So Donald Trump went on Sean Han's Fox news program last night to talk about all of the
scandals that he is currently facing.
And during a discussion about the documents that they had down there at Margo, Donald
Trump made a stunning admission.
He basically told us that he was a member of the Xmen because he somehow had the supernatural
ability to declassify documents with his mind.
So take a look at, at Donald Trump telling Sean Hannity about his mutant powers.
Here it is,
Stand it.
You know, there's different people say different things, but as I understand that doesn't have
to be, if you are the president of the United States, you could declassify just by saying,
um, it's declassified, even by thinking about it because you are sending it to Marga or
to wherever you're sending it.
And there doesn't have to be a process.
There can be a process, but there doesn't have to be you're the,
So he can tell telepathically declassify documents.
That's a new one.
I gotta say that is a new one.
That is not something we have heard before.
Um, from a sitting president we're we're like I said, we're getting into Xmen territory.
Now, if he could just do these things with his mind.
Um, but here's the fun part.
No, you can't.
First of all, I don't even know where to go.
I am so sorry.
This is such a stupid thing said by a very unserious man, that it's very hard to keep
a straight face during this, but he said it and he meant it.
Like, that's the worst part of it.
It's not just that he said it, but that I think he genuinely believes it.
And for the record, he is 100% wrong.
Like you don't have to follow the pro.
There is a process, but you don't have to do the process.
Yes, you do.
Government agencies have to be made aware of documents being declassified so that they
know they are now free to move these documents around and share them with other people, other
agencies, whatever it is within the federal government.
Right.
That doesn't mean you can go out and just here you go, public, take a look at it if
it's FOD.
Sure.
But declassification really just allows the government to spread it around amongst themselves
a little bit easier.
So yes, there is a process because there are things that happen once documents are in fact
declassified.
You can't just sit there and think like there, I just declassified everything.
Ha ha ha.
That's not how it works, but please.
I beg you Donald.
I beg you say that in court.
Like I want them to put you on the witness stand and I want you to walk them through
the process of how you mentally telepathically, declassified, these documents.
That is what I want to see.
I want a jury to sit there shocked while they listen to you.
Explain how you have this superpower to declassified documents with your mind.
I think that would go over very well for you.
And I don't think in any way that the jury's gonna think you're crazy.
So please do that.
Please continue talking in interviews about how you have these telepathic abilities, because
I, I, I think the public's totally with you on this, so please keep doing it because all
it does is show us how nuts you are.
If this is Donald Trump's legal defense, then he's going to jail.
he really is.
I'm sorry, but you're not gonna go to a jury and say, listen, my brain is so good.
So much better than everybody else's brain that I can just declassify things by thinking
of him.
Look, watch this boo.
I just classified.
Oh, now it's declassified.
Yeah, jury's totally gonna buy that dude.
You're totally gonna walk on this.
Absolutely brilliant legal defense coming from the twice impeached former president
of the United States.