording,
I forgot this is a video.
- Yeah it is a video.
- (laughing)
- Do you want my hand up here or no?
- Yeah keep your hand right there.
- Okay.
- I like that.
(sighs)
Damn I'm (beep) up, y'all.
Why are we (beep).
- (laughing) What?
- Oh my god.
Do I look like a dumb ass?
- No.
- What do you guys think?
I'm giving you a (beep) up hand,
I'll tell you that.
- (laughing)
- You really have a nice beard.
I'd be (beep),
- Thank you.
- I can't grow a beard for the (beep) life of me.
- But you look like a baby,
you look very young.
- I wanna look like a man!
- I like when Gadiel makes that face.
- (sighs)
I love this (beep).
Oh my god!
I'm gonna put this (beep) on my wall!
(laughing) I am stressing out!
- (laughing)
- Oh my god!
Why do people do this (beep).
- Oh my god,
painting is so dope.
- I'm so curious to see the painting.
- You're right.
- No one's said anything.
(laughing) Who's right?
- Damn, I gotta put color on you bro.
- Or you leave it like that,
and it's like an abstract painting.
- Voila!
- Don't forget your signature.
- Oh (beep) my signature.
- That signature is where the money is at.
Look at him getting real close.
- You definitely can't tell what it is.
(laughter)
All right this is the back to back.
- Ready?
- Three, two, one.
Who do you like better?
- I like my hat in this one more.
- Which one, this one?
- Yeah.
- Which do you think is better?
- I like my hand one.
- I like the drunk one better.
So if you wanna be an artist,
you gotta get drunk.
That's the moral of this video.
My signature changed.
- Your what changed?
- All right let's cut!
(both laughing)
What do you guys think?
Which one is better?
The sober or the drunk one?
I love this one.
- I love this one.
- I'm keeping this one.
- I'm keeping this one this is perfect.
- You don't like this one?
- (laughing)
- This is the best one!
This is the best me!
This is the best one, y'all!
(lively music)