S: The best time to go to amusement parks
is in the middle of the year,
Not when it's high peak season, when everybody's at school and at work in the middle of the week.
This is a Wednesday and we're going to have the time of our lives
in Fuji Q Highland.
M: Okay, Fuji Q Highland is an amusement park
S: Yes.
But it boasts two Guinness Book of World Record rollercoasters
and four others that are insane.
M: We are going to ride every rollercoaster. S: YEP!
M: We're going to go to the Haunted House. S: YEP! M: And it's gonna be AWESOME! S: YEP!
M: Let's do it.
S: Let's go.
M: Oww. OWW.
M: Your Go Pro hurts so much.
hahahaha
M: You don't understand. T^T
S: I have the Go Pro.
S: I forgot.
S: Ducky I'm sorry.
M: It's fine.
S: Ducky I'm sorry I forgot about the-
M: I'm fine. S: chest strap.
M: Let's go.
S: F*CKIN' HYPED.
na na na na na
M: And that's how you get wet in the winter time.
S: I felt my balls...scrunch up into my soul AHHHH.
[Felt] all my...genitals scrunch up...to like-
a little package and just...UHH!
Right into the belly button.
M: Let's go on something more suitable for uh, Dan and Simon next, ok?
M: Simon...is stuck.
S: Aw real bad.
Real pain.
Pain pain pain. Bad bad bad.
M: Gettin' in line.
For the Eejanaikaaaaaaaa!
AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHH.
4D BABY.
S: In order to make waiting in lines more fun, we're gonna put bomb sauce all over our food.
M: There's the bomb sauce.
S: So we got bomb sauce. We got some on here.
M: Bomb sauce.
After every bite, we'll put on some more bomb sauce.
D: All right. Yep.
D: Okay.
M: Go for it.
S: AH.
S: Oh yeah!
S: MORE! M: Togashi is super happy.
M: Doin' okay?
D: That was much worse than the first time.
S: MORE!
D: ckn' hot.
M: Oh no!
D: That was a terrible sound.
M: Do you have the spice hiccups? S: Spice hiccups.
M: And you know what's a really good idea after this?
M: We should go on a rollercoaster.
S: Atsui!
S: I'm sweatin'.
Captain's Log starting three o thirty minutes.
S: So we've been waiting for an hour now. M: And we've only just got in the building. S: Yep.
S: People are literally gonna wait two and a half hours
for a 20 second ride.
M: But we're doing it. S: But we're doing it! M: We're doing eeettttt.
Captain's Log: It's been...over 2 hours and we're still not-
on the rollercoaster.
S: It said 2 hours and 10 min. We still got like another 40 to go before we get on.
M: Now we know why the other ones don't have 10 minute waits. Because they're all waitin- S: Because everybody is here.
M: Finally made it in.
M: There's the ride behind us. We're going on now.
S: Okay, so waited two and a half hours and my voice is all quivering.
M: That was a totally unbelievable ride guys.
S: That was probably one of my favorite rollercoasters ever.
S: That was TERRIFYING.
M: You really feel like- S: Absolutely petrified. M: you're the only person
M: Like it rotates so that its like just you and it's ckn' insane.
M: If you can come here and get the fast pass, definitely do it.
M: If you have to weight the line-ups, it's not disappointing.
M: Like I've waited in long lines before and been like "that sucked".
M: This was, like, no rollercoaster I've ever been on before. Ever.
S: When in Fuji, you need to get your pizza that looks like Mount Fuji.
S: You could see there this is snow.
S: And that's it.
S: We're gonna put some Death Sauce on it.
S: I'm just gonna rub it all over.
S: That's just cream cheese.
S: Ok.
S: Um, this is a very bizarrely set up amusement park because we got here at 10.
S: It opens at 9 or 9:30.
S: And
S: Uh, it's 3:45 now and a lot of things are closing
S: because- M: It's a very tiny park.
S: It's so small, but the lines are so long,
S: that they just say "Ah, we can't let anybody else on". It's-
S: We've only been here for like, 4-5 hours or so.
And that's it.
We barely got on any rides. This is-
kinda weird.
M: It's literally like, not even 6 o'clock,
and the park is closing. And like everything's like-
last ride at 5.
I'm like, "But why? There's nobody in line behind me though."
But I close it at 5 even though it closes at 6.
And it's like no one really wants to run the theme park.
They're like "EHHH".
S: This is a theme park without a theme.
M: It's got Mount Fuji.
You know? The mountain.
Mountain theme!
S: I'm so confused. M: What's going on right now?
S: I have no [idea] what this is. I feel like I've walked onto like three different movie sets. And like-
M: Exactly! That's a great way to put it.
S: They're all being shot on one camera.
S: Haha. M: Whee! S: Whee!
S: Stop covering it with your hand.
S+M: Oh my god it's so cold!!! T^T
S: I want to get off the ride.
S: So cold!
M: Why do we- OOOO
S: Why?
S: Okay, don't bump your teeth.
S: There's one more. Don't bump your teeth for that one also.
M: Uwahh. Don't bump your teeth.
S + M: UWAHH.
M: Thus ends our most bizarre adventure to Fuji Q Highland.
M: So if you didn't get here at 9:30 in the morning when the doors open,
you don't get the fast passes,
then you're not getting on almost all the rides.
S: We went on one of the 4 major rides because 2 of them were closed.
And the other one just had like, a 2 and half hour wait.
So we just couldn't do it.
M: And the park closes at 6.
But like 2 hours before the park closes, they're like "no one else can board this ride
'cause it's at capacity". S: So you really-
S: You're really limited for options. M: Noooo.
S: You really have to get a fast pass. M: Yes.
M: So if you guys like really thrilling rides,
the rollercoasters here are supposed to be like
the Guinness Book of World Record [of] Awesomeness.
M: You need to get here at 9:30 in the morning. S: Yep.
M: Or you're not going on anything. S: Nope.
M: I think we'll come back again if we can come back early.
M: But, this was a very bizarre- S (European accent): Very very strange
M: Very strange.
M: My Big Duck. <3
M: It's my big duckie!
M: Durkie!
S: Is this a sausage or just a deep-fried banana?
M: It's definitely a banana.
S: I think that's a banana.
M: I- I think I might love this place.
M: Like, I think might love this place. S: In some weird way.
M: Like there's French music playing in this tiny- S: This is all
S: wrong. But it comes together to make it right.
M: Like what is going on right now, Dan?
D: Um, yeah I don't know.
D: This- I mean it's great.
D: But is it?
M: But is it?
M: I don't know!
M: So who here is afraid of heights?
S: I'm so terrified of heights.
D: Yeah, shitting my pants right now.
M: We got 2 pants filled with poop right now.
M: Simon... and Dan.
M: You're like so excited.
S: Weh-geu-lae (or waegurae?) Oppa!?
Beeeeep.
da da da da da
BeeeeeP
M: So thus unds our most bizarre
S: Does it und it?
S: Thus und it? Like underwear?
M: Yes.
Beeeeep.
Whoooo~