A-one, two, three, four
"Is This What You Want?" theme
Pretty good.
Guys, guess what?
Aliens exist.
You know what that means.
I'm gonna interview Gaby!
For anyone who isn't, like,
a
when Gaby interviewed me,
we said,
"Write 'aliens exist' in the
comments section if you want
Allison to interview Gaby,
and there were so many people
who believe in aliens that
we're gonna do it.
JBU theme plays
For the following interview,
I will not be Allison Raskin,
your best friend and confidant.
So who will you be?
(together) Therese.
I love your red hair, Therese.
Thank you, I'm a "cele-sbian".
Yeah! Therese, in case you forgot,
is a "cele-sbian" reporter,
uh, with red hair.
Yeah, I ask the tough questions.
Oh, let me get into character.
Yeah, please, I need to meet Therese.
(whispering) My parents are okay
and I have a cat.
First off, Gabrielle Dunn,
it's just a
Gabrielle is so formal.
I just want to start by saying
that I love your vlog channel
with your girlfriend, Allison Raskin.
Yeah! It's a vlog channel, uh,
and Allison is my girlfriend.
Ok.
Are you related to Josh Dunn from twenty one pilots?
Uh, no, but it's weird because
my older brother is named Josh Dunn.
So you are related to him?
I am related to Josh Dunn, but I'm not...
That's what I asked,
that's what I just asked.
Who do you like more:
men or women?
Neither.
You don't like men
No.
Is bisexuality real?
Yes, bisexuality is real,
and you don't have to like
one or the other better.
If you like women even 5%,
you can call yourself bisexual.
"Bisexual" just means you're open
to all genders.
Like, ok, here's a fun
game we can play.
Um, what do you like more:
red or blue?
Neither, purple.
(Allison "fff"s in frustration)
You often complain about
not having money.
Why are you not
making any money?
I complain about not having money
because I used to not have money,
now I have the most money
I've ever had in my life,
although it's still not that much,
probably, compared to other
people who have been more
responsible in their lives.
I think it's, you know, important to talk
about your financial troubles
because it's a very isolating topic.
But you have money?
Some, some money now, yeah,
probably not enough.
So why are you complaining all the time?
I just love to complain.
Do you still work at BuzzFeed?
No, I haven't, I haven't worked at
BuzzFeed for longer than I
have
Why would you quit working at BuzzFeed?
It seems like the coolest company.
I wanted to have a career.
But...don't you want to have
a career at BuzzFeed?
No, but when anything you make at BuzzFeed
they own, and I thought it was best
to have the intellectual property
that I was making be my own.
Whatever, I love
the Try Guys.
How are you different from Broad City?
'Cause we're two different people.
What?
Like, we're not them.
But, right, but like...
you guys are like,
two Jewish girls who are best friends
and they're two Jewish girls
who are best friends who
have a TV show.
Yeah, see, I think they're more of
a "peas-in-a-pod", and we're
more of an odd couple.
Me and my partner, Allison,
are more of an odd couple.
Like, uh, you know...
Please don't touch me.
Sorry, I should've asked...
I'm a reporter.
Therese, I feel like you're a big fan.
I'm not, I haven't seen a
single JBU video.
I don't think that's true.
I only watched your work
at BuzzFeed.
Oh, you did?
Which, honestly, most people
say, is better than your personal work.
That's fair.
Are you actually polyamorous,
or is that just something you do
for the channel?
I am actually polyamorous, yeah.
It means I'd date multiple people.
Ew!
Still on this page...
Yeah! I was going to say,
what are you doing?
Are you in love with Allison?
Yeah.
No, I mean, like,
romantic love.
Are you in love with...?
I understood the question.
Therese, you seem quite upset
by my answers.
I'm not upset, I don't get upset
because I'm an objective journalist.
It seems like you are taking
this personally, the way
one Allison Raskin might.
Why would I?
I'm not Allison.
(stammers) Are you going to dye
your hair purple again?
That was my favorite one.
So weird! Usually, it's the
celebrity who gets upset
and walks off.
No, it's fine, it's like...
I just, like, I thought that when
we sat down, you would be
honest with me, and
obviously, you're keeping your guard up,
and you're not giving real answers
because I know for a
that you're not romantically
in love with Allison.
You know that for a fact...how?
Because you are Allison?
No, I'm Therese!
But I talked to Allison first,
and I was going to publish the interview
with her, but everyone said,
"We'd rather have the other one."
Oh, I've heard that before.
(slams book)
Allison, Allison!
(startled) Oh! How'd it go?
A journalist was just here and
she got so mad!
Why!?
Because I wasn't answering
her questions truthfully.
Why didn't she ask
to interview me?
Oh, is it that...um...something's ringing.
(laughing) I gotta go.
(Sobs dejectedly)
JBU end theme plays
Thank you for your support
and belief in aliens.
It's dumb not to think
they're out there.
Agreed.
Roswell was a cover-up.
I know that you believe that,
have you ever gone to Roswell?
No, but I did a 90-page
research paper on it.
You should go.
Listen, here's the thing:
I'm not saying that it was
definitely an alien, but it was
definitely a cover-up.
For an alien.
Right.
'Kay.
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