Hey guys
I hope I'm filming good morning to you the birds are chirping
Good morning, wait what is that from is that a vine? I don't know anyways. I'm sorry for that in advance
Hope that you're having an absolutely swell day everybody hope that you're having the best day of your life every day guys
Love you guys
Hope you guys are having the best day so far today hope that today has been so good for you guys fam.
Sorry
We're back now good morning guys
Okay, sorry about that quick hiatus
Let's hope we don't hit this car and I didn't hit it today is starting out on a
f*ckin awesome start today when I planned my day? I was like Emma
You're not gonna f*ckin vlog you're gonna take a break and you're gonna take a deep breath
And you're gonna take a fat nap and you're just gonna relax for a day then I decided no
I'm not gonna do that I'm going to have a nice day
But I'm also gonna vlog it because do you know what I don't want to skimp you guys out on a fun experience do you
Know what I mean. I never want to miss out on that quality content basically yesterday
I had kind of a mental breakdown we love those don't we have them a lot
I know I do so I had a mental breakdown
People are so rude. I literally cannot believe people in this life. It's crazy anyways
I had a mental breakdown and it was okay though because I got out of it with a smile on my face
I went to Denny's with my dad if you don't know what Denny's is it's like a diner, and it is interesting
It's not bad. It's just interesting. I took these photos
Those pictures are very post mental breakdown. It's probably pretty clear after that traumatic experience
I decided that I needed to have a fun day, so that's what today is gonna be. Just a chill day
I'm gonna go get food with my dad. We're gonna go to Judahlicious. It's so good
If you ever are in the city and you a vegan thot go to Judahlicious. It's pretty good
Then probably gonna get some coffee, then I'm gonna say peace out to my dad
And it's just gonna be me alone in the city conquering life as a teen
My god my eye is so itchy I might go shopping or thrifting or something like that
But I don't know what I'm gonna do yet so just calm down. While we're on our way
Let me just give you a little life update like let me just tell you what's up. What's going on. Number one
I've been getting these little bites like bug bites on my body like on my neck and like my back
I've been getting all these bites all over my body
And I think it's because my dog has ticks to be determined not so sure yet
I'll let you know yeah, I've been very itchy lately on my neck and my back
Yeah another update
Let me tell you a little bit more about my Denny's experience last night cause there was a lot to it going to Denny's
It's definitely an interesting place to be okay
It has a lot of personality I feel weird things happen to me while I was in Denny's
There's a family sitting in the booth diagonal to me or whatever throughout my eating experience
I was kind of periodically glancing over at them. I'm always glancing around to see if anybody's like
I don't know trying to kidnap me
I try to be aware of my surroundings
The dad sitting at the table was eating like a stir-fry
which I didn't even know that they had that at Denny's like that just doesn't seem like something that Denny's would provide and he was
Eating this shit for a long time. From the time that I literally sat down in the beginning
To the time that I literally left he was working on this stir-fry
I'm not kidding this man was chowing down on this stir-fry for probably an hour and every time
I would look over he had not made a dent in his stir-fry
It was still a huge pile of stir-fry. Every time I look over. I'm like okay
He must have at least made a dent in what you know he never even made a dent in it
I mean
I don't know if I feel bad for him or if he's just lucky or maybe he just takes small bites
I don't f*ckin know didn't look like he was taking small bites. After watching this guy continuously eat his food and none of it disappear
This is what it made me think and I bet the FBI is gonna be not so happy with me if they hear me say
This but I don't really give a f*ck. I think that I'm living in a simulation
And here's why. It's very odd to me that some guy would be chowing down on his stir-fry for
Literally an hour and make zero dent on it
And do you know what that tells me that tells me he's he's he's a hologram he's not real
he's just eating so like to fill my
Surroundings does that make sense like he doesn't actually need to be eating the food because he's not a real being he's just a hologram
In the simulation of my life, he's just chilling there fake eating food to make me feel normal, but when you look closer
It's not normal because it's a simulation
I'm hoping that someone makes a movie about me because of this discovery and if not
I'm gonna be mad because people are praising Elon Musk
Yeah Well guess what I'm a ho that has proof want to know the proof never ending stir-fry all I can say is stay woke
people because we're being lied to
See that's really cool right it's like how I transitioned say hi dad
Yeah, what's up everybody? No you need to show yourself Hey, how's it going everybody?
We're here, my dad's holding the camera for me because I don't know I just like being a lazy
Ho glad to be here the sun's out it's nice and comfortable no wind
No wind. It's feeling good. You know feeling really good found a parking spot. Hopefully
I don't get-Oh that was a dead slug. Why do we always see dead animals on these vlogs?
There's another thing that's interesting about this every time we come to Judahlicious
It's always a first or third Friday of the month, which means that there's no parking you know boring fun fact
Let's see like it's not fun if it's boring
Did you see that I mean, but nice try I mean hey go subscribe to my dad. He has a channel
I'll link it down below. Yeah for more boring content come on over Go sub go sub people let's go get some food fam
I don't know what I want
I got a very
Extremely beautiful acai bowl with peanut butter on top because I love I love peanut butter look how beautiful
She is she's her own breed has a mind of her own
Just finished our food it was great, I had an acai bowl. It was so good now
We're gonna go to get some coffee from this place called is it Java House or Java Beach? Java Beach. Java Beach
I'm feeling absolutely so great You should say say it again though, because there was a lot of shadows and stuff over there
What was I even saying? Saying okay so we just had food. We're going to Java So should I just do that entire thing again?
