♪♪
[people murmuring]
Matt: Makes it hard, doesn't it?
Stacy: Yeah, I don't know, it's like really crazy,
I didn't realize that.
[all gasp]
Um, what's happening?
Quiet!
He'll hear you!
Boy, get off me!
Stacey: Who's going to hear us?
Whitney:
[dramatic sound]
Wait, wait, you guys are all freaking out
over a mall kiosk guy?
[dramatic sound]
Matt: Stacy, no!
You guys are insane.
[splat]
[Whitney screams]
[wailing music]
He's been free sampled in the face!
Ocean breeze.
He's not messing around.
What do we do?
We press on.
Not because we don't care, but because A&H Joggers
are the first and only pants that give me a booty.
Natalie:
He's omnipresent.
How do we avoid him?
With the ultimate human interaction deterrent.
Thank you for volunteering, Jeremy.
Thank you, Jeremy.
Jeremy, so good.
Natalie:
Whatever.
Okay, Jeremy.
[headphones] Let the sound of my brave voice guide you.
Stay calm and pretend you're listening to a new hip album
from...
Adam:
Natalie:
The Backstreet Boys.
Ugh.
Leo [headphones]:
Did you really think headphones would deter Leo?
How are you doing this?
Leo can hack into any phone in the mall.
Because Leo's cousins are the Verizon kiosk guys.
Jeremy: What do you want from me?
Simple.
Buy Leo's new holiday-themed "Dead Sea" lotion.
No way, man.
Those are made from the blubber of killer whales!
Yeah.
I watch Netflix documentaries.
I guess I can't convince you.
Or can I?
[dramatic sound]
Pomegranate Palpatine anyone?
[cries]
Jeremy!
Leo leaves us no choice.
We're going to have to Trojan Horse this bad boy.
Adam will carry Whit inside the bag.
Leo will stop Adam, allowing Whitney to escape safely.
This is brilliant!
This is stupid!
Happy Hanukkah, sir.
Can Leo interest you
in lotion guaranteed to remove stretch marks?
Adam:
I have to have it!
Give it to me, please, please!
You're pathetic!
Leo also has lotion for bronies, called...
Lebrotion.
I have to have it!
Give it to me, please, please!
This, this is full of lotion.
So's this.
We're not proud.
Matt:
Time to employ the teenage herd tactic.
[whispered] I can't believe that worked.
Attention, holiday shoppers.
For the next 60
FREE.
[children screaming]
What are you doing, Leo?
Thinning...
the herd.
[rumbling]
[dramatic music]
No!
Natalie!
Leo!
[crying]
[dramatic music]
Leo!
Brother!
Help me!
Long...
live...
the lotion!
Natalie:
What am I going to do?
Shop online, Natalie.
Shop online, and never return.
[crying]
Wait.
That's actually really bad for business.
Leo got way too into character.
[clapping]
Well done!
Yes!
Well done, watching that video!
You know, I think you have the talent to like us.
Yes.
And to subscribe!
Nay, I think you have the talent to comment below!
Oh, well done!
You've got it!
You can do it!
You're a superstar!
Good job!
I believe in you!