I You should then don't worry about it. No. I'll do it again. Alright guys. We're going
There's a pigeon welcome to life there everywhere these days these pigeons aren't racist good night. Haha
Did you stop filming Well because I had to I'm suing you I tell my dad one job
I'll buy you a coffee just film me he turns off the camera can't believe the audacity of this guy
Did he did you even see what I was just doing? Probably not. Probably didn't
What I was doing was he couldn't see I was ordering coffee. You wouldn't know that would you?
I love it
I need to turn down the exposure
Oh now I look dead
I need to turn it back up. Over exposure is good because you can't see my under-eye bags
See here's the thing about me. I have like genetically bad under-eye bags like when I was 4, and I had under-eye bags
I just have them but when I don't sleep
Then they're even worse and so then it looks like I got hashtag beat up for doing something like
Buying drugs when in reality I don't do drugs. I just am tired and I have bad under-eye bags. That's just my life
It's because I was up late watching YouTube
I used to watch a lot of beauty videos fun fact about me like that was like my jam get ready with me videos and
Like a lot of DIY easy healthy lunch ideas like all that fun stuff
Where people would all make the exact same lunches every single person on the entire YouTube would make a video titled
"Healthy Easy Lunch Ideas" in every single one of them made this exact recipe
It's a tortilla with peanut butter on it
And then a banana in it and then they roll it up and then cut it up every single person who made that video put
That in it. Create it. Okay. I'm gonna stop before I offend people. Peace!
Starting route to. Ah thank you so much. Then turn left onto 44th Avenue Turn left or right god dammit
I can't hear anything. Oh shit
I decided that I want to go do
I decided I want to do a little bit of thrifting the thrift stores in the city the stuff is more expensive
But it's like all the best shit deadass. I need to stop saying deadass
It's starting to like really make me look bad deadass. I'm just gonna keep saying it Somebody's driving a matte black Lexus
That is an interesting approach to life, but I respect it. I don't give a shit about cars
I'm sorry if you guys care a lot about cars, but I think that cars are one of the stupidest 7 miles
I think that cars are one of the stupidest
Status symbols that you can have I think that cars should be praised based on how good
They are for the environment rather than whether or not the Kardashians have them
That's just my opinion so hate to take it there. I wish I wouldn't have but here we are
Take it or leave it
Sorry hybrid didn't mean to cut you off see because I just judging somebody because they drive a hybrid
Or not a hybrid a Prius. Sorry. No Priuses are good for the f*cking environment so f*ck you
You know what I mean if people are making fun of you because you have a Prius tell them to f*ck off because you're doing
Good stuff for the environment, and your gas mileage is really f*cking good. I don't know just pisses me off. I'm just pissed now
Thanks guys for
Pissing me off. I was in a good mood before we started talking about this
So now I have to f*cking find parking and we all know how that goes for me, and there's a f*cking policeman
Hopefully I don't get arrested for doing nothing wrong because I'm a literal angel or whatever. I just found a spot
I can't believe it, so let's go thrifting fam
Ew I just spit all over you
Hi, I'm back, let's do a haul
I'm gonna be doing a haul. So the first purchase
I made it's been a long time coming and I've been planning on purchasing some of these for a while
But I just like it never happened. I got some black Doc Martens
these are the softer leather ones because
Um I'm a pussy, and I can't handle like the really tough leather it kind of makes my feet hurt
And I'm really sensitive so I got these they're very cute. They're very cool
Okay, this is actually really gross, but I don't care cause it was $5.00
This is a literal child shirt that has stains all over it, but I don't care for some reason
I still think it's cool official GI Joe Club t-shirt, and it's literally a kid's shirt
But it fits kind of cool like when you wear it. It looks cool
It literally has stains all over it. The next thing
I got I'm so f*cking excited about some of you guys might think that I'm stupid for this
But it's so f*cking cool so I don't even care. Vintage 90s windbreaker
Just look at this shit. Are you kidding me look at that? I'm so excited like shut up like come on
I'm so excited next I got this weird jacket. It's like a vintage jacket that has like red white and blue
I don't really know why I got this, but it looks like this and it's cool when I'm wearing it
I feel like Elvis so I like that. Last two things I got
Were vintage Nike top that has like cool things on the sleeve. I don't know just thought that it was cool
Okay, so that's what that is
I'm really excited about it. We're almost done with the haul so sorry if you're sick of it already so next I got a few pairs
Of sunglasses because I'm just like really weird this wasn't from a thrift store
It was from like a ripoff glasses place like they have all fake glasses, so their glasses are like super cheap
I didn't film in there because the lady was kind of sketched out about it, but first
I got these I don't know how I feel about these actually I don't know I think they kind of look cool
Maybe not. You guys know how I am with my colored frames
So had to add to the collection and I think blue is just cool because I don't really own that many blue ones like
This shade of blue
I don't know
They're all so cheap
They were like
$7 each or something so I was like I'm gonna go ham and then last but not least we have these now these give
me major, Elton John vibes, holy f*ck
Last but not least I think this is an 80s shirt
It said like I got it from the 80s slash 90s section in the store
But this looks more 80s to me than 90s
But what the f*ck do I know I just think it's a little bit cool. So that was the haul I'm going home
It was a good day. It's like three o'clock, and I just want to get home before the traffic. It's bad because I just don't
Want to deal with that so I hope that you had fun with me if you did good
I'm glad love you guys appreciate you guys stay rad stay cool
Be nice to your parents sass your teachers
Yeah, that's it alright peace